User:Asda
I LIKE PIE!
KILL THE SKY, IT MUST DIE!!
PINEAPPLES ARE EVIL THEY MUST DIE!!!!!!
WHEN ANTELOPES ATTACK!! in cinema's friday
LEPRECAUNS ARE EVIL!! THEY WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIGHTBULBS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLURRISHISTHEAWESOMESTTHINGEVERANDIFYOUDON'TLIKEBLURRISHTHENYOUSHALLDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR NAARNIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there once was a hamster called sam
his favourite food was jam
sam had a big plate of ham
he thought it was made of lamb
+ he wished it ws made of cow
+
though he didn't quite know how
+
round his head he wore a towel
+
because he wanted people to think wow
+ +
the towel fell on the floor
it kinda hurt his paw
he walked into a door
that really hurt his jaw
soon his face had turned bright red
he thought he should go to bed
then BANG!!! off came his head
+
it bled and bleed and bled

