Soon
Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Fun_Publications" title="Fun Publications">Fun Publications</a>) which sees release of all <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/BotCon" title="BotCon">BotCon</a> news, <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_Collectors%27_Club" title="Transformers Collectors' Club">club</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Exclusive" title="Exclusive">exclusives</a>, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
<a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Unicron_Singularity" title="Unicron Singularity">Peculiar properties of spacetime</a> ensure that the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Scale" title="Scale">perception of the magnitude</a> of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but of spatial and <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28franchise%29#Controversy" title="Kiss Players (franchise)">cultural location</a>. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Drench_%28Universe%29" class="mw-redirect" title="Drench (Universe)">Never</a>. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ravage_%28G1%29_toys#Kyokush.C5.8D_Henkei" title="Ravage (G1) toys">vanishingly small</a>. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Revenge_of_the_Fallen" class="mw-redirect" title="Revenge of the Fallen">Soon</a>, <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transtech" title="Transtech">Never</a>, and <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Classics_%282006%29" title="Classics (2006)">All Too Quickly</a>.

