The National Enquirer
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The National Enquirer is a "newspaper" with interesting taste in stories. Its distribution includes New York City.
Fiction
[edit]The Veiled Threat
[edit]The National Enquirer published a front page story claiming that the battle in Mission City was caused by Elvis's robot alien offspring. Seymour Simmons found a copy of the paper and was so incensed by the story that he threw it against a nearby wall. A few moments later, he was given a $50 littering fine by a passing cop. The Veiled Threat
External links
[edit]- National Enquirer website
- [[wikipedia:{{#if:|:}}National Enquirer|{{#if:||National Enquirer}}]] on Wikipedia