Kremzeek

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This article is about the characters called Kremzeeks. For the episode in which they are introduced, see Kremzeek!.
Kremzeek is an electrical life-form in the Generation 1 continuity family.
Let's ignore the obvious reaction here and instead pose this: Why does he cast shadows?

Kremzeek is a sneaky bastard.

Fiction

Animated continuity

Louie the Lightning Bug's nastier cousin.

Kremzeek was accidentally created by Megatron and Starscream whilst experimenting in the lab of the Decepticons' crashed starship-base.

Kremzeek immediately began making the electrical equipment aboard the ship malfunction, giving Megatron the idea to use him as a weapon against the Autobots. Kremzeek succeeded in damaging most of the Autobots (leaving only Inferno, Optimus Prime, Omega Supreme, Blaster and Bumblebee functional) before entering Teletraan I and traveling to Japan. The remaining Autobots followed in Omega Supreme, after being made invulnerable to Kremzeek's effects by Sparkplug's (patent pending)Magical Insulating Spray. Kremzeek was on the rampage in Japan when Blaster managed to capture the creature in his chest compartment. Deciding to "fry him with my own juice," Blaster soon discovered that this wasn't a capital idea. Soon there were multitudes of the buggers.

Optimus finally came up with a plan (with the help of some dorkwad) and trapped all of the Kremzeeks inside a radio tower, but they merged into a giant monster Kremzeek better suited for menacing Tokyo. Optimus ordered the radio tower transmitter to be activated, sending the creature into Megatron's Weapon of the Week (tm), consuming all its energy whilst the Decepticons escaped. The energy dispersed, and Kremzeek was destroyed. Poor widdle Kremzeek.

After its demise, Bumblebee reflects that he kinda misses the little creep (famous last words). Suddenly, a solitary Kremzeek emerges from Blaster, and the hilarious pursuit antics restarted. Kremzeek!

Kiss-Players (Japan)

Autrooper guns fired Kremzeek bullets. How delightfully eccentric, yessss. He liked to be under Atari's skirt. How delightfully... disturbing. Kiss Players

Dreamwave comics continuity

"Tastes great!""Less filling!"

After a long day at work, Ironhide and Prowl enjoyed sneaking off to the nature preserve and sippin' on cans of delicious, oily Kremzeek-brand refresher.

Ironhide carelessly discarded one of his cans, allowing it to dribble into the preserve's unsullied waters. Beachcomber probably shed a tear, just off-camera.


Toys

Kiss Players

  • Autorooper X Atari
A figurine of Kremzeek comes with this package to menace Atari.

Masterpiece

  • Megatron (2007)
Megatron comes with a Kremzeek of his own. Sweetness.