User:Spydersix

GIVE ME YOUR....Crap, wrong continuity!

spyder is awesome. Period, end of story. He's just awesome. And knows a decent amount about Transformers, too.

In all seriousness, I am very passionate about Transformers. It's gotten me thorough some really hard times in my life. Some of my friends think I'm crazy for liking "a stupid kid's franchise", but I really don't give a f*ck. I also seriously care about the Transformers Wiki, more than most people realize.

In addition to the pages I've created (see below), I also regularly contribute to the Aligned timeline page.

I could use a little help here.

Advice to budding Transformers fans

So congratulations, you have become a fan of the greatest science fiction and toy franchise known to man. First, you need to know that learning the lore is a very complicated process and takes years. Even I, who have spent half a decade loving the Transformers franchise, probably only know about 20-30 percent of the lore, and of that, I probably only know 5% of that well. Alright, so it's a lot more than that, but don't forget, I've been a fan for five whole years.

Transformers lore is essentially one giant clusterfuck of irreconcilable stories. Read that sentence again. Remember it when you're about to shoot somebody because you've become so irritated by continuity errors (Which you'll get used to eventually, anyway). There are many, many continuities to deal with. Hint: Pick one to concentrate on. And don't mess with the Japanese ones until you're ready.

Don't bash continuities you don't like (Unless they deserve it, of course). And don't put down every continuity except G1, because most people will hate you.

Once you find a continuity you like, concentrate on learning it well. If it is a current one, keep up with it. I strongly reccommend the aligned continuity family, especially the Prime cartoon.

If you want to contribute to this site, read the Style guide. Learn to edit properly. And no matter how much you think Walky is a dick, don't say it. You'll probably regret it if you do.

Once again, congratulations on becoming a Transformers fan. Follow my advice, and I guarantee you'll love it.

Any questions, come to my talk page. -- spyder

Technical Stuff

Pages I've Created

• Transformers Prime: The Game

• One Shall Stand

• John F. Kennedy

• Stasis Beam

• Hoverscooter

• Force field generator

• Herbert Hoover

• Metroplex (FOC)

• Snarl (FOC)

• Dinobot (FOC)

• Kickback (FOC)

• Leaper

• Guardian (FOC)

• Wall Crawler

• Decepticon war machine

Categories I've Created

• Category: Aligned video games

• Category: Iacon relics

• Category: Prime the Game video game images

• Category: Fall of Cybertron video game images

• Category: Fall of Cybertron Autobots

• Category: Fall of Cybertron

• Category: Fall of Cybertron images

• Category:Fall of Cybertron Decepticons

• Category: Animated video games

Templates I've Created

• Template:Primegamecap

• Template:FOCcap

Files I've Uploaded

• Image:Prime-the-game poster.jpg

• Image:Prime one shall stand dvd cover.jpg‎

• Image:Optimus Flying Mind.jpg‎

• Image:Megatron flying mind.jpg‎

• Image:Lower Manhattan Flying Mind.jpg

• Image:Vogel Tunnel Vision.jpg

• Image:Hoversled in Triangulation.jpg‎

• Image:Transformers prime the game arcee.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game optimus.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game ratchet.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game vehicon.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game bulkhead.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game megatron.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game dark energon meteor.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game trypticon.jpg

• Image:Transformers prime the game bumblebee.jpg

• Image:Megatron Fall of Cybertron.jpg

• Image:Metroplex foc.jpg

• Image:Snarl foc.jpg

• Image:Kickback foc.jpg

• Image:Kickback foc toy.jpg

• Image:Leaper foc.jpg

• Image:Guardian attack mode foc.jpg

• Image:Guardian investigate mode foc.jpg

• Image:Wall crawler foc.jpg

Personal Stuff

Random, stupid facts about him

• Skipped a grade

• The only person on the face of the earth who has not jumped on the Facebook bandwagon

• GIANT Transformers fan (okay, maybe that one's not that stupid)

This can't end well....

My Problems

• I get jealous when other people edit pages I created.

• I keep obsessing over Transformers Prime: The Game.

Important Stuff

Favorite Prime story arcs

• Darkness Rising

• One Shall Stand

Favorite Generation 1 story arcs

• The Ultimate Doom

• The Return of Optimus Prime

Favorite Characters

• 1.) Optimus Prime (Prime)

• 2.) Optimus Prime (Movie)

• 3.) Beachbreak

Something I Can't Wait to Do

• Put Transformers Prime: The Game in an article (I figured out how I could fit that in an article about five minutes after I wrote that. In multiple articles, actually).

Some More Important Stuff

Things that should never have been created

• Comic books

• Honestly, Japan, what the hell is wrong with you?

Characters that should never have been created

• Bulkhead:No. Ironhide:That's more like it.

• Worst. Doctor. Ever.

• Appliancebots

I Hate EVERYONE

Bastards

• Starscream (Prime)

We must hurry!! And this is a totally manly ride right here, so back of!

• Megatron (Movie)

• Knock Out (Prime)

• MECH

Idiots

• Starscream (Movie)

• Breakdown (Prime)

• MECH

Sh*theads

Real People

• Vandals (No joke, they really piss me off).

• The Tea Party. Idiots.

Characters

• BAD KITTY!!

Why?

• These little monsters