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What Lies Beneath

Autobots

Part 1

Jetfire: (pointing left) Optimus! We've located a Planet-Destroying Fortress in the heart of the Arctic Circle.

Optimus: (flinching) What!? This has got Decepticon written all over it....

Blaster: (shaking head) ...and to make matters worse, Cyclonus has been riffing all over our tailpipes from the first beat of this mission.

Optimus: (pointing) Perceptor! Evaluate the Fortress status immediately.

Perceptor: A cursory evaluation indicates marginal energy capabilities.

Jetfire: Cut to the chase Perceptor! Can we open the doors?

Perceptor: (shaking head) Negative. Frozen solid.

Blaster: (fist pump) Don't be down tempo! We'll just have to do things the old fashioned way and blast our way in!

Grimlock: Now this sound like the sort of party Grimlock love to gatecrash!

Blaster: (clap) Alright! I'll bring the beats, you bring the heat!

Perceptor: The blast doors are made of reinforced Trithyllium, this will take a while...

Part 2

Grimlock: Brrrrrr!! Grimlock not know stalactite from stalagmite but some lazy 'Con not pay heating bill!

Blaster: Yep, it's a frosty reception alright! Hey, I'm picking up a faint signal...

Star Saber: Autobots! It is I, Star Saber. Do not ..... the ...... danger ....

Prowl: (pointing) Unidentified spaceship detected in the vicinity! Approaching fast.

Grimlock: ROAR! Good thing Grimlock sharpen teeth this morning with sword! Ready to munch metal!

Blaster: There's communication channel congestion Prowl. Grimlock, I think whoever is in that spaceship was trying to send us a warning!

Star Saber: ..... Deathsaurus .... the fortress!

Blaster: (flinching) Deathsaurus sounds like the kinda guy who would ruin a good vibe. This mean anything to you Prowl?

Optimus: (pointing left) It does to me. Do NOT enter the Fortress and await further instruction!

Decepticons

Part 1

Long Haul: (shaking head) It's cold. It's dark. We've been tunneling for astro-cycles...

Brawl: (pointing) ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET?

Long Haul: (flinching) ...and Brawl has to SHOUT continually! Brawl, my audio-receptors are finely tuned, despite your best efforts to damage them.

Galvatron: (taunt) You pathetic fools. Your pitiful ambition and needless bickering is the reason you've been stranded on this iceball for a meta-cycle. KEEP DIGGING!

Cyclonus: (fist pump) We're closing in on the heart of the fortress. Power and glory awaits!

Starscream: Yes.... And once I activate this fortress, both Autobot and Decepticon alike will answer only to Starscream!

Part 2

Megatron: (pointing left) Well, what are you waiting for? Blast open the fortress doors!

Brawl: EXPLOSIVES ARE ACTIVATED! 3... 2... 1...

Megatron: Infiltrate the main chamber at once!

Starscream: (pointing) Lord... Lord... Mega... Megatron... I found a... a dragon?!

Deathsaurus: The universe is my arena. Autobot and Decepticon alike are merely contestants. You've found the entrance, but can you find the exit?

Brawl: ...

Starscream: (flinching) Retreat! RETREAT!

Deathsaurus: Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once!