Pimp My Bulkhead
- Pimp My Bulkhead is a contest from the Animated continuity.
When Porter C. Powell manufactured the Bulkhead, he made a grievous mistake. It was too boring! To remedy this problem, he organized the Pimp My Bulkhead televised contest, calling car customizers and creative types to sign up their custom-painted Bulkheads.
Fiction
Animated cartoon
<div style="width: 90%; margin: 0 auto .2em auto; background-color:#efefef; border: 2px solid #eeeeee; padding: 2px; text-align: left;">Note: Events from IDW Publishing comic books are in italics.</div> Perhaps trying to detract attention from the recent pile-up of Bulkheads that was caused by Angry Archer during an escapade, Porter C. Powell announced the Pimp My Bulkhead contest to pick fly new color schemes for the mass-produced monstrosity. Numerous entries were submitted, each wilder than the next, however Powell found himself most enamored with a red, white and blue Bulkhead that sported his mullet-tastic visage on its side, declaring it the winner.
However, the Bulkhead custom's designer insisted he check out the interior as well, at which point he found himself locked in with a silent, hooded driver while said driver began swerving erratically. Stricken with panic, Powell pleaded with the driver to stop, admitting that the Bulkheads are nothing but gas-guzzling deathtraps. In desperation, he grabbed hold of the driver and shook his cloak off, revealing it to be a flying TV camera on a mount. With Powell's confession caught on tape, the Bulkhead revealed its true form. Needless to say, that signaled both the end of the Pimp My Bulkhead contest, as well as the Bulkhead model itself. The Insincerest Form of Flattery
Note
- Pimp My Bulkhead is inspired by car makeover shows such as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp_My_Ride" class="extiw" title="wikipedia:Pimp_My_Ride">Pimp My Ride</a>.
