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[[Image:Mountain Dew.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Preferred drink of feral robots everywhere!]]
[[Image:Mountain Dew.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Preferred drink of feral robots everywhere!]]
'''Mountain Dew''' is a [[Soft drink]], green in color and served in vending machines, that seems to have connections to several insidious things—the [[Mountain Dew Robot]]s and [[Dew City]], namely.
'''Mountain Dew''' is no ordinary [[Soft drink|sodie]], but rather the lifeblood of all memers. This godly liquid is emerald-green in color, and it is served in epic vending machines as it is the most MLG drink ever. Mountain Dew seems to have connections to several insidious things—the [[Mountain Dew Robot|memebot]]s and [[Dew City|the Memeverse]], namely.


They also go great with Doritos.
They also go great with...
 
DORITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS


==Fiction==
==Fiction==
===Transformers (2007)===
===Transformers (2007)===
[[Air Force One]] possessed a store of Mountain Dew cans when a flight attendant went into storage to get the [[President of the United States]] [[Ding Dong]]s.
[[Air Force One]] appeared to be storing some dank Mountain Dew cans when a flight attendant went into storage to get the [[President of the United States]] some normie [[Ding Dong]]s.


When [[Sam Witwicky]] accidentally activated the [[AllSpark]] during his flight from the [[Decepticon]]s in [[Mission City]], the artifact's radiation animated a Mountain Dew soda machine into a robot, named [[Dispensor]]. {{storylink|Transformers (film)|Transformers}}
When [[Sam Witwicky|the guy who keeps saying no]] accidentally activated the [[AllSpark|magic Rubik's Cube]] during his flight from the [[Decepticon|Deceptinormie]]s in [[Mission City|Shrek's swamp]], the Rubik's Cube's radiation animated a dank Mountain Dew soda machine into a normie robot, named [[Dispensor]]. {{storylink|Transformers (film)|Transformers}}


At an undetermined point in time, a mischievous [[Ejector|toaster]] took a poor man's last Mountain Dew bottle. {{storylink|commercial/Transformers (2007)#TV tie-in commercials|Mountain Dew "Transform Your Summer" Commercial}}
At an undetermined point in time, a salty [[Ejector|toasteh]] took some memer's last Mountain Dew bottle. {{storylink|commercial/Transformers (2007)#TV tie-in commercials|Mountain Dew "Transform Your Summer" Commercial}}


===Capture the Cube===
===Capture the Cube===
[[Dewbot]], a [[Mountain Dew Robot]], was disguised as a Mountain Dew vending machine. {{storylink|Capture the Cube}}
[[Dewbot]], a dank [[Mountain Dew Robot|memebot]], was disguised as a Mountain Dew vending machine. {{storylink|Capture the Cube}}


===Transform Your Summer===
===Transform Your Summer===
The [[Earth]] was transformed into [[Dew City]], where a green city covered the landscape, and all water was transformed into Mountain Dew. The cause is unknown, but may be connected to a near-collision of the All Spark and a Mountain Dew bottle in space.
[[Earth|Normieville]] was transformed into [[Dew City|The Memeverse]], where a green city covered the landscape, and all water was transformed into Mountain Dew. The cause is unknown, but may be connected to a near-collision of the All Spark and a Mountain Dew bottle in space.


===IDW ''Transformers'' movie comics===
===IDW ''Transformers'' movie comics===
[[Image:Alliance1 Ratchet Dew.jpg|left|250px|thumb|We don't care, we still drink it.]]
[[Image:Alliance1 Ratchet Dew.jpg|left|250px|thumb|How DARE you give me stale memes?]]


During the cleanup operations in [[Mission City]], Sam and [[Mikaela Banes]] came under attack by Dispensor, only for the hostile robot to be crushed under [[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]]'s foot. Upon scanning the ingredients of Mountain Dew, Ratchet concluded that the contents threatened to accelerate oral cavity decay and could increase human body weight excessively. {{storylink|Alliance issue 1|Alliance #1}}
During the cleanup operations in [[Mission City]], Sam and [[Mikaela Banes|his hawt bae]] came under attack by [[Dispensor|LeafyIsHere]], only for the hostile robot to be crushed under [[Ratchet (Movie)|MatPat]]'s foot. Upon scanning the ingredients of Mountain Dew, he concluded that the Dew could turn them into normies. {{storylink|Alliance issue 1|Alliance #1}}
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===Revenge Of The Fallen===
===Revenge Of The Fallen===
There was a Mountain Dew vending machine in [[Leo Spitz|Leo]] and [[Fassbinder|his]] [[Sharsky|friend's]] dorm. Whether it was a [[Mountain Dew Robot]] or not is unknown. {{storylink|Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen}}
There was a Mountain Dew vending machine in [[Leo Spitz|Reeses's Puffs]] and [[Fassbinder|Dat]] [[Sharsky|Boi's]] dorm. Whether it was a [[Mountain Dew Robot|memebot]] or not is unknown. {{storylink|Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (film)|Revenge of the Fallen}}


==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 17:31, 31 October 2017

Preferred drink of feral robots everywhere!

Mountain Dew is no ordinary sodie, but rather the lifeblood of all memers. This godly liquid is emerald-green in color, and it is served in epic vending machines as it is the most MLG drink ever. Mountain Dew seems to have connections to several insidious things—the memebots and the Memeverse, namely.

They also go great with...

DORITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Fiction

Transformers (2007)

Air Force One appeared to be storing some dank Mountain Dew cans when a flight attendant went into storage to get the President of the United States some normie Ding Dongs.

When the guy who keeps saying no accidentally activated the magic Rubik's Cube during his flight from the Deceptinormies in Shrek's swamp, the Rubik's Cube's radiation animated a dank Mountain Dew soda machine into a normie robot, named Dispensor. Transformers

At an undetermined point in time, a salty toasteh took some memer's last Mountain Dew bottle. Mountain Dew "Transform Your Summer" Commercial

Capture the Cube

Dewbot, a dank memebot, was disguised as a Mountain Dew vending machine. Capture the Cube

Transform Your Summer

Normieville was transformed into The Memeverse, where a green city covered the landscape, and all water was transformed into Mountain Dew. The cause is unknown, but may be connected to a near-collision of the All Spark and a Mountain Dew bottle in space.

IDW Transformers movie comics

How DARE you give me stale memes?

During the cleanup operations in Mission City, Sam and his hawt bae came under attack by LeafyIsHere, only for the hostile robot to be crushed under MatPat's foot. Upon scanning the ingredients of Mountain Dew, he concluded that the Dew could turn them into normies. Alliance #1

Revenge Of The Fallen

There was a Mountain Dew vending machine in Reeses's Puffs and Dat Boi's dorm. Whether it was a memebot or not is unknown. Revenge of the Fallen