Simp

Simps are just unfortunate creatures who end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Fiction

2005 IDW continuity

While rescuing Guzzle from Decepticon Harvesters, Impactor wound up likewise rescuing three Simps, whose blood would be used as an Energon catalyst by the Harvesters if left there. As the pair of Autobots fought their way out, the Simps were caught in the crossfire and were killed by one of the Decepticons. Escape

Notes

• They have nothing to do with what you were probably looking for. Sorry.