Cosmic Carnival

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This article is about the actual Cosmic Carnival. For the Marvel Comics issue about the Cosmic Carnival, see The Cosmic Carnival.

The Cosmic Carnival is a space-faring carnival in the Marvel Comics portion of the Generation 1 continuity family.

You'll pay for the whole seat! Or else!
Ladies and gentlethings, creatures of all ages! Greetings from the Cosmic Carnival, the greatest show in the galaxy!
Come one, come all to the most spectacular, action-packed entertainment in the universe! Marvel at performers from over 10,000 planets! Witness stunts so dangerous that they're banned in over 5,000 solar systems!
Thrill to the feats of the interstellarly renowned Sky Lynx, the mechanical marvel!
To make a reservation, dial this sub-space frequency now and follow these coordinates. Please, no credit cards or personal checks."The Cosmic Carnival"

Main arena

Beware our trapeze artist! Er, marvel at.

Dare to witness the finest performances in the galaxy within this very main arena! No other show compares!

Spectacular!

He's willingly employed!

Meet the star of our show, that metallic master of aerial acrobatics, Sky Lynx! His death-defying feats of bravery takes him from his perch

far above the center ring to a spectacular mid-air transformation, a series of bounding leaps -- but what is this? Is he plunging to his

death? Can he possibly pull out of this life-threatening freefall? Don't worry, ladies and gentlethugs, it's all part of the show.

Amazing!

But that's not all, folks! The main arena is also home to trained, yet ferocious, gilasharks! Fear the flaming projectiles of our

furious juggler! Make way for our heroic jouster! And only a fool ignores Rorza, the Rocket-cycle Racer from Rigel III!

All this and more will be made known to you by boisterous being of the center ring, the brazen Mr. Big Top!

Sideshow

Don't drink the refreshments! They'll rot your fangs!

Don't forget to pity our fantastic freaks in our sensational side show area, home to the stupidest-looking creatures you'll ever see, taken

from the grossest corners of the galaxy! We assure you, their contracts look legitimate! Just ask our boss of the sideshow, that bald

human weirdo Berko!

Web of!

Berko will leap to show you one of the sideshow's most interesting attractions, a rare exhibit of human children! Watch them

play basketball! Skateboard! Clutch their stuffed Earth animal and cry to be let free!

Completely unrelated, folks, but please have enough money to pay for admission.