User:Bumblevivisector
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On the run, accused of I.P. fraud they didn't commit,
these entirely original characters, whose designs correspond to no actual 3-dimensional products released by Hasbro or Takara,
fighting a never-ending, under-the-radar war for their very existence!
Some call them no better than knock-offs,
Others call them the answer to decades of unrequited fans' prayers,
But these brave warriors and add-ons insist that they're just...
...overpriced toys.
And THIS is their story: (cue sting music)
Third-par-ty-re-ne-gades,
THIRD!-PAR!-TY!-RE!-NE!-GADES!
Until that day,
'till all is public-domain,
and until Alignment is FUCKING CANONIZED...!
