Editing Hoist Goes Hollywood (episode)

[[Image:Hoisthollywoodtitlegrab.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Followed by "Hoist Converts to Scientology".]]
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'''Hoist gets cast in a big Hollywood movie!  Hi-jinks ensue.'''


==Detailed synopsis==
[[Image:Hoist Goes Hollywood Autobots director.JPG|thumb|left|200px|Unfortunately, none of these guys made it past [[Michael Bay]].]]
[[Carly Witwicky|Carly]] and [[Spike Witwicky|Spike]] are on a drive through the countryside inside [[Hoist (G1)|Hoist]] when they are overtaken by two speeding vehicles. They pursue and see one of the cars make an improbable crash off a cliff and land on top of the other. Before they can investigate, a man on the top of the cliff yells at them for ruining the shot. It turns out they’ve driven into the middle of a movie set. Hoist saves the imperiled drivers of the crashed cars, and the director is so impressed, he hires Hoist on the spot for his next movie. The director invites Spike and Carly along to visit the movie studio.

In the skies, [[Dirge (G1)|Dirge]] is having trouble transporting a mysterious, heavy load. He crashes into the swamp set on the lot of [[Major Pictures]]. [[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]] orders him to shut down, yells at [[Starscream (G1)|Starscream]] for no good reason, then sends [[Astrotrain (G1)|Astrotrain]], [[Ramjet (G1)|Ramjet]] and [[Thrust (G1)|Thrust]] to go after Dirge and retrieve the mysterious cargo. 

Hoist arrives at [[Major Pictures]] for his big-screen debut, but gets the brush-off from the director. Before filming begins, [[Tracks (G1)|Tracks]], [[Warpath (G1)|Warpath]], [[Sunstreaker (G1)|Sunstreaker]] and [[Powerglide (G1)|Powerglide]] horn in on the set and ham it up for the director’s attention. Strangely, the director is impressed by their hi-jinks and decides to hire them all for the action picture.
[[Image:Hoisthollywoodmegsseesfilm.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Eh...it's a film.]]
Movie work doesn’t prove to be as glamorous as they had hoped. The bots wind up crashing into buildings and playing second fiddle to the human actors, [[Karen Fishook]] and [[Harold Edsel]], while Hoist pulls them out of the smoldering wreckage after each take.

Disgruntled at their bit parts, the Autobots ask Hoist to lobby the director for better roles, but the director tells Hoist to get a bagel and sit tight. The Autobots take off just as Astrotrain and the other [[Conehead|Coneheads]] show up to pull Dirge and the cargo out of the swamp set, all as the cameras roll. 

Back at Decepticon HQ, Megatron looks over the strange device. He isn’t sure what it does; he only knows that Wheeljack built it, but he’s sure that it is some kind of potent, deadly weapon. (He doesn’t know [[Wheeljack (G1)|Wheeljack]] very well, does he?) When switched on by Thrust, the device sparks and smokes, but does nothing else. Enraged, Megatron bashes Starscream. Astrotrain then reveals that he and the others were filmed by the humans when they retrieved the device. Megatron orders everyone to the studio to steal or destroy the footage so the device remains a secret.

At the studio, the director is viewing the robot footage and decides to revamp the script into a science fiction epic blockbuster called ''[[Attack of the Alien Robots]]'', to the dismay of the human cast. He calls the Autobots to return with the promise of better parts. Once back, the director has the Autobots don googly-eyed, buck-toothed alien masks and stomp around after the female lead. For some reason, the Autobots still don’t like their parts as monsters from space. 
[[Image:Hoisthollywoodevilaliens.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Attack of the the Autobots]]<!--Yes, "the" is there twice.  That's on purpose.-->
Making their rounds, Spike and Carly find the room where the film negatives are stored and discover that someone has stolen scenes from the movie. That someone was Starscream, but Soundwave reports to Megatron that the original negative still exists. Megatron pounds on Starscream again, this time ripping wires out of his chest! He then orders the others to get the negative. 

Meanwhile, the Autobots are filming another scene with pyrotechnics, which have been switched for actual explosives by Rumble. Spike and Carly are in a screening room watching a new print of the stolen footage of the Decepticons and the device. Midway through the screening, [[:Image:HoistGoesHollywood Soundwave movie rip.JPG|Soundwave rips through the screen]] and destroys the projector. Spike and Carly rush to the film vault to get the original before the Decepticons do, but are interrupted by Megatron. Carly fools him by giving him an empty film canister, and they race around the studio lot with the Decepticons close on their heels. They finally meet up with Hoist, who has a plan. 
[[Image:Hoisthollywoodflesheatinglava.jpg|right|thumb|200px|It's loaded with wasabi!]]
Megatron and the others finally catch up and find the Autobots on a movie set. Hoist threatens to drop the humans and the film into a vat of flesh-eating lava if the ‘Cons don’t withdraw. Megatrons says he won’t do it, but Hoist drops them in. Content that the film is gone, the Decepticons retreat. Hoist then lifts Spike and Carly from the “lava”, which is just bubbly, muddy water mixed with special effects.

The Autobots show the film to Wheeljack in the screening room. The Autobot scientist laughs at Megatron because the device Megatron wanted so much is actually worthless. Impressed with Hoist's performance at the lava pit, the director offers him the leading part in a new film, but Hoist declines, saying that his duty as an Autobot comes first, no matter how unglamorous it is. 

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==Stats==
'''Original airdate:''' November 21, 1985

'''Written by:''' [[Earl Kress]]

===Featured Characters===
(''Numbers indicate order of appearance.)
{|border=5 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=5 align=center style="border:#800000"
! style="background:#FFEEEE" | [[Autobots]]
! style="background:#EEEEFE" | [[Decepticons]]
! style="background:antiquewhite" | [[Human|Humans]]
! style="background:#FFEEB8" | Others
|-
| style="background:#FFEEEE" valign="top" | 
*[[Hoist (G1)|Hoist]] (1)
*[[Tracks]] (9)
*[[Warpath (G1)|Warpath]] (10)
*[[Sunstreaker]] (11)
*[[Powerglide]] (12)
*[[Wheeljack (G1)|Wheeljack]] (15)

| style="background:#EEEEFE" valign="top" | 
*[[Dirge (G1)|Dirge]] (3)
*[[Starscream (G1)|Starscream]] (4)
*[[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]] (5)
*[[Astrotrain (G1)|Astrotrain]] 6
*[[Ramjet (G1)|Ramjet]] (7)
*[[Thrust (G1)|Thrust]] (8)
*[[Soundwave (G1)|Soundwave]] (13)
*[[Rumble (G1)|Rumble]] (14)


| style="background:antiquewhite" valign="top" | 
'''Regulars'''
*[[Spike Witwicky|Spike]] (2)
*[[Carly Witwicky|Carly]]

'''Guests'''
*Director (unnamed)
*Karen Fishook
*Harold Edsel 

| style="background:#FFEEB8" valign="top" | 

|}

==Notable quotes==
"Ready for my big scene, Mr. Director."<br>
"Huh? Oh, yeah, the robot. Er...okay, Moist, er...pick up a donut from the catering truck and relax until I call for ya."<br>
"Donut?"<br>
:–'''Hoist''' gets the brush-off from the Major Pictures '''director'''.


"I feel like a fool!"<br>
"Do you wanna quit?"<br>
"No, but I still feel like a fool!"<br>
:–'''Tracks''' and '''Sunstreaker''' aren't enjoying their movie careers.


"The star has arrived!"
:–'''Sunstreaker''', humble as ever


"Oh, no. The Autobots have gone movie-mad.”
:–'''Spike'''


"Who would want to steal scenes from ''this'' picture?"
:–'''Spike Witwicky''', movie critic


"He is...no match for the alien robots...I-I mean, the ''evil'' alien robots."
:–'''Warpath''' shows his acting chops.


==Other notes==

===Animation and/or technical glitches===
[[Image:Hoisthollywoodnomouths.gif|right|thumb|250px|Guess they mouthed off once too often.]]
*Warpath and Powerglide are missing their face plates after the explosion scene.

*In one scene, the Autobots are sitting in director's chairs with their names written on the backs. The name on the back of Tracks’s chair is spelled Trucks<ref>Stemming from a misunderstanding on the part of Japanese animators, no doubt, as the English short "a" and short "u" sounds are identical to the Japanese ear.</ref>, but the other Autobots’ names are spelled correctly.

*In the swamp, Thrust transforms and takes off, and the very next scene is of Thrust transforming again and taking off again, when it should have been Ramjet instead.

===Continuity errors===

===Transformers references===


===Real-world references===
* This is the third episode which doesn't feature Optimus Prime.
*  The characters of Harold Edsel and Karen Fishook are obvious parodies of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher from the ''Star Wars'' films. Karen Fishook is voiced by Susan Blu, who would later voice another Princess Leia parody: Arcee.

===Miscellaneous trivia===
[[Image:HoistGoesHollywood Starscream offline.JPG|thumb|150px]]
*Megatron is ''incredibly'' abusive toward Starscream in this episode...well, more than usual. 
*Do we ever find out what Wheeljack's device was supposed to do?
*Starscream is absent for the next few episodes after his wires are pulled out. Megatron must have done some ''real'' damage.

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