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This archives the Autobot group chat that was created to promote Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. All spelling, grammatical, and formatting errors are left as is.
Day 1
Transformer Profile:
MIRAGE
Codename: 👻 Association: AUTOBOTS
Enter 👻 to meet MIRAGE and proceed.
[...awaiting input...]
👻
INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED [...loading...]
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
[...entering chat...]
🚚 OPTIMUS: Mirage, how many times do I have to tell you to LAY LOW.
👻 MIRAGE: wdym??? I was SO low I was practically pavement, ok? I've been on my BEST BEHAVIOR.
🏍️ ARCEE: Oh, really? Then how do you explain this?
👻 MIRAGE: ...oh no I seem to...be breaking up...I can't...the light...I'm going towards the light!..
🏍️ ARCEE: 🙄 See, this is why I said we should keep him on a shorter leash.
👻 MIRAGE: Well ExCuSE ME madam kill joy 🥱 Who invited you to this anyway??
🏍️ ARCEE: I thought you were "breaking up?"
👻 MIRAGE: you can't see me I'm a miraaaaaage 👻
CHAT DISCONNECTED
To be continued... Check back tomorrow for more!
Day 2
🏍️ ARCEE: Oh, hey. We've got a new recruit in the chat.
👻 MIRAGE: Huh? Nobody else can bully me! I cry foul! This is INJUSTICE!
🏍️ ARCEE: Oh shut up.
🏍️ ARCEE: Hey, fresh meat. So what do you think about this insubordinating nimrod?
INPUT REQUESTED Reply with an emoji to continue: 😰 - Cut him some slack! 😡 - Optimus is right! [...awaiting input...]
😰
👻 MIRAGE: SEE! They get it! That's a pal right there!
🚛 OPTIMUS: Mirage, this is serious. You even involved a human? Do I really have to keep explaining to you how dangerous this is?
👻 MIRAGE: fine, fine... I'll lay low. But Noah's already involved, so. We can't just let Scourge get him.
🏍️ ARCEE: Why not? Let the problem solve itself...
🚛 OPTIMUS: Enough. Both of you. And don't mention that name again. They could be listening...
CHAT DISCONNECTED
Key word detected: SCOURGE
Enter the key word to retrieve Terrorcons profile.
[...awaiting input...]
SCOURGE
INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED [...loading...]
[MISSION COMPLETED]
Next in: [24] HOURS
Day 3
Look alive, recruit! New communication incoming!
[...connecting to chat uplink...]
Transformer Profile: AIRAZOR
Codename: 🪶
Association: MAXIMALS
Enter 🪶 to meet AIRAZOR and proceed.
[...awaiting input...]
INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED [...loading...]
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
[...entering chat...]
🪶AIRAZOR: alcblwe;knvlsf'vberovbn
👻 MIRAGE: uhh, listen boss lady. I know you've been hiding out off the grid for a hot minute but...
🪶AIRAZOR: s;hknveogJ:KJN:KNGOLIH!!!
🏍️ ARCEE: Airazor, turn on speech to text.
🪶AIRAZOR: Oh! That is much better!
👻 MIRAGE: good I was worried there for a sec...
🪶AIRAZOR: It is difficult to type with only a beak. In any case, Elena has uncovered an important lead in our investigation.
🚛 OPTIMUS: What have you found?
🪶AIRAZOR: I'll share more in person. For now, please be vigilant. Optimus Primal has run into danger in the mountains.
🏍️ ARCEE: Don't tell me it's...
CHAT DISCONNECTED
To be continued... See you tomorrow!
Day 4
🚛 OPTIMUS: Nightbird. She will cause problems if we're not careful.
👻 MIRAGE: How come the bad guys always get the coolest names?
🪶AIRAZOR: Hmm. Speak for yourself...
🏍️ ARCEE: 🤣 I knew I liked you!
👻 MIRAGE: HEY!
🏍️ ARCEE: Don't start what you can't finish, Mirage.
🪶AIRAZOR: What do you think, newcomer? Who has the most formiddable name?
INPUT REQUESTED
Choose a reply to continue:
Airazor
Mirage
[...awaiting input...]
Airazor
🪶AIRAZOR: This one has sense!
🚛 OPTIMUS: I'm too old to deal with this...
CHAT DISCONNECTED
Key word detected: NIGHTBIRD
Enter the key word to retrieve Terrorcons profile.
[...awaiting input...]
INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED [...loading...]
[MISSION COMPLETED]
Next in: [24] HOURS
Day 5
Ready to jump back in? New chat in 3, 2,... [...connecting to chat uplink...]
Transformer Profile: WHEELJACK
Codename: 🚌
Association: AUTOBOTS
Enter 🚌 to meet WHEELJACK and proceed.
[...awaiting input...]
🚌
INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED [...loading...]
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
[...entering chat...]
👻 MIRAGE: Helloooooo??
🏍️ ARCEE: Are you actually on time for once?
👻 MIRAGE: Listen I'm always on time. Not my problem if you guys can't keep up.
🪶AIRAZOR: Primal and I are closing in on the ruins. Where is our guide?
🚛 OPTIMUS: He's en route to our coordinates.
🦍PRIMAL: We must hurry. Even Rhinox can't hold Battletrap off for long.
👻 MIRAGE: Man, I hate that guy. Needs anger management like, yesterday.
🏍️ ARCEE: And what do you need, I wonder?
👻 MIRAGE: My own reality show 😎
🪶AIRAZOR: Reality...show? Is it real or not?
👻 MIRAGE: you know, that's a fair question
CHAT DISCONNECTED
To be continued in 24 hours!
Day 6
👻 MIRAGE: while we all marinate on that for a bit... Hey rookie, what do you think my show should be called?
INPUT REQUESTED
Choose a reply to continue:
🤖 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
👽 - Prehistoric Extra Terrestrials: Unearthing Cybertron
[...awaiting input...]
👽
👻 MIRAGE: hmmm....maybe. It's giving a little too much "tinfoil hat" for me.
🚌WHEELJACK: 😵💫 sorry I'm late again. I was on my way, but then all of the birds and the insects in the forest joined in harmonious symphony. It was beautiful to behold!
👻 MIRAGE: it's okay, buddy. you symphony it up
🚌WHEELJACK: Oh, and while we were waiting for orders, Mirage lost at tag to Cheetor and was so embarassed he ran ahead to meet you.
👻 MIRAGE: WHAT IS THIS, THE HARRASS 👻 MIRAGE SHOW?
🏍️ ARCEE: didn't you just say you wanted your own show? congratulations
NOAH: Hey, uh...not to crash the party but I think we got a problem. Who's big man over there?
🦍PRIMAL: No! It can't be!
CHAT DISCONNECTED
Key word detected: BATTLETRAP
Enter the key word to retrieve Terrorcons profile.
[...awaiting input...]
INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED [...loading...]
[MISSION COMPLETED]
Next in: [24] HOURS
Day 7
Buckle in for the final round! [...connecting to chat uplink...]
Transformer Profile: STRATOSPHERE
Codename: ✈️
Association: AUTOBOTS
Enter ✈️ to meet STRATOSPHERE and proceed.
[...awaiting input...]
✈️
INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED [...loading...]
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
[...entering chat...]
NOAH: Are you sure about all this?
ELENA: All evidence points to Peru. Trust me, it's not like I'm lining up to get on a plane right now.
NOAH: Yeah...especially this plane...
✈️STRATOSPHERE: I resent that.
👻 MIRAGE: well you could stand to get your landing gear checked out, pops. And your nav system. And...well. You got AARP or?
✈️STRATOSPHERE: Not a clue what that is, but ✈️STRATOSPHERE IS IN PERFECT FIGHTING--
🏍️ ARCEE: https://m.community.com/wMI9Hr60p5sXy0y11
✈️STRATOSPHERE: ...✈️STRATOSPHERE IS IN ADEQUATE FIGHTING SHAPE!
👻 MIRAGE: 🫠
ELENA: 🫣
NOAH: 😟
🏍️ ARCEE: Eh. He's an antique.
🚛 OPTIMUS: Enough. The real threat has emerged. We can't afford to waste any more time.
NOAH: What is it? What's the threat?
CHAT DISCONNECTED
To be continued... The final chapter arrives tomorrow!
