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{{Disambig2|the person sworn to by many humans|the Mexican colorist|Jesus Aburtov}} | |||
[[File:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg|thumb|200px|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna|your mom.]]]] | |||
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'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and [[Hosney|his teacher]] both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car. | |||
==Fiction== | |||
===''Beast Wars II'' cartoon=== | |||
While fleeing from one of the [[Predacon (BW)|Predacon]] [[BB (BW)|BB]]'s [[bacteria bomb]] missiles, the [[Jointron]] [[Gimlet]] cried out "Muchas, Jesus, mucho!" {{storylink|A Fearsome Combination Plan?}} | |||
''' | ===Live-action film series=== | ||
====''Transformers'' film==== | |||
Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?" | |||
Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a [[Bolivia's Finest Quality Used Cars and Petting Zoo|car dealership]] with his father. {{storylink|Transformers (film)|Transformers}} | |||
== | ====''Revenge of the Fallen'' novel==== | ||
=== | According to [[Leo Spitz]], Jesus was alive during the time [[Rome]] held influence in the world. He was also a notable religious figure, comparable to [[Muhammad]] or [[Buddha]]. He gave a lecture called the Sermon on the Mount, and Leo speculates that if the [[Internet]] had existed at the time, history would have proceeded much differently if it had gone viral. {{storylink|Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (novel)|Revenge of the Fallen (novel)}} | ||
====''Dark of the Moon'' film==== | |||
As he was trapped in a building under attack from the [[Driller]], [[Hardcore Eddie]] implored Jesus to make sure he got out alive. This seemed to work, as the building fell over, allowing him and the rest of his team to climb onto a neighboring building. {{storylink|Transformers: Dark of the Moon (film)|Dark of the Moon}} | |||
===2005 IDW continuity=== | |||
During [[Thundercracker (G1)/2005 IDW continuity|Thundercracker]]'s stranding on Earth, he investigated human culture. One of the things he saw over the eighteen months in hiding was a famous painting that depicted Jesus as a child. {{storylink|Things Fall Apart, Part 3: "Seasons in Flight"|Seasons in Flight}} | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*In the | *In the [[The Transformers (Marvel comic)#Marvel UK|Marvel UK comic]] issue "[[Stargazing]]", [[Starscream (G1)/Marvel Comics continuity|Starscream]] claims that [[Christmas]] is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a [[God|deity]], in fact—but there is no [[canon]] evidence for this. | ||
*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for [[The many deaths of Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]. | |||
*Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:36, 11 January 2026
| This article is about the person sworn to by many humans. For the Mexican colorist, see Jesus Aburtov. |
Jesus is presumably a human, but no facts are directly known about him, only other people's claims. For example, Sam Witwicky and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.
Fiction
[edit]Beast Wars II cartoon
[edit]While fleeing from one of the Predacon BB's bacteria bomb missiles, the Jointron Gimlet cried out "Muchas, Jesus, mucho!" A Fearsome Combination Plan?
Live-action film series
[edit]Transformers film
[edit]Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"
Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a car dealership with his father. Transformers
Revenge of the Fallen novel
[edit]According to Leo Spitz, Jesus was alive during the time Rome held influence in the world. He was also a notable religious figure, comparable to Muhammad or Buddha. He gave a lecture called the Sermon on the Mount, and Leo speculates that if the Internet had existed at the time, history would have proceeded much differently if it had gone viral. Revenge of the Fallen (novel)
Dark of the Moon film
[edit]As he was trapped in a building under attack from the Driller, Hardcore Eddie implored Jesus to make sure he got out alive. This seemed to work, as the building fell over, allowing him and the rest of his team to climb onto a neighboring building. Dark of the Moon
2005 IDW continuity
[edit]During Thundercracker's stranding on Earth, he investigated human culture. One of the things he saw over the eighteen months in hiding was a famous painting that depicted Jesus as a child. Seasons in Flight
Notes
[edit]- In the Marvel UK comic issue "Stargazing", Starscream claims that Christmas is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a deity, in fact—but there is no canon evidence for this.
- Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for Optimus Prime.
