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{{disambig2|the bathtime fun accessory from Movie continuity|the patchwork polishing rag from the Armada cartoon|Chamois of Friendship}} | {{disambig2|the bathtime fun accessory from Movie continuity|the patchwork polishing rag from the Armada cartoon|Chamois of Friendship}} | ||
[[Image:BigMagicWashclothFront.jpg|right|200px|thumb|PREPARE TO BE MESMERIZED, AMAZED, BAFFLED, AND GENERALLY CONFUSED!]] | [[Image:BigMagicWashclothFront.jpg|right|200px|thumb|PREPARE TO BE MESMERIZED, AMAZED, BAFFLED, AND GENERALLY CONFUSED!]] | ||
:''Transformers Magic Washcloths was a promotional tie-in with the | :''Transformers Magic Washcloths was a promotional tie-in with the [[Transformers (2007 franchise)|2007 franchise]].'' | ||
Made in China at the behest of [[Basic Fun]], Inc., Southampton, PA, '''Transformers Magic Washcloths''' were distributed through 2006 and 2007 to coincide with the release and promotion of the [[Transformers ( | Made in China at the behest of [[Basic Fun]], Inc., Southampton, PA, '''Transformers Magic Washcloths''' were distributed through 2006 and 2007 to coincide with the release and promotion of the [[Transformers (film)|2007 movie]]. | ||
They were 100% cotton washcloths printed with simplified graphics of movie characters, shrinkwrapped and packaged in a blister bubble on a 3.5" x 5" card, at a pricepoint of about | They were 100% cotton washcloths printed with simplified graphics of movie characters, shrinkwrapped and packaged in a blister bubble on a 3.5" x 5" card, at a pricepoint of about four United States Dollars. | ||
(Yes, someone paid four bucks for this thing. Fandom can be a harsh mistress.) | (Yes, someone paid four bucks for this thing. Fandom can be a harsh mistress.) | ||
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Transformer Magic Washcloths were available in the United States at Party City stores. | Transformer Magic Washcloths were available in the United States at Party City stores. | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
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*[http://www.basicfun.com Basic Fun, Inc.'s website. Because you need an Office Space Talking Keychain and Pokémon Christmas ornaments.] | *[http://www.basicfun.com Basic Fun, Inc.'s website. Because you need an Office Space Talking Keychain and Pokémon Christmas ornaments.] | ||
*[http://www.answers.com/topic/basic-fun-inc A short investor's profile of Basic Fun, Inc. Remember: Basic Fun, Inc. For *all* your lickable tattoo needs.] | *[http://www.answers.com/topic/basic-fun-inc A short investor's profile of Basic Fun, Inc. Remember: Basic Fun, Inc. For *all* your lickable tattoo needs.] | ||
[[Category:Movie]] | [[Category:Movie]] | ||
[[Category:Merchandise]] | [[Category:Merchandise]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:27, 17 August 2024
| This article is about the bathtime fun accessory from Movie continuity. For the patchwork polishing rag from the Armada cartoon, see Chamois of Friendship. |

- Transformers Magic Washcloths was a promotional tie-in with the 2007 franchise.
Made in China at the behest of Basic Fun, Inc., Southampton, PA, Transformers Magic Washcloths were distributed through 2006 and 2007 to coincide with the release and promotion of the 2007 movie.
They were 100% cotton washcloths printed with simplified graphics of movie characters, shrinkwrapped and packaged in a blister bubble on a 3.5" x 5" card, at a pricepoint of about four United States Dollars.
(Yes, someone paid four bucks for this thing. Fandom can be a harsh mistress.)
Behind the Magic
[edit]- Carefully unwrap washcloth
- Carefully drop washcloth in water
- The washcloth will unfold on its own, as bidden by the dark powers of Satan.*
- The washcloth will absorb the water, which will be handy while you are being burned at the stake for tampering with the dark arts of linen expansion.
- *Alternate Step 3: Wait twenty minutes while nothin' freakin' happens, then unfold your lousy $4 washcloth by hand. Crying is optional.
Featured characters
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Distribution
[edit]Transformer Magic Washcloths were available in the United States at Party City stores.
External links
[edit]- A YouTube video of people trying to make a magic washcloth work. It is about as anticlimactic as one could possibly hope for.
- Basic Fun, Inc.'s website. Because you need an Office Space Talking Keychain and Pokémon Christmas ornaments.
- A short investor's profile of Basic Fun, Inc. Remember: Basic Fun, Inc. For *all* your lickable tattoo needs.

