User:ShiningBlitz

Hello. I am Shining Blitz, also known as Blitz the Coyote.

I am happy to see you.

I have pipe dreams. Current: Custom Alt-scale Smart FourTwo TF, "Solar Flare", to be used as avatar.

I mispronounciate words. It's a character trait.

I hold my Grammar Hammer close to my heart. Except when I'm boink!ing people over the head with it.

I need a Softimus Prime, for it is love. Could someone help me? Please?

Slumblebee, however, is a better pun.

I await all challenges in transformation complexity. While some gape at MP Megatron or ROTF Optimus Prime, I look to them with great excitement.

I use too many commas, in addition to an abundance of semicolons; when this is combined (in speech) with my, shall we say, fast-talking and breathless ranting, it can be pretty annoying; at least, some of my friends think so.

I am a Troper; TVTropes has ruined my life, my vocabulary, and my... um... I don't really have a third example.

I main Sonic in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ness is my secondary. I also (my Wii is hacked enjoy Brawl+ and similar projects.

More to come!