All Hail Megatron issue 13

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Cue trumpet fanfare and roaring Autobot hordes.
Publisher IDW Publishing
First published July 22, 2009
Cover date July 2009
Written by Simon Furman "Old Ways"
Mike Costa "Uneasy Lies the Head"
Art by Don Figueroa "Old Ways"
Chee Yang Ong "Uneasy Lies the Head"
Colors by James Brown "Old Ways"
Moose Baumann "Uneasy Lies the Head"
Letterer Chris Mowry
Editor Andy Schmidt
Associate editor Denton J. Tipton
Continuity IDW continuity
Chronology All Hail Megatron

The Autobots and Decepticons face troubled times ahead.

"Old Ways"

Synopsis

Two Autobots share some energon and tell stories.

In an old Autobot artillery ordnance, Ironhide admits that he is finished and done with the war. He is old, tired, and is ready to be stood down. All the battles, wars and campaigns have become a blur to him, and because of that, Ironhide has lost who he once was. Optimus Prime says that he respects Ironhide's decision and won't bother to change his mind. The world is changing before their eyes, with new challenges ahead on the horizon, and they have to re-learn, reassess and adapt. Ironhide exclaims that that isn't it; he wants to meet those challenges head-on, but he no longer trusts his judgment, due to his situation with Mirage on Cybertron. Optimus reminds him that he was never much of a judge of character, and that during the early years of the Great War, Ironhide thought that Optimus was just a young upstart with no right to be called a "Prime". Ironhide counters that he stands by that...

In Cybertron, during the early years of the Great War, Kup goes over a list of Autobot soldiers that are standing at attention to Optimus Prime. Optimus is impressed by the group assembled, but notices that Ironhide has something on his mind. Ironhide asks for permission to speak; Kup denies it, but Optimus lets him anyway, much to Kup's chagrin. Ironhide says that the "army" Prime has assembled aren't soldiers, due to the fact that they have never picked up, let alone fired, weapons before and will probably die before they ever do; and Prime is unlikely to increase their odds of survival. Kup angrily calls Ironhide out of line, but Prime lets him speak again. Ironhide continues on, saying that they're at war, and motivational words out of him aren't going to win it. It takes guts, resilience, muscle and know-how. They need a leader that has fought in the trenches, fought and killed for something more important than a medal, and Prime isn't that leader. Kup explains that Ironhide served in the Cybertronian Civil Militia, and has taken his share of knocks...to the head. Looking straight at Ironhide's face, Optimus asks him to teach him how to be a leader...

Now even Don and Simon rape your childhood!

In the present day, Ironhide, uncorking an urn full of raw liquid energon, reminds Optimus that he took every harsh word that was said to him, and learned from it. Taking a swig from the urn, Ironhide offers a cup of energon to Optimus, who accepts it by opening his mouthguard. Ironhide goes on to say that lots of leaders would have put him in the brig, but not Optimus, who went on to prove Ironhide wrong on more than one occasion...

During a battle on Cybertron, the Autobots have come under heavy fire. Optimus agrees with Ironhide's suggestion that they can't stay where they are, but refuses his second suggestion to outflank their position and counterattack from the west. Instead, they'll head east to a corridor that they earlier cleared mines from, and from there, take up new positions at Polyhex. Ironhide thinks they're running, but Prime corrects him by saying that they're retreating instead, knowing that they would head to a trap by going west. Ironhide angrily says that he checked the area himself and there was nothing there. From experience, Prime thinks that it's too good to be true, but Ironhide isn't impressed, stating that retreating now would lose the sector they're on, and that this decision dishonors every Autobot who sacrificed their lives for it. Optimus tells him to either give the order to go east or he'll find someone else to do it. Reluctantly, the order is given, and not a moment too soon, as Trypticon arrives from the west...

In the present day, Optimus Prime says that everything he brought to their battles came from Ironhide, who gave Prime the tools he needed to win. But Prime knows instinctively that some battles can't be won, that they have to cut their losses and live to fight another day. Ironhide, "drunk" on the energon he drank, staggers up, saying that he needs more of the stuff if he wants to listen to old stories some more. Optimus steadies him and decides to switch to something more "fissionable". Optimus believes that Ironhide's main weakness is that he meets everything head-on, but Ironhide retorts, saying that Prime can also be every bit as unbending...

One time, Optimus and Ironhide fell for a Decepticon trap, resulting in Ironhide's left foot being blown off and the two of them hanging on a ledge for dear life. Ironhide tries to speak, but Optimus won't allow it, for even a whisper is magnified a hundredfold, and the ledge won't hold them for long. Prime sees a rescue vessel in the distance as Ironhide tells him to leave him behind, but Prime refuses. Suddenly, the part of the ledge Ironhide is holding on to breaks, but Prime catches his arm in time. Ironhide says that they won't make it, but Prime reassures him that they will...

Optimus, with a hand on Ironhide's shoulder, tells him that his example honed Prime into the leader that he is today, and that Ironhide overcame impossible odds. Nowadays, other Autobots look up to him for his no-nonsense, practical know-how style, and the depths of resolve and indomitable fighting spirit that the Autobots need—and if Prime ever wavers, he turns to Ironhide for his hard-nosed, honest counsel. Prime says that if Ironhide decides to leave, they'll carry on, but they'll all be lessened by his absence, and Prime will miss his friend. Ironhide, taking a moment to think it over, decides to stick around instead, being outmaneuvered tactically by his military protege.

(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)

Autobots Decepticons

Quotes

  • TBA

Errors

  • Optimus Prime's live-action movie-inspired details such as the sun visors are consistently coloured red like his torso, even though they should be silver. Meanwhile, the small windows/door flaps on Prime's shoulders are coloured silver/grey, when they should be red.

Items of note

  • Don Figueroa's art style changed significantly since "Shattered Glass" in 2008. His new style, first seen in the Revenge of the Fallen movie prequel Defiance #3 and briefly seen again on his cover for Spotlight: Cliffjumper, now has Don drawing the Generation 1 characters in the style of the live-action Transformers movies. Figueroa commented that he wanted to draw in a new style that was significantly different from the style he was known for, which he was getting tired of. It was an infamous change, leading to many complaints when he later used it on the ongoing series.
  • And speaking of the movies, Prime's mouthplate can retract, just like his movie counterpart.
  • Dull surprise? No! Perpetual sneer!
  • The flashback sequences are colored in sepia tone.
  • There appear to be vents where nostrils would be on Ironhide's nose.
  • Motorhead's design here bears a passing resemblance to English heavy metal musician Lemmy Kilmister... who is the sole and constant member of the band Motörhead.
  • Ironhide thinks that Brainstorm won't survive the Great War. He's right.

"Uneasy Lies the Head"

Synopsis

Starscream probes the secrets of the Matrix of Leadership.

As the Decepticons flee from Earth on Astrotrain, a brooding Starscream is summoned by Shrapnel, who bears news. In front of the other Decepticons, now low on Energon and demoralized, Starscream announces that Megatron has ceased to function, and that they must forge a new path of their own. He is slightly premature, as the 'news' is actually that the badly damaged Megatron, guarded by Soundwave and the cassettes, is beginning to show increased brain activity. An infuriated Starscream attempts to convince Soundwave to let Megatron die, and to use the Energon he is using for the rest of them, but he refuses and Starscream stalks out.

Angry, Starscream reflects that as long as Megatron lives, he will never take power. Shrapnel suggests assassination, but Starscream vetoes this, noting that Megatron would probably come back more powerful than before. Now alone, Starscream muses on the looming chaos. With Megatron gone, the Decepticons will fall apart through infighting. With little more than the troops from Earth, he will be unable to force the issue, and Razorclaw will certainly challenge him. With Megatron's leadership having led them to the disaster he always foresaw, Starscream is left with grudges... and the Matrix of Leadership.

Believing the Matrix to be of little more than symbolic value, with any power it might have had used up, Starscream attempts to throw it out an airlock, but is stopped by a returning Shrapnel. Shrapnel reminds him that the Matrix chooses the Autobot leaders, and is amazed that Starscream has it. Realizing the potential, Starscream rouses the Decepticons, claiming that he now wields the power of the Matrix and will use it to lead them to victory once more. His delighted troops chant 'Hail Starscream!' as Starscream leaves, but once out of view, the new Decepticon leader puts his head in his hands, fully aware that his leadership now rests on the seemingly powerless Matrix...

(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)

Decepticons

Quotes

"I'd just ceremoniously jettison his body out the airlock if I didn't have a nagging feeling he'd somehow return, even more powerful than before."

—Starscream has apparently seen the movie.

Errors

  • And remember how Starscream was doing his duty and protecting a wounded Megatron, claiming leadership must be taken? All Hail Megatron issue 12 He sure changed his mind quick!

Items of note

  • "Uneasy Lies the Head" bears significant similarities to the 1986 movie: (seemingly) defeated Decepticons leaving Earth in Astrotrain, with Starscream attempting to take power and Megatron severely damaged (and being attended to by Soundwave and his Cassetticons). Starscream even considers chucking Megatron out of the ship, but has a nagging feeling he might return, even more powerful than before.
  • More unexplained redesigns: Blitzwing is back to his G1 model and Starscream no longer appears to be in Masterpiece form. This can be chalked up to the art style, but Astrotrain's previously unmentioned mass-shifting cannot.
  • Only Decepticons are featured in this story.

Covers (4)

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References

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