Decepticobranomicon

The Bible's gotten a lot weirder since the last time I read through.

The Decepticobranomicon was an occult text revised from the Cobranomicon by the Serpentress to solidify the unholy alliance between Cobra and the Decepticons.

Fiction

Transformers vs. G.I. Joe

The Decepticobranomicon seemed to be an odd retelling of the biblical book of Genesis, in which Adam and Eve were expelled from a garden at the dawn of mankind. However, before their eviction, Eve was impregnated with a creepy little snake baby, which gave rise to the reptilian nation of Cobra-La. Expelled from the Garden Doctor Venom read some spells from it to turn Bumblebee's decapitated corpse into a suit of armor, which he could use to control Soundwave's decapitated corpse. Form Follows Function Afterwards, it was read by Roadblock, who gave it some blunt criticism. Expelled from the Garden The Cobra Commander also didn't really appreciate the new additions to the literature. Transformers vs. G.I. Joe #12

Notes

• "Decepticobranomicon" is a portmanteau of "Decepticon", "Cobra", and "[[wikipedia:{{#if:|:}}Necronomicon|{{#if:||Necronomicon}}]]".