Transformers Are Dangerous

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Transformers Are Dangerous is a website and blog from the live-action movie continuity.
Destroy This Mad Brute! ENLIST

You think heroic Autobots wage their battles to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons? Don't be a fool! Both factions are brutal foreign armies fighting on our soil and Transformers Are Dangerous seeks to remind us of that! Tell Prime it ain't his time!

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June

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Downloads

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Advocating we "Take Action", the download section contains informational posters that tell us where to report Transformer sightings and that we should remain vigilant. Stirring posters remind us to Keep Earth human!

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Would YOU Stand By While A Bushfire Raged? GET BUSY And Drive The Germans Back

Archives news articles from the aftermath of the Battle of Chicago: from Austin, Chicago itself, Miami, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Seattle, Washington, D.C., Barcelona, Brasilia, Sydney, and Tokyo.

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The video section contains archived news reports and imagery of the Battle of Chicago, marked "Remembering Chicago".

Registration

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Register now to receive up-to-the minute updates and breaking news!

July

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When the movie came out, the front page had a distorted image of Prime appearing while a banner flashed "ALARM" in multiple languages. Oh shit!!

Press

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A map of the world, linking to the "Aftermath" articles from before, audio clips of people reporting Transformers, and new articles of 2014 Sightings: Transformers appearing near famous landmarks in London, Paris, Madrid, San Diego, Mount Rushmore, St Louis, New York, Houston, Mexico City, Rio de Janeiro, and Melbourne. Most Transformers went unnamed but Ratchet was identified in San Diego and the Autobot Flash beseiged New York, where one heroic New Yorker "flipped him off something fierce". We understand "special ops" are pursuing Ratchet.

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Men Of Britain! WILL YOU STAND THIS

New videos:

  • Soon after war was declared on the machines, CH9 News reports on the crackdown (and that South African polls show fear of Transformers is above fear of sharks) but Optimus Prime hacked the transmission, claiming the Autobots were no longer going to remain hidden as we faced an alleged threat.
  • Broadcast during the sudden resurgence of Transformers. News ticker reveals London is planning a new CCTV system to monitor potential Transformers, drone searches are combing the Mojave desert, and that shipping companies are complaining about anti-robot searches at Mediterranean ports.

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  • Transformers Are Dangerous is part of the viral marketing for Transformer: Age of Extinction.
  • The governor of Texas was whisked away into hiding several days after Chicago. It's not mentioned if other figures are fleeing either, it seems to just be him...

Errors

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  • Australia's Speaker of the House of Representatives is incorrectly called "Speaker of the Lower House". They shouldn't be talking about security/foreign policy either, as the Speaker in Australia is meant to be impartial and not do that.
  • "Big Ben dwarfed by would-be assailant", except the photo shows the Autobot is only half the size.