Floatium

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Floatium is a compound from the Rescue Bots portion of the Aligned continuity family.

Floatium is a gaseous substance that works as a substitute for helium. While objects filled with helium will rise, objects filled with floatium will instead float, meaning no more lost balloons. It is the latest invention of scientist Doc Greene.

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After an unfortunate incident with a helium-filled parade balloon, Doc Greene invented floatium overnight and refilled all of the parade balloons with it. The floatium balloons worked perfectly, however the floatium tank was left near a tank full of lobsters and was soon knocked in by a clumsy fair-goer. The floatium imbued the lobsters in the tank with the power to fly, turning them into flobsters, and soon the flying menace was endangering the Lobster and Technology Festival. Luckily Doc Greene was able to mix up a destabilizing compound to neutralize the floatium, turning the flobsters back into normal lobsters. Flobsters on Parade