User:Autobus Prime
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Give me a HO if you've got your funky bus fare (HO!)
There's a double dutch bus comin' down the street, movin pretty fast, so kinda shuffle your feet. Get on the bus, and pay your fare, and tell the driver that you're goin' to a Double Dutch Affair. Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, Well I'll be darned, here it comes. The Double Dutch Bus is on the street. You'd better get off the curb, move your feet
Bus fare, trans-pass, that's the way my money lasts. Ain't got no car to get around; when I go to work I've gotta go downtown. Now I've missed my train; that's a darn shame, When I'm running late, no sleep's to blame. If you've gotta wife, you know I'm right. Gotta special man, well I can understand. Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down. Say uptown, say downtown. Well I've missed my bus; I know I'm late; I've gotta do something I know I hate. I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks, I already got a hole in my socks. Go ahead and laugh that's okay. Cause what I really wanna say: I got bad feet my corns hurt, to top it off I'm late for work. Let me tell you what I say, when I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk. Let me show you how to walk, when I gotta do my funky walk. Let me tell you what I say, when I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk. I say sssssssss-sugar.
(*children sing)
Iza gazirls yizo hizak mizo izak, wiza sizno tagiza kiza pizas kizah, (*asalizan nizo iso izane), yizo pizo damizo, (*asalizan wilze isa mu zuve), suza kuza muza muza bu baby, (*wilza isa pilza in dizouble dizuch, dizouble dizuch, dizouble dizuch), (*wilza isa pilza in dizouble dizuch, dizouble dizuch, dizouble dizuch), muzaQza silzabuza Qza duza Double deQza, (*Kizu?) makizirl, (*dwilzingagizam), izokiza, (*izowiezi), izokiza, (*izowizie nizam wizie wilzu suzee),
Bip, bomp, bam alakazam,
but only when you're grooving
With the Double Dutch Man.
Put on your skates, don't forget your rope,
cause I know I'm gonna see you
At my Double Dutch Show.
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn,
every time you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on.
Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan,
Tilzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man.
Come on, get on, my Double Dutch Bus.
(*The Double Dutch Bus)
Let me hear you say - do that. (Do that) Let me hear you say - do that again. (Do that again) Let me hear you say do the do. (Do the do) Let me hear you say do the do the do. (Do the do the do) Do the do da do da do do do. (Do the do da do da do do do)
[DOUBLE DUTCH BUS, by Frankie Smith.
What a weird song. And something about
that last verse is a bit...hm...]
