User talk:Jolt Volt

We generally prefer screencaps and photos to be jpgs rather than pngs, because jpgs have a far smaller filesize and take up less disk space and bandwidth. --abates 21:24, 22 May 2010 (EDT)

Image Limit

You're allowed to have only one image on your User page. If you like, you can start a page titled "Jolt Volt/Minha Coleção" and transfer everything after your "motto" onto it.--Apcog 15:56, 23 May 2010 (EDT)

Or better yet, he can just use the IDENTICAL IMAGES we already have on the wiki, instead of uploading doubles. --Detour 19:45, 23 May 2010 (EDT)

Well, that actually settles that problem... Buuuuut... --Detour 19:53, 23 May 2010 (EDT)

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Minha página de usuário

Por favor, me deixem em paz! Poxa, não tenho controle nem sobre a minha própria página?! Vamos fazer um acordo: eu não mexo em nenhum artigo, só na minha página de usuário, e vocês cuidam de suas próprias páginas. Foi tão difícil aprender como criar a minha conta, principalmente porque não sou americano e não sou tudo aquilo em inglês, e vocês vem me encomodar simplesmente porque coloquei algumas imagens na minha página! E se querem que eu cite fontes, então vou ter que por "minha vida" no fim de cada parágrafo que escrevo?! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jolt Volt (talk • contribs){{#if:| {{{2}}}|}}.

Translation here for those English speakers (somewhat rough):

"Please leave me alone! Man, I have no control over my own page?! Let's make a deal: I do not move in any article, only on my user page, and you take care of their own pages. It was so difficult to learn how to create my account, mostly because I'm not American and I'm not that great at English, and you come bother me simply because I put some pictures on my page! And if you want me to cite sources, so I have to for "My Life" at the end of each paragraph I write?!"
If you want, you can create subpages where you can put whatever pictures of Transformers you want. Just remember that there are rules here and they should be enforced. Sources of images can be tagged based on the kind of image; maybe examine a few other articles or the help section to get an idea of what it's like. I can understand where you're coming from just fine; you're not that fluent in English and all this must put a lot of pressure on you. Of course, if you need help, you can always ask another user. --NCZ 22:46, 23 May 2010 (EDT)

Oh, thank you guy!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jolt Volt (talk • contribs){{#if:| {{{2}}}|}}.

You're welcome! --NCZ 22:58, 23 May 2010 (EDT)

Deletion

To mark something for deletion, place "{{tobedeleted}}" at the top of the page. Also provide a reason why. --NCZ 23:20, 23 May 2010 (EDT)

Ola povo, estou aqui devolta. Vim dar-lhes uma notícia ruim pra mim e boa pra vocês: deixei só uma foto na minha página. Agora, se vocês continuarem a reclamar, fodam-se danem-se! Bem, pelo menos o usuário NCZ foi legal comigo. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jolt Volt (talk • contribs){{#if:18:36, 24 May 2010| 18:36, 24 May 2010|}}.

No one here is out to be mean to you, JV. It's just that none of us know Portuguese (as far as I know), so we can't communicate the emotion in our requests properly. (Google Translation, because it might be better than nothing: Ninguém aqui é propositalmente sendo cruel com você, JV. É justo que nenhum de nós sabe Português (tanto quanto eu sei), então não podemos nos comunicar a emoção em nossas solicitações corretamente.)--Apcog 18:46, 24 May 2010 (EDT)

Oh my God!

Caramba! Ok dude, let's write in English then (even my English was sadly), and I promise not to speak more words (or at risk above). Well, I just need to know whether they are satisfied with my page, because I realized that you are messing with her, but do not ask me to write it all in English! Okay, now I shut up!

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There is no need to make a hundred edits to your user page a day. Please stop. --M Sipher 20:13, 24 May 2010 (EDT)

I know, I know. It has sometimes I decide to add something suddenly. And sometimes I press "Save page" unintentionally. So, forgive me??

I changed my mind and answer: So what, huh? Revenge is mine The page is mine, I do not care about it, anyway, I do not give much attention to that section of my page. If you do not like what you see on my page, so stop visiting it!

And I liked this picture of Prowl here Your ad against me. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jolt Volt (talk • contribs){{#if:| {{{2}}}|}}. 21:07, 24 May 2010

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We'd rather that you help add something informative to the Wiki, not just fixing your user page, and also not on a constant basis, even if you don't care about it and even if it's "yours". --Lonegamer78 21:15, 24 May 2010 (EDT)

Actually, it's not "yours" anyway. Technically, it belongs to the wiki owners. And every edit you make goes on the "Recent Changes" page, which we use to see what pages are getting worked on, and admins like myself use to make sure bad changes, vandalism and more can be corrected. So when you make dozens of edits to a single page that does not actually contain information, that is clutter. All we ask is you move on to making informational changes. --M Sipher 21:46, 24 May 2010 (EDT)

When Transformers 3 is released I'm sure that will help this wiki grow up, okay?

Será que alguém nesta wiki já passou por essas situações?--Jolt Volt 22:32, 24 May 2010 (EDT)

BLOQUEIO MALDITO

FILHO DA PUTA USUÁRIO ItsWalky VAI TOMAR NO OLHO DO SEU CU SEU FILHO DA MÃE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXATAMENTE QUANDO EU DECIDI ACRESCENTAR UMAS COISAS NO ARTIGO DO OPTIMUS G1 VEM ESSE VADIO PUTÃO E ME BLOQUEIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$%¨&*()!@@#$%&*#@¨&*$¨@#&$¨(#@&*¨(&@#$¨&@#¨*(@#)$¨#%&¨$#&*%$¨*%$#¨*%&*$%*#$&(¨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were doing absolutely nothing but editing your user page, cluttering up the recent changes page with your modifications to it. If you're not actually going to be an active user, contributing to the wiki, then you have no business even having a user page. - Chris McFeely 20:14, 25 May 2010 (EDT)

Also, you shouldn't be blanking your talk page. Não anule esta página. --Jimsorenson 20:16, 25 May 2010 (EDT)

Okay, okay! I apologize for that! It's that I have a few things here that I think would be important to the article of Optimus Prime (G1). But well, I hope that come June 1 when I can actually work with this Wiki.--Jolt Volt 20:22, 25 May 2010 (EDT)

Forgive me

If I help this Wiki constantly use only one image on my page, only to stop editing my page, and bla bla bla, you leave me alone?--Jolt Volt 20:25, 25 May 2010 (EDT)

How so? Will you keep blocking me? Why not let me help this wiki before you block me again? Wow, was supposed to release on June 1 and now it's indefinite. You do not think you're being too insensitive?--Jolt Volt 18:43, 27 May 2010 (EDT)

Not really, no. We're only interested in editors who contribute something useful to the wiki. Otherwise there's plenty of forums, personal webspaces, and such elsewhere that are the correct places for just-for-fun editing. --Jeysie 18:50, 27 May 2010 (EDT)

But you do not understand. Just when I found content to help this wiki, I saw that I can not upload image. And what I want most now is to delete EVERYTHING that is written on my user page and leave it empty forever.--Jolt Volt 20:28, 27 May 2010 (EDT)

What content, specifically? --Detour 21:05, 27 May 2010 (EDT)

As mentioned above, he wanted to add to Optimus Prime.

Say, if we're missing some Brazilian names, maybe he can add those. --NCZ 21:14, 27 May 2010 (EDT)

It is cool! For sure I will be collaborating with the Wiki by adding the names of the Brazilian voice actors, even if nobody is interested.--Jolt Volt 12:26, 28 May 2010 (EDT)

Liked my new user page? I asked a friend who has no account here edit it for me. I hope you enjoyed!--Jolt Volt 21:14, 2 June 2010 (EDT)