User:Fanofcoolstuff27/sandbox/Wheelie (G1)/proof of concept

I don't have the energy or brain power to write up an actual non-rhyming version of this write up at the time of throwing this proof of concept together (it's like 2 AM), so I just copied and pasted the rhyming version and removed the breaks just to give it the paragraph look and feel.

Version 1

Generation 1 cartoon continuity

The Transformers cartoon

Wheelie, you're such an insufferable brat...
Careful, you'll take someone's eye out with—

After surviving a ghastly crash-landing / Quintessa was where Wheelie found himself standing.
Surviving alone quickly toughened him lots / Enough to impress the mighty Dinobots.
They'd come to Quintessa in search of their friends / And Wheelie was perfectly happy to lend
His expertise on this strange world to these strangers / To keep them from stumbling face-first into danger.
After he helped rescue Hot Rod and Kup / They hijacked a Quintesson ship and flew up
Into space where they destroyed Unicron / Before returning to planet Cybertron!
The Transformers: The Movie

Wheelie’s actions in this animation / Were also recounted in two print adaptations!

Wheelie returned in 2006 / When Metroplex got in a bit of a fix.
He hadn't received his transformation cog / And getting it to him would be a right slog!
Five Faces of Darkness, Part 1

He formed a delivery duo with Blurr / Straight away, though, complications occurred.
Galvatron left them both stuck on a moon / They needed to get the cog down to Earth soon!
Five Faces of Darkness, Part 3

 

After surviving a ghastly crash-landing / Quintessa was where Wheelie found himself standing. Surviving alone quickly toughened him lots / Enough to impress the mighty Dinobots. They'd come to Quintessa in search of their friends / And Wheelie was perfectly happy to lend. His expertise on this strange world to these strangers / To keep them from stumbling face-first into danger. After he helped rescue Hot Rod and Kup / They hijacked a Quintesson ship and flew up Into space where they destroyed Unicron / Before returning to planet Cybertron! The Transformers: The Movie

Wheelie’s actions in this animation / Were also recounted in two print adaptations!

Version 2

Generation 1 cartoon continuity

The Transformers cartoon

Wheelie, you're such an insufferable brat...
Careful, you'll take someone's eye out with—

After surviving a ghastly crash-landing / Quintessa was where Wheelie found himself standing.
Surviving alone quickly toughened him lots / Enough to impress the mighty Dinobots.
They'd come to Quintessa in search of their friends / And Wheelie was perfectly happy to lend
His expertise on this strange world to these strangers / To keep them from stumbling face-first into danger.
After he helped rescue Hot Rod and Kup / They hijacked a Quintesson ship and flew up
Into space where they destroyed Unicron / Before returning to planet Cybertron!
The Transformers: The Movie

Wheelie’s actions in this animation / Were also recounted in two print adaptations!

Wheelie returned in 2006 / When Metroplex got in a bit of a fix.
He hadn't received his transformation cog / And getting it to him would be a right slog!
Five Faces of Darkness, Part 1

He formed a delivery duo with Blurr / Straight away, though, complications occurred.
Galvatron left them both stuck on a moon / They needed to get the cog down to Earth soon!
Five Faces of Darkness, Part 3

Transcript:

After surviving a ghastly crash-landing / Quintessa was where Wheelie found himself standing. Surviving alone quickly toughened him lots / Enough to impress the mighty Dinobots. They'd come to Quintessa in search of their friends / And Wheelie was perfectly happy to lend. His expertise on this strange world to these strangers / To keep them from stumbling face-first into danger. After he helped rescue Hot Rod and Kup / They hijacked a Quintesson ship and flew up Into space where they destroyed Unicron / Before returning to planet Cybertron! The Transformers: The Movie

Wheelie’s actions in this animation / Were also recounted in two print adaptations!