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[[Image:Targetmasters.jpg|thumb|right|400px|And watch the cartoon, too! It's not nearly this pretty, but it gives you time to blink.]]

Despite the existence of comics, cartoons, and other media intended to advertise [[toy|Transformers toys]], Hasbro has routinely commissioned standard television '''commercials''' to promote their current toy lines.

Commercials for ''Transformers'' typically use a combination of animation and live-action film featuring the characters/toys in question.

==Generation 1==
[[Image:Hasbrooldlogo.jpg|thumb|250px|left|And if I had a hammer....]]

Generation 1's stylized and somewhat dated commercials became nearly as famous as the cartoon and toyline itself. They would commonly start with a short animated sequence, then cut to two or more boys in the 7 to 10-year-old range playing with the toys. [[Victor Caroli]] and another narrator provided voice-overs to describe just how exciting the incredible new toys were.  Various show characters narrated some spots, including Optimus Prime, Megatron, Ultra Magnus and Rodimus Prime.

[[Image:Jetfireg1commercial.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Transforms from robot to [[Jetfire (G1)|lawsuit]] right before your eyes!]] 

Background music would feature the show's [[theme song]], but with new lyrics about the toys in question, often rather stretched to fit the cadence of the song, or else jammed into a different melody altogether. Perhaps the most memorable aspect of the commercials featured one of the young actors staring very seriously into the camera, mouthing "Robots in disguise!" as his eyes glowed and/or his face transformed into that of a robot (based on Galvatron or Ultra Magnus.)

The animated segments often featured high-quality art and animation. Some of the 1986 and 1987 animation was combined into a title sequence for "[[The Rebirth]]", the final three-part episode of the Generation 1 cartoon. The short length of television commercials meant the animated sections were very rushed, with characters speaking their lines very rapidly; within the context of the fictional world they portray, this could lead to some hilarious results, such as Jazz taking about 1/4th of a second to decide to become an Action Master. The animated segments would sometimes feature the voice actors from the cartoon; however, some such as Blaster had not been assigned a voice actor yet. Later segments required soundalikes for characters whose voice actors had died (Jazz) or were unavailable (Megatron). These spots were the only American animation produced for dozens of characters from the toyline's later years.

Many commercials were reedited into even shorter versions, without the animation segments.

===1984===
[[Image:Earlymegatron.jpg|right|thumb|150px|You've got to get up preeeetty early in 1984 to catch Megs with a black head.]]
* '''''The Transformers'' #1.'''
:The very first Transformers commercial was for the then-upcoming first issue from Marvel comics. It begins with fast pan-ins swooping over [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]] and [[Earth]], and moves on to Transformers fighting, including an early, black-helmeted version of [[Megatron (G1)|Megatron]] landing and firing his [[fusion cannon]]. [[Optimus Prime]] charges out of an explosion cloud, transforms and fires his gun repeatedly, and an image of the first issue cross-fades and spins into view.


* '''Transformers'''
:''Animation'': In the desert, the Seekers strafe Prowl, Sideswipe and Jazz, who transform and fire back; the three jets transform, land, and grapple with the Autobots, while three more Seekers fly past in robot mode.  Also features some very early 80s streaking as the toys are shown instantly changing from vehicle to robot.
:''Narration'': almost none, apart from "The Transformers, from Hasbro", by The Other Guy.  The one who's not Victor Caroli.  The show's season 1 theme song plays over most of the commerical.
:''Kidmation'': bowl haircut kid mouths robotic "Robots in disguise!"


* '''Optimus Prime'''
:''Animation'': recycled from the ''Transformers #1'' commercial and the cartoon opening, including animation model Megatron leading his troops, immediately followed by pre-animation model Megatron landing.  Whoops!
:''Narration'': The Other Guy.
:''Kidmation'': Buck-toothed kid mouths robotic "Robots in disguise!"
: "Attack the Autobot commander!"  Yep, Optimus Prime's name is never actually mentioned in the commercial.


* '''Soundwave'''
:''Animation'': 
:''Narration'': 
:''Kidmation'': 


* '''Mini-Spies'''
:''Animation'': a [[Mini-Spy]] enters Autobot Headquarters and starts messing with the computer; [[Huffer]] and [[Cliffjumper (G1)|Cliffjumper]] check his faction symbol.  It's a Decepticon!  After him!
:''Narration'': unknown. 
:''Kidmation'': kid points urgently at the camera: "It's an Autobot!"


* '''Transformers [[Power Cycle]]'''
: Advertising a Coleco-made Big Wheel. 
: ''Animation:'' Recycled from the first Transformers commercial, including black helmet Megatron, and some cuts between the live-action and animated footage that has the kid blasting some Autobots.  Oops.
: ''Narration'': some wussy dude.


* [[Generation 1 (cartoon)|The original cartoons]] on VHS, with excerpts from "[[More Than Meets the Eye]]".

===1985===
[[Image:RumbleBlasterCommercial1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|"Hey Soundwave, check out this new radio I found!" (actual dialogue)]]

* '''Jetfire''' and '''Shockwave'''. 
:''Animation:'' Jetfire (with a toy-based animation model) steps out of a mountain and takes on the Decepticon jets; Shockwave transforms halfway and fires, then transforms the rest of the way and fires.  
:''Narration:'' an incredibly mellow Victor Caroli.
:''Kidmation:'' a buck-toothed kid mouths the robotic "Robots in disguise!"

 
* '''Dinobots'''.
:''Animation:'' Amid a raging thunderstorm on Earth, Grimlock, Slag and Sludge take on Soundwave, Ravage and Laserbeak.
:''Narration'': the other guy.
:''Kidmation'': buck-toothed kid ''with freaky glowing green eyes'' mouths robotic "Robots in disguise!"
: * '''Dinobots''' - a re-soundtracked version of the previous commercial, with the Transformers [[theme song]], Victor Caroli narrating, and the non-glowing-eyes kid.


* '''Insecticons''' plus '''Swoop'''. 
:''Animation:'' a horde of Insecticons attacks a farm.  
:''Narration:'' the other guy.
: ''Kidmation:'' glowing green eyes kid.


* '''Constructicons/Devastator'''. 
:''Animation:'' the Constructicons, working on a building site, suddenly transform and combine. 
: ''Narration:'' Megatron, the other guy.
: ''Kidmation:'' kid's face fold-morphs into Ultra Magnus-like generic robot.  
: It's Devastator — six ''Constructicons'' in one!


* '''Autobot cars'''. 
:''Animation:'' As Optimus Prime and Jazz fight a battle, Smokescreen, Tracks, Hoist, Inferno, Red Alert and Grapple drive up and transform, prompting Megatron to summon Thrust and Dirge.  
: ''Narration:'' unknown.
: ''Kidmation:'' Beatles haircut kid mouths robotic "Robots in diguise!"


* '''Triple Changers''' and '''Perceptor'''.
: ''Animation:'' the Autobot blast a trestle out from under train-mode Astrotrain, who transforms and flies away; Perceptor examines some debris.
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli
:''Kidmation'': Kid face to generic Magnus face.
:''Autobot - triple changers battling - the triple changers of - the Decepticons!''


* '''Blaster'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Rumble merrily walks into a Decepticon base carrying Blaster in boom box mode; Blaster transforms, prompting Soundwave to send Laserbeak and Ravage at him. 
:''Narration'': the other guy.
:''Kidmation'': glowing green eyes kid.
: Not a working radio!


* '''Omega Supreme'''. 
: ''Animation:'' in the desert, Starscream and Thrust attack the new Autobot defense base, not realizing it's Omega Supreme.  Omega transforms and attacks.  Includes [[Transformers: The Movie]] stinger at the end.
:''Narration'': Optimus Prime.
:"It's the Autobot defense base!"  "But where are the Autobots?"


* Christmas spot
: [[wikipedia:Alex Karras|Alex Karras]] calmly promotes the virtues of Perceptor (a working microscope!) and urges you to shop ''now'' if you want one for your kid for Christmas.


* '''[[Rubsigns]]'''
:To distinguish real Transformers from [[bootleg|bootlegs]] and other brands such as [[Tonka GoBots]].  We are conquerors.  No one is like us.  Only we have the right to be called by the name.  Only we have the right to wear this symbol, or THIS symbol.  Only WE are Autobots and Decepticons.  And only WE are the Transformers!  Only the Transformers are REAL Transformers!

===1986===
[[Image:SpringerWreckGarCommercial1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|It sorta happened like this in the movie.  A little.]]

* '''Transformers: The Movie trailer'''.
: ''Animation:'' clips from the movie, starting with the Autobot shuttle launching and the Sharkticon guard pulling the feed-them-to-the-Sharkticon lever.  "The Touch" plays across the first half, then Lion's rendition of the [[theme song]].
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli introduces the characters and expounds on how great the movie is.
: ''Hold on tight.  The most incredible rock and roll adventure ever is here!''


* '''Hot Rod''', '''Kup''', and '''Blurr'''; '''Cyclonus''' and '''Scourge'''; and '''Rrrrrodimus Prime'''. 
: ''Animation:'' a running battle with each character charging in as the narrator identifies him.   
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to Galvatron face.  
: ''No one'' can take on the Decepticons like Rrrrrodimus Prime!


* '''Ultra Magnus'''. 
: ''Animation:'' With Optimus on Cybertron, it's up to Ultra Magnus!  Magnus loads up some 'bots in Autobot City, then rolls out into the desert to fight the Decepticons, plowing through the Combaticons en route. 
: ''Narration:'' Optimus Prime; Victor Caroli (each sold separately.)
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to generic Magnus face.


* '''Ultra Magnus''' and '''Galvatron'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Magnus and Galvatron, along with others, do battle on a highway. Starscream and Skywarp can be glimpsed flying into battle alongside Galvatron! 
: ''Narration:'' Optimus Prime and Megatron.
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to Galvatron face.  
: Includes tail-end ad for ''[[The Transformers: The Movie]]'', narrator unknown. ''Does Prime die?!''


* '''Springer''' and '''Wreck-Gar'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Draws heavily from ''The Transformers: The Movie''. Springer's shuttle is destroyed by the Decepticon mothership; he flies to the surface of Junkion and battles Wreck-Gar and another Junkion.  Wreck-Gar's voice is nearly the same as Megatron's.
: ''Narration:'' Optimus Prime describes Springer; Megatron gleefully describes Wreck-Gar as though he were a Decepticon; Victor Caroli (each sold separately.)
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to generic Magnus face.  


* '''Sharkticons''', '''Kup''', '''Hot Rod''' and '''Wheelie'''. 
: ''Animation:'' like the previous commercial, heavily based on the movie. Hot Rod and Kup battle a group of Sharkticons, and Wheelie (sounding like Scrappy Doo) arrives to help.
: ''Narration:'' Prime and Megatron; Victor Caroli (sold separately).
:''Kidmation'': kid face to Galvatron face.
: Autobots never faced an evil force worse as the terror of - the Sharkticons!  (''??'')


* '''Aerialbots''' and '''Stunticons'''. 
: ''Animation:'' the two teams both arrive in the desert and transform; both combine, and Superion bashes Menasor into a cliff. Menasor's legs are on backwards.  
: ''Narration:'' Optimus and Megatron.
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to generic Magnus face.
: Only the Stunticons!  ...only the Stunticons ''what?''


* '''Combaticons/Bruticus''' and '''Metroplex'''. 
: ''Animation:'' the Combaticons fly through a canyon, combine, and attack Metroplex, who transforms to his enormous robot mode and fires at them. 
:''Narration'': Megatron, Optimus Prime; Victor Caroli (from Hasbro.)
:''Kidmation'': kid face to Galvatron face.
: "But the ''Combaticons'' can combine to form ''Bruticus!''"


* '''Protectobots/Defensor''' and '''Trypticon'''.
: ''Animation:'' The Protectobots drive down a road towards the Decepticons' massive new base, transform and  attack.  At Astrotrain's command, the base transforms into battle station mode; the Protectobots become Defensor and fire back.  Trypticon changes to dinosaur mode and blasts fire-breath at Defensor.
: ''Narration:''  Megatron and Optimus Prime; Victor Caroli (batteries not included.)
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to Galvatron face.
: Two kids playing with the toys are ''very'' affected by the sight of toy Trypticon knocking over Defensor.


* '''Predacons'''. 
: ''Animation:'' the Predacons charge in to counter the Dinobots.
: ''Narration:'' Megatron; Victor Caroli (each sold separately.)
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to generic Magnus face.   
: Few Decepticons can stand up to the Dinobots, but the Predacons can!


* '''Sky Lynx'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Sky Lynx swoops in to save the Dinobots from Predaking.
:''Narration'': Optimus Prime; Victor Caroli (batteries not included.)
:''Kidmation'': kid face to generic Magnus face.


* '''Triple Changers''' - '''Sandstorm''', '''Broadside''' and '''Octane'''.  
: ''Animation:'' Blitzwing and Astrotrain attack Powerglide and Warpath; Sandstorm and Broadside change repeatedly as they travel over land and water.  
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli.
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to generic Magnus face.



* '''Battlechargers'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Amid a field of erupting volcanoes, Ultra Magnus and a team of Autobots march forward in lock-step, prompting Runabout to drive off a cliff, transform and fire. 
: ''Narration'': Megatron; Victor Caroli (each sold separately.)
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to Galvatron face.  The toy portion also features repeated cuts of a kid's head/eyes following the rolling Battle Charger toys.  
: ''Nobody jumps into action - faster than - Battlechargers!'' 


* [[Prizes in Disguise]] contest/[[iron-on patch|reflective patches]]. 
: ''Animation:'' Jazz and Cosmos shine their headlights to reveal that a group of humans are wearing Transformers reflective patches, thus gaining entry to the Autobot base.  
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' kid face to generic Magnus face; also, a kid saying "Robots in Disguise" through the Voice Changer.
: You could win a party with life-sized Transformers!

===1987===
[[Image:Technobots.jpg|200px|thumb|right| ]]
[[Image:Computron animated.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Revenge of the nerds!]]

Many of the live-action segments for the 1987 toy commercials showed kids playing with the toys in a rocky, doom-laden environment, replete with constant flashes of lightning illuminating the toys.

* '''Headmasters'''. 
: ''Animation:'' The Headmaster Nebulans climb into their respective partners, who are parked in vehicle mode; they roll out and clash with the Headmaster Decepticons.
: ''Narration:'' Rodimus and Ultra Magnus narrate (well, Rodimus actually spews out a series of basically incomprehensible lines.)  
: ''Kidmation:'' a kid leaps and flips, turning into a stop-motion version of Ultra Magnus's toys. 
: Head. MasterTransformers—more muchmore than meets the eyes! [''sic'']

[[Image:Weirdwolfweirdhead.jpg|thumb|right|200px|I think pulling my head off is a pretty good idear.]]

* '''Decepticon Headmasters'''. 
: ''Animation:'' At the secret base of the Headmaster Decepticons, the "trainers" are putting Skullcruncher, Weirdwolf and Mindwipe through their paces, having them jump through hoops and smash through rock statues of the Autobot Headmasters.  Yes, the "trainer" concept actually made it into animation.  They even carry whips!
: ''Narration:'' Galvatron, Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' kid to stop-motion Magnus toy. 
: Nothing's better than going into battle with ''these'' Transformers!


* '''Headmaster Horrorcons'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Apeface and Snapdragon fly into a canyon and transform to robot mode, then change to beast mode and charge, spewing fire and swinging rocks around.
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation'': extreme closeup of a kid's eye, with a camera pull-out emerging from the pupil.
: The jaws of the beast become the pilot of the plane, and the pilot of the plane becomes the head of the robot!


* '''Targetmasters'''
: ''Animation:'' live-action set of a rocky planet explodes.  Cel: on Cybetron(?), Sureshot gets straffed by Triggerhappy, who transforms; the two grapple, and their guns do the same.  Crosshairs drives forward; he and Pinpointer transform and run, then both get tackled by Misfire and Aimless. 
: ''Narration:'' Galvatron, Ultra Magnus, Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' Kid flips and becomes stop-motion Ultra Magnus toy.
: Two Trans-for-mers, all in one!  The vehicle transforms and so does the gun!  


* '''Six Shot'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Rodimus and Galvatron lead their teams in battle; Six Shot attacks and runs through his various modes, as Galvatron describes them and Cyclonus counts them off. 
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: The most challenging Transformer of them all!


* '''Technobots/Computron''' and '''Scorponok'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Galvatron runs down a ramp as Scorponok transforms from base to scorpion to repulse the Technobots; the Technobots combine, and get hit with a rock thrown by Scorponok.
: ''Narration:'' Galvatron, Victor Caroli
: And now it's a beast with capture claws and a trainer who becomes... the HEAD of its robot!


* '''Technobots''' and '''Terrorcons'''. 
: ''Animation:'' the two teams battle on Earth, while Rodimus and Magnus narrate. Includes Decoy ending. 
: ''Narration:'' Ultra Magnus, Rodimus Prime, Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' Kid to stop-motion Ultra Magnus.
: Those hi-tech heroes are in for one horrific battle!


* '''Punch/Counterpunch''' and '''Clones'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Punch informs Rodimus that he can trust him, transforms to car mode, rolls out of the base and promptly transforms to Counterpunch and tells the waiting Galvatron that he can trust ‘’him’’. The Decepticon clones run through a rocky landscape in perfect step and open fire on the Autobot clones, then both groups transform. Includes Decoy ending.
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli.
: ''Kidmation:'' Kid to stop-motion Ultra Magnus.



* '''The Monsterbots'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Blurr and Rodimus Prime arrive; Kup tells them that there's been an accident, and the new Autobots are monsters!  The Monsterbots trash a lab, then burst through a wall and fight some Decepticons.  
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' Kid to stop-motion Ultra Magnus.
: The new Autobots are ''Monsterbots''!


* '''Duocons/Throttlebots'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Flywheels’s jet portion swoops down out of the sky and links up with his tank, transforming to robot mode before being jumped on by Rodimus Prime.  That jet is going to crash into that tank!
: ''Narration:'' Galvatron, Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' Kid to stop-motion Ultra Magnus.
: They think they’re twice as tough as any Autobot  - and MAYBE THEY ARE.


* '''Fortress Maximus'''. "FOR-TRESS MAX-I-MUHUUUS!"
: ''Animation:'' Fortress Maximus transforms to base mode and blows away the Terrorcons, who combine and attack him.
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli, Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus.


* '''''[[Headmasters (comic)|Headmasters]]''' comic book''.
: ''Animation:'' The post-Movie Autobots and Decepticons shoot it out on Cybertron -- Galvatron and Scourge fire on Blurr and Rodimus; Springer grapples with Soundwave; Ultra Magnus... stands there.  Two teams "blast" their way to Nebulos.  The Autobots detach their heads, which are replaced by "the intelligent Nebulons".  The Decepticons do the same.  Scorponok and Fortress Maximus slug it out; the Targetmasters charge at each other and transform.  Features completely random, made-up heads for the pre-Headmaster robots.
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli.

===1988===
Many of the 1988 commercials began with a still shot of several animation frames, arranged as if in a photo album.  The camera would zoom in on one as the animation began.

[[Image:HiQCommercial1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Truck?  What truck?]]

* '''Pretenders'''. 
: ''Animation:'' The Autobot Headmasters and Decepticons battle, then the three Autobot Pretenders are created (nekkid!). Dreadwind and Darkwing attack and the armored Pretenders split to reveal their robots, forcing the Decepticons to flee. The Decepticon Pretenders burst through the wall and both groups split.
:''Narration'': 
: * '''Pretenders'''. 
: ''Animation:'' The Autobot Pretenders splitting, re-used from the above commercial. 
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' A bizarre segment of kids proclaiming what they "are" {"I’m a video gamer!"  "I’m a skateboarder!"), only for the skateboarder to split Pretender-style, revealing a generic CGI robot who announces "I’m a Transformer!"


* '''Powermasters'''. 
: ''Animation:'' amid desert canyons, the various Powermaster partners transform to engine form and combine with their partners, including Optimus Prime transforming his trailer to base mode. 
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli
: Includes tail-end ads spot for the relevant [[People Power!|Marvel Comics issue]]. Their engine’s the key that unlocks their Transformer en-er-geeee! 


* '''Powermaster Optimus Prime'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Recycled footage of Prime transformign from the Powermasters commercial; Powermaster Optimus Prime firing Quickswitch.
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli
:''Kidmation:'' A kid's crackles with energy, which surrounds and replaces his head with ''very'', and we mean ''very'', crude CGI Optimus Prime head.
: * '''Powermaster Optimus Prime''' - edited down from the previous commercial.


*'''Powermaster Prime''' and '''Doubledealer'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Footage of Prime reused from other commercials featuring him, then a new segment with Doubledealer in robot mode standing with Prime. Doubledealer transforms to vehicle mode, then Skar flies out of Piranacon’s hand and locks into place, transforming Doubledealer to falcon mode. 
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: Who’s that new Transformer with Optimus Prime?


* '''Small Headmasters'''.  
: ''Animation:'' the small Autobot Headmasters drive on a rocky world and transform; the small Decepticon Headmasters burst through a wall and transform.  
: ''Narration:'' Galvatron, who's obviously never met Fangry, Squeezeplay or Horri-Bull: "Our new Decepticon Headmasters will give us more brainpower than ever!"  
: ''Kidmation:'' a kid flips through the air, converting to a robot and folding up to become the head of a larger (stop motion?) robot.
: And when the ''head'' enters the robot's body you get a ''readout'' of its power!


* '''Pretender Beasts/Pretender Vehicles'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Snarler and Chainclaw battle in beast mode… then… are suddenly in their shells… and then come out of their shells…? Gunrunner emerges from his vehicle and transforms to jet mode; Roadgrabber emerges and transforms his vehicle to battle mode, opening fire on the flying Gunrunner. 
:''Narration'': 

[[Image:FireconCommercial1.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Now auditioning for ''Gamera vs. The Firecons'']]


* '''Quickswitch'''. "It's Quickswitch, Sixshot's son!  And he's on our side!"
: ''Animation:'' in the midst of a moon battle, Getaway spots Quickswitch incoming and mistakes him for a Decepticon, urging the others to destroy him, until someone says he's an Autobot.  Quickswitch runs through his modes, beating up Horri-Bull and Snaptrap, then goes to gun mode and lands in Powermaster Optimus Prime's hand.   
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' a kid holding the toy mouths a synthesized "How quick can you all six" [''sic''], while his head flops around disturbingly.
: Determined to make good where his Decepticon father went bad, Quickswitch joins the Autobots!


* '''Double Targetmasters'''.  
: ''Animation:'' the small Targetmasters fight it out on a barren world.  
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: ''Kidmation:'' kid flips over and turns into a gun for a very crude CGI robot.  
: Targetmaster Transformers—theeeeeey've got the power to surprise.


* '''Triggerbots/Triggercons'''. 
: ''Animation:'' despite not being the toys advertised by this commercial, Dreadwind and Darkwing chase Getaway and Slapdash around the rim of a crater.  
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli.
: And when the Triggerbots battle the Triggercons, there's no doubt there'll be a real shoot-out! KERRUNCH.


* '''Seacons'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Beneath the ocean, the Seacons take bites out of a submarine. 
: ''Narration'': unknown.
: ''Kidmation:'' a kid leaps over the top of a generic stop-animated robot and transforms into his gun, which he fires.

===1989===
* '''Micromasters'''
: ''Animation:'' A cel spot featuring Prime, Dreadwind and Darkwing, and a stop-motion toy portion featuring a bizarre light and dark gray Scorponok.
:''Narration'': 


* '''Micromaster vehicles and bases'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Prime opens his palm to reveal a Micromaster city; a horde of Micromasters swarms over an attacking [[Giant Decepticon Warrior]]; Red Hot transforms and flies at the camera.  Stop-motion spots show a fleet of Micromaster vehicles driving around the combined playsets.
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli
: The most incredible "Micro"-s of all!  They're not just small; they're ''Tranzzforrrmerrzzz''!
: * '''Micromaster battle stations''', edited down from the previous commercial. Narration: Victor Caroli.  The ''only'' Micros that transform!  
: * '''Micromaster transports''', edited down from the previous commercial.

[[Image:Micromasterbasescommercial.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Bumblebee, you fool!]]


* '''Micromaster micro bases'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Bumblebee drags two captured Decepticon vehicles into an Autobot base, only to have them transform and attack. 
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli
:You can connect them to form ''whole cities!''
: * '''Micromaster micro bases''', edited down from the previous commercial.  Narration by Victor Caroli.


* '''Classic Pretenders'''.
: ''Animation:'' As Prime transforms and comes under attack in a nighttime city, the Autobot Pretenders arrive to help out. Jazz, you're back!
:''Narration'': Victor Caroli
:And the ''eeeevil'' Starscream is here too!
: * Classic Pretenders, edited down from the previous commercial.


* '''Mega and Ultra Pretenders'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Crossblades and Vroom slowly drift out of their shells and transform; Roadblock's two robot forms both pop out of his vehicle shell and fire.
: ''Narration'': Victor Caroli.
: Who's more than they pretend to be? Mega Pretender Transformers, Mega Pretenders!
: * '''Mega Pretenders''', edited down from the previous commercial. Inside one, there's the other; then they both transform and combine to form another!
: * '''Ultra Pretenders''', edited down from the previous commercial.
[[Image:Pretendermonstercommercial.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Decades later, their [[Pretender Monster#Toys|melting shells]] let you re-enact this scene.]]


* '''Pretender Monsters'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Starscream dunks Wildfly, Icepick and Scowl into colorful vats; they and the others emerge as Pretenders and charge at the camera. BEYOND (beyond) anything you've EVER SEEN before:  Monster Pretenders! 
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: ''Now'', the Decepticons have ''Monster Pretenders''. Monster Pretenders with ''rubbery skin!''

===1990===
[[Image:Sprocketoverruncommercial.jpg|thumb|right|200px|"Sure, Prime, I'll give up the alternate mode that I never had."]]

The Action Master commercials began and ended with a metal fist bursting through a wall, with "ACTION MASTERS" emblazoned across its knuckles. Some of the animation was screened against real-world backgrounds, with poorly animated characters morphing into the real toys.

* '''Action Masters'''. 
: ''Animation:'' inside a base, Prime invites a circle of Autobots to join him. 
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: "Who will give up the power to transform to become stronger faster more alive?" [''sic'']


* '''Action Master vehicles—Starscream, Prowl''', and '''Overrun'''. 
: ''Animation:'' a short battle sequence (on Cybertron?) with the three featured characters. 
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: And ''look!'' The Action Master vehicles transform into powerful ''battle stations!''


* '''Action Master vehicles—Wheeljack, Sprocket''', and '''Gutcruncher'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Gutcruncher takes to the sky in the Stratojet; Wheeljack and Sprocket drive out of a tunnel. 
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: "Estroy them!" [again, ''sic'']
: * '''Action Master vehicles'''— edited down from the previous commercial.


* '''Hot Rod Patrol''' and '''Construction Patrol'''. 
: ''Animation:''  Cel: Jazz and Prime pick up the Hot Rod Patrol and examine them. Stop-motion toys: The Construction Patrol destroys a bridge, making Scorponok fall into a ravine.  Rawr!
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: * '''Hot Rod Patrol / Construction Patrol'''—abbreviated (and accelerated) version of the previous commercial. Neil Ross jibbers his lines at hilariously high speed.


* '''Micromaster Combiners/Combiner Transports'''. 
: ''Animation:'' Megatron grabs at a couple of combiner vehicles (Roadburner/Wheel Blaze and Missile Master/Moonrock), only to have them split apart, reconnect, and shoot him in the face.  Cement Head and Terror Tread, along with their transport, transform from vehicle to robot/base. A rather wussy Frank Welker soundalike voices Megatron; Roadburner somehow fires a laser from the short end of his cherry picker crane.
: ''Narration:'' Victor Caroli
: * '''Micromaster Combiners'''—edited down from the previous commercial.

==Generation 2==
Advertisements for ''Generation 2'' were totally hip to what the hep cats were digging. First they started with a more theatrical, orchestrated version of the original theme song. But that background-music-singing jive was totally bogus, so it was replaced by the "rap music" that all the kids listen to these days. Cel animation was ''so'' five minutes ago; these commercials used graphical images made with a com-pu-tor.

===1993===
* '''Optimus Prime''' and '''Ramjet'''. 
Animation: Prime drives down a road and transforms; Ramjet swoops down and transforms to robot mode.

* '''Optimus Prime'''. "Uh mmm Mmptms Pmmmm!"
** '''Optimus Prime'''. Edited from the previous commercial.

* '''Color Changers'''.

* '''Megatron'''. Listen to the voice of ''doom!''
** '''Megatron'''. Edited from the previous commercial.

* '''Starscream''' and '''Ramjet'''; '''Inferno, Jazz''' and '''Sideswipe'''. Inferno's water cannon is rainin' pain!
** '''Starscream''' and '''Ramjet'''; '''Inferno, Jazz''' and '''Sideswipe'''. Edited from the previous commercial.

* '''Constructicons''' / '''Dinobots'''.
** '''Dinobots'''. Edited from the previous commercial.

===1994===
* '''Aerialbots / Combaticons'''. He's a big bad battlin' dudicus!

* '''Rotor Force / Laser Rods'''. When they get into a battle they be winnin'!

* '''Combat Heroes''', including Peter Cullen voicing Optimus Prime. Prime is one tough dude; underneath his hood, he's a transformin' missile firin' phenomenon!
** '''Combat Heroes'''. Edited from the previous commercial.

* '''Dreadwing''' and '''Smokescreen'''. Dreadwing is punishing; his Gatling gun is illin'.
Animation: The Aerialbots are bombed to hell by Dreadwing.
** '''Dreadwing'''. Edited from the previous commercial.

* '''Cyberjets'''.

==Beast Wars==
===1996===

* '''Wave 1 Deluxe class toys'''.  
Animation: CGI Bat Optimus Primal and Crocodile Megatron slug it out in a swamp.  
Toy segment: the heroic Maximals, [[Dinobot (BW)|Dinobot]] and [[Cheetor (BW)|Cheetor]], attack the evil reptile and insect forces of the Predacons, including the deadly [[Waspinator]] and treacherous [[Tarantulas|Tarantula]]! Nature lies, they're robots in disguise! <small>Waspinator... DEADLY?!</small> 

* '''Wave 1 Mega class toys'''. [[Scorponok (BW)|Scorponok]] versus [[Grizzly-1|Grizz-]] I mean [[Survive|Survi-]] I mean [[Polar Claw]].

* '''Ultra class toys''' [[Optimus Primal]] versus Ultra [[Megatron (BW)|Megatron]]. This commercial remained on television even into ''Beast Wars''<nowiki>'</nowiki> third or fourth year, long after production stopped on the toys shown in the commercial.

===1997=== 

* '''Mega class toys'''. [[Cybershark]] versus [[Inferno (BW)|Inferno]].

===1998=== 

* '''Deluxe class Fuzors'''. Noble [[Fuzor]] [[Silverbolt (BW)|Silverbolt]] fights the evil Predacons [[Injector|Aquasting]] and [[Sky Shadow (BW)|Sky Shadow]]! 

* '''Mega class Transmetals'''. Metalized Machines with three modes of mean! TRANSMETALS! Optimus Primal battles the evil Megatron and knocks over a few tin cans, yessss... 

===1999=== 

* '''Ultra class Transmetals'''. Grudge match of the century! [[Depth Charge]] battles [[Rampage (BW)|Rampage]].

* '''Deluxe and Mega class Transmetals II'''. Evil [[Dinobot II|Dinobot]] battles the heroic missile maned feline Cheetor and Cybershark! 

* '''Ultra class Transmetals II'''. [[Megatron (BW)|Megatron]] versus [[Tigerhawk]].

==Beast Machines==
===1999===
*Two boys at school fight in the only honorable way—badly transforming [[Optimus Primal]] and [[Jetstorm (BM)|Jetstorm]].

==Robots in Disguise==
'''2001'''
*'''Optimus Prime''' and '''Ultra Magnus'''.  Two kids who live nextdoor to each other grab their respective Autobot Super figures and run into each other at full speed; as soon as they touch, they combine!  One of the kids had a poster for the 1986 animated movie in his room.
*'''Deluxe Cars'''.  "Prowl" just does not sound fearsome or impressive no matter how much you growl when you yell it.

==Armada==
===2003===

*'''Unicron.'''
The commercial for the new [[Unicron]] toy featured footage of the toy (of course) followed by a brief clip from ''[[Transformers: The Movie]]'' of Unicron slamming his hand down on [[Cybertron (planet)|Cybertron]]'s surface (accompanied by a newly recorded voice-over proclaiming "The universe is mine!").

==Energon==

==Cybertron==
[[Image:CybAd_DarkcrumplezoneEvacDownshift.jpg|thumb|right|170px|Somehow more exciting than the tv show.]]

*'''Deluxe and Voyager class''' toys. 
Animation: None. Child actors transform and manipulate the toys in a impressive-looking diorama environment. Notably, [[Paul Oakenfold]]'s ''Cybertron'' theme music is not used.<br>
[[Crumplezone|Dark Crumplezone]] steals a silver-bordered [[Earth]] [[Cyber Key]]! He transforms into vehicle mode, uses the Cyber Key Power and races off with the heroic Autobots [[Downshift (Energon)|Downshift]] and [[Evac (Cybertron)|Evac]] in hot pursuit! Oh noes! Crumplezone shoves Downshift off the cliff-edge road they are racing on. Downshift is transformed and grabs Evac's rescue rope, then blasts Crumplezone into oblivion. The Key is saved!

==Transformers (2007) movie==
The 2007 [[Transformers (2007)|live-action movie]] saw a merchandising blitz that surpassed even Generation 1's commercial onslaught.  Numerous trailers were edited together, and tie-in commercials ranged from Burger King to Chevrolet.

===Trailers===
* Teaser trailer:  Premiered 29 June 2006 in front of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest."  ''In 2003, the Beagle 2 Mars Rover was launched.''  Features "blurry footage" from the Mars lander, being destroyed by a shadowy robotic figure.  ''It was the only warning we would ever get.''  Included as a DVD extra.
* Theatrical trailer #1: Premiered 20 December 2006.  "Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right here behind me..."  ''On July 4... Our world... will be TRANSFORMED.''  Notable for the horrifically grating electronic "music" of the second half.  Included as a DVD extra (oddly labeled as Trailer #2.)
* Theatrical trailer #2: Premiered 8 January 2007.  ''Humanoids of Planet Earth... surrender... or be TRANSFORMED''.  Decepticon-centered trailer.  Includes the horrible scraping electronic non-music.
* Theatrical trailer #3: Premiered 30 March 2007.  ''They are already here... hiding in plain sight.'' "You gotta get in the car.  Trust me!"  
* Theatrical trailer #4: Premiered 18 May 2007.  "Got a little surprise for ya, son."  Starts off with various boy-and-his-car clips, then the Autobots arriving to Earth.  ''Most have come to destroy us... some have come to protect us.''  Additional focus points include Prime transforming in the alley, Sector 7 capturing Bumblebee, and Bonecrusher tackling Prime.  ''"Bring it!!"''  Included as a DVD extra.

===TV spots===
* '''Hidden''': Air date 31 March 2007.  They are already here... hiding in plain sight.
* '''Destiny''': Air date 30 March 2007.  "Driver don't pick the car."  Some will come to defend us.  Most will come to destroy us.
* '''?''': Air date 16 May 2007.  From Director Michael Bay.. and executive producer Steven Spielberg...
* '''Declare''': Air date 21 May 2007.  They are like nothing we've ever seen... and they've come to take our planet.
* '''Vibration''': Air date 21 May 2007.  They can take any shape...  they can hide anywhere.
* '''Nickelodeon spot''': Air date 29 May 2007.  On July 4th... they're teaming up... to transform our world.  Focus on Sam and Bumblebee.  Has two endings: "Not so tough without a head, are you?" and "If my parents see you they're gonna freak out!"
* '''?''': focus on Bonecrusher. 
* '''Superevent''': Air date 24 June 2007.  "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"  



===TV tie-in commercials===
====General Motors====
* '''Chevy Transform Your Ride Sale''' 
** In the city, a guy leads his ladyfriend to where his car is parked.  Unfortunately, Blackout lands nearby and blasts the car to scrap before stalking off, prompting the guy to shriek like a girl.  
** Optimus Prime comes crashing down onto the street, crushing a man's car.  "My bad," he apologizes.  "You better ''believe'' it's your bad.  It's ''real'' bad -- my wheels!!"
** A man hands his ticket to a valet drive, but Megatron comes soaring out of the sky and crushes the man's SUV under his foot and throwing vehicles aside.  "Wow!  Look at your car! Eh, he just kinda BIUM!! chucked it outta-- uh...I don't think we're liable for that."
** A woman repeats the valet experience.  "Look at that!  AWESOME!  ....not for you."
''Need a new car or truck?''

====Burger King====
* Optimus Prime walks up to the drive-thru and orders a Whopper, only to be told that he needs a vehicle.  He promptly transforms to truck mode, only to be informed that he also needs a driver. "Oh, ''come on!''"  Includes tail-end promo for Burger King freebie Tranformer toys.

====Verizon FiOS====
* Michael Bay commands things to be AWESOME.  Walking around his massive estate, Bay cues up tigers, life-size Bumblebee props, and explosions on demand.  In an extended version, Bay bashes aside the [[Nokia robot]].


===Toy commercials===
* Optimus, Megatron, and the other movie characters.

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