Café kid

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The café kid is a human from the movie continuity family.

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The café kid is an easily excited teenager. He has a video camera and isn't afraid to use it.

Fiction

Transformers film

Actor: Andrew Caldwell

Voice actor: Gustavo Pereira (Brazilian Portuguese dub){{#if: Olivier Podesta (European French dub), Ángel de Gracia (Castilian Spanish dub)|, Olivier Podesta (European French dub), Ángel de Gracia (Castilian Spanish dub)}}

The café kid was hanging out one night in, of all the other places he could have taken his camcorder, a café. While he was videotaping some buddies, a huge flaming thing from space crashed nearby. This caused a lot of explosions, which excited the teenager; he called it "a hundred times cooler than Armageddon." Dashing toward the obliterated building, the café kid questioned whether the owner had "asteroid insurance". Otherwise, he's so boned.

The kid claimed to see something in the nearby tree but was forced from the scene by firefighters. Despite this, he still made a plea for a space rock. In his excitement, he failed to notice the new fire response vehicle mysteriously appearing and slipping away. Transformers