Meet Ballpoint!
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| Meet Ballpoint! | |||||||||||||
| Publisher | Skybound Entertainment | ||||||||||||
| First published | July 9, 2025 | ||||||||||||
| Written by | Brian "Smitty" Smith | ||||||||||||
| Pencils by | Marz Jr. | ||||||||||||
| Colors by | Marz Jr. | ||||||||||||
| Letters by | Marz Jr. | ||||||||||||
| Editor | Alex Antone | ||||||||||||
| Continuity | Generation 1 continuity family | ||||||||||||
After being kicked out of the Decepticons, Ballpoint decides to win their favor by destroying all the Autobots single-handedly.
Synopsis
Chapter 1
Cybertron. Home of the Transformers. The Autobots and Decepticons have been engaged in war over the planet's Energon reserves for centuries. And the Decepticon war effort is running smoothly thanks entirely to Ballpoint, "The pen who's mightier than the sword!" He's an incredible fighter, spy, tactician, pilot, mechanic, and Megatron's best friend. When the Autobots departed Cybertron aboard the Ark, the Decepticons followed and boarded the vessel, before crash landing on Earth. It was Ballpoint who brought everyone back online, with the other Decepticons singing his praises all along the way...
Ballpoint's story to his best friend, the blender, is interrupted by Starscream, who sneeringly informs Ballpoint and "Smoothie" that not only is none of that true, they didn't even know Ballpoint was aboard the Nemesis when they departed Cybertron. Their discussion is interrupted once more by an announcement over the loudspeaker: Megatron is about to give a briefing. The Decepticons assemble in the throne room, with Starscream taking from Ballpoint the report on the solar farm they're about to raid, warning the diminuitive Decepticon that he better not have messed it up. Shockwave rushes past, holding a piece of paper, which Ballpoint interprets as the cyclops wanting an autograph, and happily obliges. Shockwave flicks Ballpoint across the room.
Chapter 2
Megatron demands Shockwave hand over his report on Autobot activity near their target, but finds it illegible due to Ballpoint autographing over it. Starscream seizes the opportunity to suck up to his leader, and proudly inserts the Floppy disk Ballpoint compiled for him. To everyone's horror, it begins playing a homemade music video featuring Ballpoint's sick moves. Megatron declares everyone incompetent, but reveals he anticipated this and gathered all the intel himself. The Decepticons all hitch a ride on Starscream (plus Laserbeak grabs Gnaw) and depart for the solar farm.
Arriving, Ballpoint asks Megatron what his assignment is. Megatron doesn't give a scrap, so Shockwave tells him to monitor the energy output and keep lookout for those pesky Autobots.
As the Decepticons siphon Energon from the solar farm, Ballpoint begins telling his story to the computer display he's been tasked with watching, and gets so engrossed in it that he completely fails to notice the Autobots arriving. The Autobots thoroughly trounce the Decepticons, with Optimus Prime in particular plowing into Megatron as Starscream leaps out of the way. Megatron orders a retreat, at which point our hero finally notices what's going on and joins his brethren in running away.
Chapter 3
Back at Decepticon headquarters, Ballpoint spins a tall tale about how he was busy trouncing bigger and stronger Autobots, and it's really only thanks to him that they got out of there. This time, Starscream calls Ballpoint on his BS in front of everyone, which angers the Rumble (G1)rank and file. While Starscream is pontificating about how unacceptable it is that Megatron was injured, the Decepticon leader himself enters and dresses down Starscream for his role in one of said injuries. Megatron orders Starscream to fetch him an Energon shake, and the Seeker scrambles away. Megatron then angrily questions why his minions keep failing him. All present unanimously point their fingers at...Ballpoint. Megatron seethes with anger, knocking the Energon shake out of Starscream's hands - and more importantly, Smoothie the blender, whose "death" Ballpoint mourns. Megatron, sick of the tiny bot, banishes him from the Decepticon ranks, having him thrown out to the curb with the rest of the garbage. Ballpoint brainstorms ways to get himself back in Megatron's good graces, and hits upon the idea to destroy all the Autobots by himself. Great plan!
Chapter 4
At the crash site of the Ark, the Autobots celebrate and recuperate from their latest victory. Prime laments the need for violence, Bumblebee gets repairs from Wheeljack, the LamBros trash-talk each other, and Jazz tries desperately to get someone to laugh at an epic quip he made during the battle. To get away from Jazz, Prowl runs off to relieve Elita-1 from watch duty. As Prowl settles in, Ballpoint tries to figure out a way to distract him, settling on ordering a whole stack of pizzas. While Prowl argues with the pizza guy, Ballpoint sneaks into the Ark, using his alternate mode to gain access to Wheeljack's office. Ballpoint first decides to try turning the Autobots against each other by leaving a fake note. Wheeljack's just happy someone fixed the printer! Next, he tries to beat up Brawn, but the Minibot doesn't even notice his attacker. After being stepped on by Optimus Prime, Ballpoint realizes this isn't working, and turns to psychological warfare.
Chapter 5
First, Ballpoint sneaks into Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's room and doodles mustaches and the like on their faces. They just think it's hilarious and walk into the halls laughing. Ballpoint decides enough is enough, he's going to take out the leader. He sneaks into Optimus' office and pretends to be a dentist, offering the Prime a cleaning. Prime points out that Cybertronians don't have teeth, and he himself might not even have a mouth. At that, Ballpoint gives up and comes clean, explaining who he is and why he's here. He begs not to be destroyed, only for Optimus to praise him for his bravery and offer him a chance to join them as the Decepticons begin an assault on the Ark.
Chapter 6
As Prime gears up to face Megatron, he tosses Ballpoint to Bumblebee and orders them to stop Starscream from destroying the Ark. Ballpoint freaks out, believing the two of them can't possibly stand a chance against the Air commander. Bumblebee quickly proves his new ally wrong; by grabbing onto Starscream's wing, the seeker loses his stability and begins falling to the ground. Bumblebee jumps off at the last second, but Ballpoint didn't react in time; bouncing along with Starscream until he's thrown off and lands right between Optimus Prime and Megatron! Megatron stands triumphant over his eternal foe, and sees an opportunity: he orders Ballpoint (calling him "Felt-Tip") to finish off Prime, wanting the irony of Prime falling to the weakest and most worthless Decepticon. Prime nods to Ballpoint, giving him the courage he needs to do the right thing. He clambers up Megatron and squirts ink all over his eyes, enabling Prime to get up and send Megatron careening trough the air. Megatron wearily orders a retreat. As the defeated Decepticons fly off, the Autobots all praise Ballpoint for his contributions, with Prime giving him a brand-new Autobot Insignia.
Optimus suggests Jazz give him a tour; after bonding over Jazz's hilarious battle quips, he spots an old friend: Smoothie! Ecstatic that his old friend survived and is also an Autobot now, he runs over and hugs the Autobot's blender, to the confusion of Jazz and Bumblebee.
Back at the Decepticon base, Megatron paces angrily in front of his troops, unaware that Ballpoint has written "Space Farts" on his butt.
Featured Characters
(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)
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Quotes
"The PEN who's mightier than the SWORD! I totally coined that phrase, BTW...100% copyright Ballpoint."
- —Guess who
"Wow! BALLPOINT, you are like SUPER SMART...and unbelievably BRAVE...I hear you're a FANTASTIC dancer, too!
- —Imaginary Starscream
NEVER compare yourself to me again, WORM. We didn't even know YOU were on BOARD when we left Cybertron!"
- —Actual Starscream
"SQUAWK! MEGATRON IS A MEGA LOSER! SQUAWK!"
- —Laserbeak parroting Starscream
"Perhaps you could wear name tags?"
- —Even Soundwave has trouble with FIRRIB.
Bumblebee: "Can you check this out for me? I think I SPRAINED my ANKLE."
Wheeljack: "Wish I could help you out, Bee. I'm a MECHANIC, not a MEDIC. You'll have to wait for RATCHET over there."
Bumblebee (to himself): "SERIOUSLY?!? That line will take forever! What if...?"
(Transforms to vehicle mode)
Bumblebee: "Uh... how about taking a look at my FRONT WHEEL AXLE?"
Wheeljack: "SURE THING!"
