Ding Dong (food)

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Ding Dong is a chocolate flavored food that takes the shape of a short cylinder, is chocolate coated, and contains a creamy vanilla filling. The President of the United States has a particular fondness for the snack, as do many other humans.

Fiction

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Transformers film

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While flying in Air Force One, the President asked an enlisted aide to grab him some Ding Dongs. Out of sight, said aide showed contempt for the idea of grabbing the man some Ding Dongs, obviously expecting a more exalted duty out of her Air Force career. She used the elevator to access the food storage, unwittingly bringing along somebody for the ride.

While unpacking a Ding Dong, the aide dropped it onto the floor. Not bothering to notice Frenzy nearby, the aide dusted it off and took a bite out of the compromised Ding Dong. She declared it "gross". Transformers

Animated continuity

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Surgeon General Arkeville suggests that Ding Dongs may be effective in fighting off the Hate Plague. The AllSpark Almanac

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