User:Lord Starscream

Lord Starscream is a Human From various Continuities, but first appeared in the real-life Continuity.

You see the guy, fifth from the right? The one with the lady Liberty Hair? That's me.

Lord Starscream is a Transformers Fanatic. He can tell you any facts no one needs to know about Transformers on the spot, and could probably beat Rewind at a Transformers Edition Jeopardy. He lives in Canada, eh?

He is weird. Really weird. Eh?

Rant

Beast Wars

Beast Wars was phenomenal. It had one of the greatest cartoons I've ever seen! It was interesting, story-wise, the Animation looked great, and it was almost free of animation and continuity errors. The toys revolutionized Transformers,and gave us most of the innovations that we didn't have in 1984. First off, Optimus Prime is not a Monkey, and neither is Optimus Primal. Optimus Primal was a gorilla, and Optimus Prime was still a good old Freightliner FL86 COE (<-- Off of memory.Check his article. It's true!)Beast Wars revived the Brand. It did not kill it. Check your facts, if it wasn't for Beast Wars, Generation 2 would have sent transformers down the drain almost twenty years ago. Beast Machines, in turn, killed Beast Wars, ultimately getting it replaced by RiD.

Gimmicks

Gimmicks. They are everywhere. They make toys move. From articulation to Cyber Planet keys, they cannot be avoided. Gimmicks are what runs Transformers, what keeps it from the toilet. If it weren't for the Transformation Gimmick, Transformers would not have been a success. If it weren't for the Cyber Planet keys, Transformers: Cybertron may have died. It all runs on gimmicks, people. If you don't like it... well, too fucking bad.

Change

It is 1996. You are a typical fanboy (Or girl). You love Transformers. You walk into a store, and what do you find?: Beast Wars. It's everywhere. you hate it. You hate everything about it. Why? Because Optimus Prime should be a Truck, not a monkey. You immediately attack it with your keyboard on every Transformers online fan club you can find. Beast Wars will kill Transformers. Nothing is good about it. It has a cartoon? Well, that sucks too. But here we are, fourteen years later, and Transformers is still alive and running. You see, fans, change is why Transformers exists. Change is why children have enjoyed Transformers so much. It is not all about you. If you hate change, go play with your fucking Generation One toys, instead of complaining to everyone and his dog about why Transformers sucks. It IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. I know you would like to think so, but get this- Transformers is targeted at kids. You were a little kid when Transformers came out. You loved it. But now, when little kids try to love Transformers, they can't, because it sucks? Hasbro makes Transformers to get money from people via Children. Children need to be interested, so it needs to fit their standards. Get used to it, Shitheads.

Sorry.

Favorite Toys/Characters/Anything else

Autobot/Maximal Characters

Optimus Prime (G1) Bluestreak (G1) Sideswipe (G1) Optimus Primal (BW) Rhinox (BW)

Decepticon/Predacon Characters

Megatron (G1) Soundwave (G1) Laserbeak (G1) Dinobot (BW)

Personal Canon

-Unicron is not a multiversal singularity. Niether is anyone else. Armada Unicron was on crack.

-The Fallen's name is NOT Megatronus Prime.

-Any BotCon fiction does not exist. Except for Shattered Glass.

-G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero is the same world as The Transformers.

-The Constructicon (G1) came from Cybertron, made Megatron to be good but turned out evil, then got turned into Decepticons, got destroyed and Megatron rebuilt them on Earth.

-Skids is really Spongebob Squarepants in an Exo-suit doing a racistly stereotypical impression of a Black Man.

Fuck Yes!

Skywarp (G1)<-- He was my first Transformer ever. Got him for my birthday from a friend way back in the day. (Which, by the way, was a Wednesday.)

Wreck-Gar (G1) <-- Personally my favorite character. Even I talk T.V. sometimes. Wouldn't it be cool if Wreck-Gar's entire article was done entirely in Movie/T.V. quotes?