User:McBaggins/Sandbox/Bludgeon Effect

Alright folks today we got this brand spanking new, MOSC, Beast Wars Razorbeast up for this here auction! Starting bid is fiv-ten, I see ten! Fifteen, twent-thirt-forty! Forty bones is the current bid, do we have anything higher? Going once, going twice, so-WE HAVE TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIV- THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE AS THE WINNING BID! CONGRATULATIONS, notaladiesman218!!!!!

Sudden price increases for figures that are honestly low quality? Massively high bids on eBay for broken toys? Well friend, you may have just encountered the messiah of the mediocre, that which none can explain but all fear. The all consuming void that forever entraps the budget-less with just a few sheets of paper. You may have just run into... THE BLUDGEON EFFECT.