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I LIKE PIE!
		

KILL THE SKY, IT MUST DIE!!

PINEAPPLES ARE EVIL THEY MUST DIE!!!!!!

WHEN ANTELOPES ATTACK!! in cinema's friday

LEPRECAUNS ARE EVIL!! THEY WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHTBULBS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLURRISHISTHEAWESOMESTTHINGEVERANDIFYOUDON'TLIKEBLURRISHTHENYOUSHALLDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR NAARNIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there once was a hamster called sam

his favourite food was jam

sam had a big plate of ham

he thought it was made of lamb


+ he wished it ws made of cow

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though he didn't quite know how

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round his head he wore a towel

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because he wanted people to think wow

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the towel fell on the floor

it kinda hurt his paw

he walked into a door

that really hurt his jaw


soon his face had turned bright red

he thought he should go to bed

then BANG!!! off came his head

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it bled and bleed and bled