Fassbinder

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Fassbinder (or sometimes "The Fassinator") is a human in the live-action movie continuity.
Your glitch has been fassinated!

Maintaining a website is hard work, so if you want it done right you turn to The Fassinator. He'll make sure your code is ironclad, work those sockets (ladies, take note) and keep you on the cutting edge. Part of Leo Spitz's crack team of interweb cowboys, he is the codemaster and COO of The Real Effing Deal.

The Internet is pure truth.

—Fassbinder, clearly not understanding the internet AT ALL, Revenge of the Fallen


Fiction

Revenge of the Fallen film

Actor: Jonathon Trent (English)

Plot details for Revenge of the Fallen (film) follow.

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Fassbinder was hard at work in Leo's makeshift situation room, and in response to Sam Witwicky's skepticism towards their sacred truth-finding mission laid his new acquaintance's doubts to rest with a spirited defense of the internet as an information source. He was just about to rejoice in a monumental scoop on the situation in Shanghai when the site was once again beaten to the punch by their rival at the GiantEffingRobots.com blog. Thankfully his wounds were salved by the timely intervention of Leo, who took Fassbinder to the first fraternity party of the year. Revenge of the Fallen (film)