User:Jim Java

What's crackin, little b****es?

I am active on here, and on Biosector. Basically, the reason I got an account here was because I was sick of looking at the Revenge Of The Fallen Movie page, and seeing a big list of stuff instead of an actual article. I figured as a member, I could edit it. However, I cannot, which leads to the question: Why am I still on here? And why am I still writing my user page? And why is my last name Java? Why not Cappacunio? And why

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