Talk:Stratotronic Jet

This page is HILARIOUS. ---Blackout- 09:25, 13 September 2009 (EDT)

I agree. It actually makes me want to buy it!Omegatron 14:52, 3 June 2010 (EDT)

he's big!

I'm sold... but doesn't it have ejector seats for the unlikely situation you need to abandon it. SpaceDinoCarrier 06:34, 3 September 2013 (EDT)

I appreciate the humor here, and I always like the self-demonstrating articles, as long as the humor doesn't get in the way of the information itself. I think the fiction section can stay as-is, a la Animated Skywarp, but the toy section should at least say what the thing does. I'm not opposed to keeping the humor in, I just think there should be some information about the actual features of the toy. Something like this:

Back in 1990, the Stratotronic Jet was made available as an Action Master Attack Vehicle, Gutcruncher w/ Stratotronic Jet. With spacious seating for one, this baby can change from a jet into not one, not two, but three different pieces of lean, mean combat technology! The sleek nosecone transforms into a quick, lightweight aircraft [if the box says what it is, use that instead] with a single seat for any Action Masters figure (sold separately).

The rest of the jet, meanwhile, can convert into a battle station [ditto] capable of repelling any enemy force. Simply seat any Action Master behind the main cannon and open fire! (Cannon does not actually fire.)

But wait, there's more! Order now and you can get a third vehicle free of charge! Slotted behind the pilot's seat is a tank- it may be small, but it packs a real punch. [see above with the name; can it also seat an Action Master?]

Any thoughts/opinions? ThatGuy79 (talk) 13:49, 15 March 2023 (EDT)