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: ''Robert Epps is a [[human]] in the [[Movie (franchise)|Movie]] [[continuity family]].''
: ''Robert Epps is a <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Human" title="Human">human</a> in the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Movie_%28franchise%29" title="Movie (franchise)">Movie</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Continuity_family" title="Continuity family">continuity family</a>.''


[[Image:Robert_Epps.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Epps waits to become a [[G.I. Joe]] figure.]]
[[Image:|right|300px|thumb|Epps waits to become a G.I. Joe figure.]]
'''Robert Epps''' is a Technical Sergeant in the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/United_States_Military" title="United States Military">United States Air Force</a>. He's under the command of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/William_Lennox" title="William Lennox">Captain William Lennox</a>. He frequently demands the bringing of things, such as "it". He is entitled to wear the scarlet beret of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Special_Tactics" class="extiw" title="wikipedia:Air_Force_Special_Tactics">Air Force Combat Control</a>. This means he made it through "Superman School", so he's one of four <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bumblebee_%28Movie%29" title="Bumblebee (Movie)">characters</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Optimus_Prime_%28Movie%29" title="Optimus Prime (Movie)">referencing</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reggie_Simmons" title="Reggie Simmons">Superman</a>. He keeps a Visa credit card in one of his many back pockets. The one on his left butt cheek, to be specific.


'''Robert Epps''' is a Technical Sergeant in the [[United States Military|United States Air Force]].  He's under the command of [[William Lennox|Captain William Lennox]]. He frequently demands the bringing of things, such as "it". He is entitled to wear the scarlet beret of [[Wikipedia:Air Force Special Tactics|Air Force Combat Control]]. This means he made it through "Superman School", so he's one of four [[Bumblebee (Movie)|characters]] [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|referencing]] [[Reggie Simmons|Superman]]. He keeps a Visa credit card in one of his many back pockets. The one on his left butt cheek, to be specific.
He is never going to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jorge_Figueroa" title="Jorge Figueroa">Jorge Figueroa</a>'s mamma's house.


He is never going to [[Jorge Figueroa]]'s mamma's house.
Epps has 3 daughters, and as of 2007, they were all ga-ga over <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/My_Little_Pony" title="My Little Pony">My Little Pony</a>.<sup id="cite_ref-0" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-0" title="">[1]</a></sup>


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:''Actor:'' <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Tyrese_Gibson" title="Tyrese Gibson">Tyrese Gibson</a> (English), <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jin_Yamanoi" title="Jin Yamanoi">Jin Yamanoi</a> (Japanese-language dub voice)


==Fiction==
[[Image:|left|250px|thumb|He's on fire!]]
===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
Sergeant Epps and the other soldiers under Captain Lennox's command were returning to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/SOCCENT_Forward_Operations_Base" title="SOCCENT Forward Operations Base">SOCCENT Forward Operations Base</a>
:''Actor:'' [[Tyrese Gibson]] (English), [[Jin Yamanoi]] (Japanese-language dub voice)
after some hard duty. When Lennox revealed that wanted to go home to
see his baby girl more than anything else, Epps joined in with the men
in teasing their commander. As night fell, a mysterious <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Blackout_%28Movie%29" title="Blackout (Movie)">MH-53 helicopter</a>
arrived at the base, and after being surrounded by dozens of troops, it
suddenly transformed into a giant robot which proceeded to attack the
base. Epps ran and ordered other soldiers to ready combat stations as
they were under attack. The giant robot narrowly missed crushing him as
he used his digital recorder to take footage of the strange machine.
Fellow soldier <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jorge_Figueroa" title="Jorge Figueroa">Figueroa</a>
saved Epps by firing a sabot round at the robot, which allowed Epps to
escape. Epps linked up with the rest of Lennox's team and the Captain's
little buddy <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mahfouz" title="Mahfouz">Mahfouz</a> and high-tailed it out of the exploding base.


Sergeant Epps and the other soldiers under Captain Lennox's command were returning to [[SOCCENT Forward Operations Base]] after some hard duty. When Lennox revealed that wanted to go home to see his baby girl more than anything else, Epps joined in with the men in teasing their commander. As night fell, a mysterious [[Blackout (Movie)|MH-53 helicopter]] arrived at the base, and after being surrounded by dozens of troops, it suddenly transformed into a giant robot which proceeded to attack the base. Epps ran and ordered other soldiers to ready combat stations as they were under attack. The giant robot narrowly missed crushing him as he used his digital recorder to take footage of the strange machine. Fellow soldier [[Jorge Figueroa|Figueroa]] saved Epps by firing a sabot round at the robot, which allowed Epps to escape. Epps linked up with the rest of Lennox's team and the Captain's little buddy [[Mahfouz]] and high-tailed it out of the exploding base.


[[Image:Movie_LennoxEpps_backpockets.jpg|left|thumb||10: LEFT CHEEK!
[[Image:|right|250px|thumb|10: LEFT CHEEK! 20: GOTO 10]]
20: GOTO 10]]
The next morning, the survivors discussed the previous night's
events, with Epps sharing with them the images he captured, as well as
theorizing that the weapons platform was generating some sort of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Force_field" title="Force field">force field</a>. <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Donnelly" title="Donnelly">Sergeant Donnelly</a>
expressed disbelief at this. Epps then shared the unnerving feeling
that as he was recording the thing, it stared right back at him,
causing an ominous silence to settle among the group. Later that day,
as they made their way to local boy Mahfouz's village, Epps spotted <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Scorponok_%28Movie%29" title="Scorponok (Movie)">a giant metal spike</a>
coming out of the sand aimed at Lennox's back and began firing wildly
into the sand. After Sergeant Donnelly was impaled and killed by the
robotic scorpion, the rest of the men ran for their lives to the cover
of the village. Lennox managed to borrow a cell phone from <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Akram" title="Akram">Akram</a>,
Mahfouz's father, and asked for Epps's wallet for a credit card to make
the call. In between firing rounds from his rifle, Epps barked that it
was in his back pocket, prompting Lennox to protest that he had ten
back pockets. Epps loudly clarified it was his left-cheek back pocket.


The next morning, the survivors discussed the previous night's events, with Epps sharing with them the images he captured, as well as theorizing that the weapons platform was generating some sort of [[force field]]. [[Sergeant Donnelly]] expressed disbelief at this. Epps then shared the unnerving feeling that as he was recording the thing, it stared right back at him, causing an ominous silence to settle among the group. Later that day, as they made their way to local boy Mahfouz's village, Epps spotted [[Scorponok (Movie)|a giant metal spike]] coming out of the sand aimed at Lennox's back and began firing wildly into the sand. After Sergeant Donnelly was impaled and killed by the robotic scorpion, the rest of the men ran for their lives to the cover of the village. Lennox managed to borrow a cell phone from [[Akram]], Mahfouz's father, and asked for Epps's wallet for a credit card to make the call. In between firing rounds from his rifle, Epps barked that it was in his back pocket, prompting Lennox to protest that he had ten back pockets. Epps loudly clarified it was his left-cheek back pocket.


[[Image:Movie_Epps_BringIt.jpg|right|thumb|300px|BRING IT!]]
[[Image:|left|300px|thumb|BRING IT!]]
When contact when the Pentagon was established, Epps coordinated with the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/E-3_Sentry" class="mw-redirect" title="E-3 Sentry">E-3 Sentry</a>
AWACS plane to give orders for the incoming A-10 Thunderbolt IIs of
Strike Package Bravo, indicating the target area killbox one-alpha with
orange flares and laser guidance markers. As the A-10s arrived to
provide air support, he gave them clearance to fire by shouting, "Bring
it!" When their weapons completely failed to dent Scorponok, Lennox
suggested the biggest barrels the Air Force has: the 105 millimeter
cannons of an AC-130 Spectre gunship. This was signaled with a shout of
<a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bring_the_rain" title="Bring the rain">"Bring the rain!"</a>
The resulting fusillade pounded Scorponok into the sand. As the dust
settled, the scorpion got up and dove underground, but not before
leaving part of its damaged tail behind.


When contact when the Pentagon was established, Epps coordinated with the [[E-3 Sentry]] AWACS plane to give orders for the incoming A-10 Thunderbolt IIs of Strike Package Bravo, indicating the target area killbox one-alpha with orange flares and laser guidance markers. As the A-10s arrived to provide air support, he gave them clearance to fire by shouting, "Bring it!" When their weapons completely failed to dent Scorponok, Lennox suggested the biggest barrels the Air Force has: the 105 millimeter cannons of an AC-130 Spectre gunship. This was signaled with a shout of [[Bring the rain|"Bring the rain!"]] The resulting fusillade pounded Scorponok into the sand. As the dust settled, the scorpion got up and dove underground, but not before leaving part of its damaged tail behind.
In the aftermath of combat with Scorponok, Epps and the rest of Lennox's Spec Ops team were ordered home to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/United_States_of_America" title="United States of America">American</a> soil by Secretary of Defense <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/John_Keller" title="John Keller">John Keller</a>,
who had thought everyone at the SOCCENT base was massacred. They took
the end of Scorponok's tail with them on the flight. Doing their own
analysis of the piece of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformer" title="Transformer">robot</a> body, they discovered that its <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Self-regenerating_molecular_armor" title="Self-regenerating molecular armor">Self-regenerating molecular armor</a>
didn't regenerate where hit by sabot rounds, which Epps confirmed were
"something like" a 6000-degree magnesium burn. They called the Pentagon
again, telling them all gunships had to be loaded with sabot rounds to
fight these things.


In the aftermath of combat with Scorponok, Epps and the rest of Lennox's Spec Ops team were ordered home to [[United States of America|American]] soil by Secretary of Defense [[John Keller]], who had thought everyone at the SOCCENT base was massacred. They took the end of Scorponok's tail with them on the flight. Doing their own analysis of the piece of [[Transformer|robot]] body, they discovered that its [[Self-regenerating molecular armor]] didn't regenerate where hit by sabot rounds, which Epps confirmed were "something like" a 6000-degree magnesium burn. They called the Pentagon again, telling them all gunships had to be loaded with sabot rounds to fight these things.
Later, Epps and the team land at <a href="http://tfwiki.net/w2/index.php?title=Nellis_Air_Force_Base&action=edit" class="new" title="Nellis Air Force Base">Nellis Air Force Base</a>. Instead of them being debriefed on site, a guy from <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sector_Seven" title="Sector Seven">Sector Seven</a> grabbed one of their bags and ordered them to come with him. This was confusing, since Sector Seven didn't exist.


Later, Epps and the team land at [[Nellis Air Force Base]]. Instead of them being debriefed on site, a guy from [[Sector Seven]] grabbed one of their bags and ordered them to come with him. This was confusing, since Sector Seven didn't exist.


Epps and the team were driven to [[Hoover Dam]], where they stood around looking awesome in their fatigues as [[Sam Witwicky|other]] [[Mikaela Banes|people]] [[Maggie Madsen|who]] [[Glen Whitmann|knew]] about the alien robots arrived. Everyone filed inside Hoover Dam, where Sector Seven had been hiding the [[Megatron (Movie)|leader]] of the [[Decepticon|evil alien invaders]] and the [[All Spark]] for 80 years. Upon seeing a thick steel door with triple claw marks in it, Epps pondered whether [[wikipedia:Freddy Krueger|Freddy Krueger]] had been in there. [[Glen Whitmann|A geek]] pointed out that Freddy Krueger got four claws—that was [[Wolverine]]! Shortly thereafter, [[Sam Witwicky|a kid]] got in a fight with [[Reggie Simmons]] of Sector Seven over whether or not to release the ''good'' alien robot who'd been disguised as a Camaro. Lennox attempted to settle the argument by putting his sidearm to Simmons' chest, and Epps backed up his Commanding Officer in the geometrically complex standoff that ensued. When Simmons ordered them to stand down under S7 jurisdiction, Epps pointedly reminded Simmons that S7 didn't exist. They won. Losing wasn't really an option for these guys.
[[Image:|right|250px|thumb|Epps was not ready for the hypnotic powers of Glenn Whitmann's hand]]
Epps and the team were driven to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Hoover_Dam" title="Hoover Dam">Hoover Dam</a>, where they stood around looking awesome in their fatigues as <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sam_Witwicky" title="Sam Witwicky">other</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mikaela_Banes" title="Mikaela Banes">people</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Maggie_Madsen" title="Maggie Madsen">who</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Glen_Whitmann" title="Glen Whitmann">knew</a> about the alien robots arrived. Everyone filed inside Hoover Dam, where Sector Seven had been hiding the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Megatron_%28Movie%29" title="Megatron (Movie)">leader</a> of the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Decepticon" title="Decepticon">evil alien invaders</a> and the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/All_Spark_%28Movie%29" title="All Spark (Movie)">All Spark</a> for 80 years. Upon seeing a thick steel door with triple claw marks in it, Epps pondered whether <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger" class="extiw" title="wikipedia:Freddy_Krueger">Freddy Krueger</a> had been in there. <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Glen_Whitmann" title="Glen Whitmann">A geek</a> pointed out that Freddy Krueger got four claws—that was <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Wolverine" title="Wolverine">Wolverine</a>! Shortly thereafter, <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sam_Witwicky" title="Sam Witwicky">a kid</a> got in a fight with <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reggie_Simmons" title="Reggie Simmons">Reggie Simmons</a> of Sector Seven over whether or not to release the ''good''
alien robot who'd been disguised as a Camaro. Lennox attempted to
settle the argument by putting his sidearm to Simmons' chest, and Epps
backed up his Commanding Officer in the geometrically complex standoff
that ensued. When Simmons ordered them to stand down under S7
jurisdiction, Epps pointedly reminded Simmons that S7 didn't exist.
They won. Losing wasn't really an option for these guys.


While everyone was still inside Hoover Dam, the Decepticons attacked, knocking out power. All communications were dead as the giant evil robot leader thawed out. After calling the Air Force with Morse code, the only thing left to do was get the All Spark to [[Mission City]], where it could be hidden in the urban jungle until the military arrived to evacuate it by helicopter. Epps complained when handed a couple of very large shortwave radios that they were "Radio Shack dinosaur radios, won't be able to work more than 20 miles." His group then stopped after spotting an F-22 Raptor, which turned out to be [[Starscream (Movie)|alien and unfriendly]].


Later, making a stand in Mission City, Lennox and Epps ordered their air support to "bring the rain" again. Stuff got '''brought'''. While the Air Force brought it, Epps and the rest of the team fought [[Brawl (Movie)|the Decepticon tank]] with all five of the [[Autobot|good robots]], which almost got him killed. Luckily, [[Bumblebee (Movie)|that robot Camaro]] zipped in on the back of a tow truck and saved him. Then he helped Lennox kill [[Blackout (Movie)|that helicopter]] who'd killed their comrades in Qatar. {{storylink|Transformers (2007)|Transformers}}
[[Image:|left|250px|thumb|Ready, once again, to BRING IT!]]
While everyone was still inside Hoover Dam, the Decepticons
attacked, knocking out power. All communications were dead as the giant
evil robot leader thawed out. After calling the Air Force with Morse
code, the only thing left to do was get the All Spark to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mission_City" title="Mission City">Mission City</a>,
where it could be hidden in the urban jungle until the military arrived
to evacuate it by helicopter. Epps complained when handed a couple of
very large shortwave radios that they were "Radio Shack dinosaur
radios, won't be able to work more than 20 miles." His group then
stopped after spotting an F-22 Raptor, which turned out to be <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Starscream_%28Movie%29" title="Starscream (Movie)">alien and unfriendly</a>.


Later, making a stand in Mission City, Lennox and Epps ordered their air support to "bring the rain" again. Stuff got '''brought'''. While the Air Force brought it, Epps and the rest of the team fought <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Brawl_%28Movie%29" title="Brawl (Movie)">the Decepticon tank</a> with all five of the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Autobot" title="Autobot">good robots</a>, which almost got him killed. Luckily, <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bumblebee_%28Movie%29" title="Bumblebee (Movie)">that robot Camaro</a> zipped in on the back of a tow truck and saved him. Then he helped Lennox kill <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Blackout_%28Movie%29" title="Blackout (Movie)">that helicopter</a> who'd killed their comrades in Qatar.  <span style="border-style: solid; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-width: 0pt 1px; padding: 0pt 5px; font-size: 10px; background-color: rgb(236, 236, 236);" class="tt1_nowrap"><a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_%282007%29" title="Transformers (2007)">Transformers</a></span>
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==Toys==
 
===Transformers (2007)===
 
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Short after the battle in Mission City, Epps and the rest of
Lennox's men became acquainted with the good robots known as the
Autobots, in particular the gruff soldier <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ironhide_%28Movie%29" title="Ironhide (Movie)">Ironhide</a>, while the hunted rogue <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/All_Spark_%28Movie%29" title="All Spark (Movie)">All Spark</a> mutation Transformers. After the creatures had been destroyed, Epps found an abandoned trailer <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Optimus_Prime_%28Movie%29" title="Optimus Prime (Movie)">Optimus Prime</a> could use to transport <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jazz_%28Movie%29" title="Jazz (Movie)">Jazz's</a>
remains out of the city. As Ironhide somberly placed his comrade's body
into the container, Lennox, Epps and the men lowered their heads in
honour of the 'bot who saved their lives. Just before the Autobots
left, Epps was surprised to find Optimus had a driver sitting in his
seat. He thought the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Peter_Cullen" title="Peter Cullen">holographic projection</a>
suited Prime perfectly. After they left, Agent Simmons of Sector Seven
showed up, wanting to know the details of the battle and offering them
a place within the organisation. Epps let Lennox do the talking, but
their excuse was ruined when Sam Witwicky called Epp's phone, letting
Simmons know the Autobots had escaped.
 
A month later, Simmons convinced Lennox and Epps to request the
assistance of the Autobots in transporting the Decepticon corpses to
their naval yards for disposal. <span style="border-style: solid; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-width: 0pt 1px; padding: 0pt 5px; font-size: 10px; background-color: rgb(236, 236, 236);" class="tt1_nowrap"><a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Alliance_issue_1" title="Alliance issue 1">Alliance issue 1</a></span>
 
 
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<span style="font-size: 125%; font-weight: 900;">I want to tell you about the Transformers!</span><hr>
''This character article is a [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Category:Character_stubs_missing_fiction" title="Category:Character stubs missing fiction">stub</a> and is missing information on their '''fictional appearances'''. You can help '''Transformers Wiki''' by <a href="http://tfwiki.net/w2/index.php?title=Robert_Epps&action=edit expanding it].''
 
 
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[[Image:|right|300px|thumb|Poor Fig]]
*'''Desert Attack''' (Screen Battles, 2007)
*'''Desert Attack''' (Screen Battles, 2007)
:''Japanese ID number:'' '''SB-03'''
*''Japanese ID number:'' '''SB-03'''


[[Image:Movie_ScreenBattles_DesertSoldiers.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Poor Fig]]


:This pack features a Deluxe Scorponok repainted with 'sand' paint applications on his body and comes with non-posable figurines of Sergeant Epps, Jorge Figueroa and Sergeant Donnelly (though he would be dead at this point). They are packaged in a special window box featuring a diorama depicting the battle at Mahfouz's village.
: This pack features a Deluxe Scorponok repainted with 'sand'
paint applications on his body and comes with non-posable figurines of
Sergeant Epps, Jorge Figueroa and Sergeant Donnelly (though he would be
dead at this point). They are packaged in a special window box
featuring a diorama depicting the battle at Mahfouz's village.


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<ol class="references"><li id="cite_note-0"><a href="#cite_ref-0" title="">↑</a> <tt>‹Epps dug into a pocket and pulled out a photo.  [...] three little girls looked back at the viewer.›</tt>, ''Epps attemps to disillusion Lennox about fatherhood by showing him a picture of his daughters.'' — <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Movie_%28books%29" title="Movie (books)">Del Rey Books</a>, <u><a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_%28novel%29" title="Transformers (novel)">Transformers</a></u>, p14, (<a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/2007" title="2007">2007</a>)</ol>
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Robert Epps is a <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Human" title="Human">human</a> in the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Movie_%28franchise%29" title="Movie (franchise)">Movie</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Continuity_family" title="Continuity family">continuity family</a>.

[[Image:|right|300px|thumb|Epps waits to become a G.I. Joe figure.]] Robert Epps is a Technical Sergeant in the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/United_States_Military" title="United States Military">United States Air Force</a>. He's under the command of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/William_Lennox" title="William Lennox">Captain William Lennox</a>. He frequently demands the bringing of things, such as "it". He is entitled to wear the scarlet beret of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Special_Tactics" class="extiw" title="wikipedia:Air_Force_Special_Tactics">Air Force Combat Control</a>. This means he made it through "Superman School", so he's one of four <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bumblebee_%28Movie%29" title="Bumblebee (Movie)">characters</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Optimus_Prime_%28Movie%29" title="Optimus Prime (Movie)">referencing</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reggie_Simmons" title="Reggie Simmons">Superman</a>. He keeps a Visa credit card in one of his many back pockets. The one on his left butt cheek, to be specific.

He is never going to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jorge_Figueroa" title="Jorge Figueroa">Jorge Figueroa</a>'s mamma's house.

Epps has 3 daughters, and as of 2007, they were all ga-ga over <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/My_Little_Pony" title="My Little Pony">My Little Pony</a>.<sup id="cite_ref-0" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-0" title="">[1]</a></sup>

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Actor: <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Tyrese_Gibson" title="Tyrese Gibson">Tyrese Gibson</a> (English), <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jin_Yamanoi" title="Jin Yamanoi">Jin Yamanoi</a> (Japanese-language dub voice)

[[Image:|left|250px|thumb|He's on fire!]] Sergeant Epps and the other soldiers under Captain Lennox's command were returning to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/SOCCENT_Forward_Operations_Base" title="SOCCENT Forward Operations Base">SOCCENT Forward Operations Base</a> after some hard duty. When Lennox revealed that wanted to go home to see his baby girl more than anything else, Epps joined in with the men in teasing their commander. As night fell, a mysterious <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Blackout_%28Movie%29" title="Blackout (Movie)">MH-53 helicopter</a> arrived at the base, and after being surrounded by dozens of troops, it suddenly transformed into a giant robot which proceeded to attack the base. Epps ran and ordered other soldiers to ready combat stations as they were under attack. The giant robot narrowly missed crushing him as he used his digital recorder to take footage of the strange machine. Fellow soldier <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jorge_Figueroa" title="Jorge Figueroa">Figueroa</a> saved Epps by firing a sabot round at the robot, which allowed Epps to escape. Epps linked up with the rest of Lennox's team and the Captain's little buddy <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mahfouz" title="Mahfouz">Mahfouz</a> and high-tailed it out of the exploding base.


[[Image:|right|250px|thumb|10: LEFT CHEEK! 20: GOTO 10]] The next morning, the survivors discussed the previous night's events, with Epps sharing with them the images he captured, as well as theorizing that the weapons platform was generating some sort of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Force_field" title="Force field">force field</a>. <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Donnelly" title="Donnelly">Sergeant Donnelly</a> expressed disbelief at this. Epps then shared the unnerving feeling that as he was recording the thing, it stared right back at him, causing an ominous silence to settle among the group. Later that day, as they made their way to local boy Mahfouz's village, Epps spotted <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Scorponok_%28Movie%29" title="Scorponok (Movie)">a giant metal spike</a> coming out of the sand aimed at Lennox's back and began firing wildly into the sand. After Sergeant Donnelly was impaled and killed by the robotic scorpion, the rest of the men ran for their lives to the cover of the village. Lennox managed to borrow a cell phone from <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Akram" title="Akram">Akram</a>, Mahfouz's father, and asked for Epps's wallet for a credit card to make the call. In between firing rounds from his rifle, Epps barked that it was in his back pocket, prompting Lennox to protest that he had ten back pockets. Epps loudly clarified it was his left-cheek back pocket.


[[Image:|left|300px|thumb|BRING IT!]] When contact when the Pentagon was established, Epps coordinated with the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/E-3_Sentry" class="mw-redirect" title="E-3 Sentry">E-3 Sentry</a> AWACS plane to give orders for the incoming A-10 Thunderbolt IIs of Strike Package Bravo, indicating the target area killbox one-alpha with orange flares and laser guidance markers. As the A-10s arrived to provide air support, he gave them clearance to fire by shouting, "Bring it!" When their weapons completely failed to dent Scorponok, Lennox suggested the biggest barrels the Air Force has: the 105 millimeter cannons of an AC-130 Spectre gunship. This was signaled with a shout of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bring_the_rain" title="Bring the rain">"Bring the rain!"</a> The resulting fusillade pounded Scorponok into the sand. As the dust settled, the scorpion got up and dove underground, but not before leaving part of its damaged tail behind.

In the aftermath of combat with Scorponok, Epps and the rest of Lennox's Spec Ops team were ordered home to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/United_States_of_America" title="United States of America">American</a> soil by Secretary of Defense <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/John_Keller" title="John Keller">John Keller</a>, who had thought everyone at the SOCCENT base was massacred. They took the end of Scorponok's tail with them on the flight. Doing their own analysis of the piece of <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformer" title="Transformer">robot</a> body, they discovered that its <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Self-regenerating_molecular_armor" title="Self-regenerating molecular armor">Self-regenerating molecular armor</a> didn't regenerate where hit by sabot rounds, which Epps confirmed were "something like" a 6000-degree magnesium burn. They called the Pentagon again, telling them all gunships had to be loaded with sabot rounds to fight these things.

Later, Epps and the team land at <a href="http://tfwiki.net/w2/index.php?title=Nellis_Air_Force_Base&action=edit" class="new" title="Nellis Air Force Base">Nellis Air Force Base</a>. Instead of them being debriefed on site, a guy from <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sector_Seven" title="Sector Seven">Sector Seven</a> grabbed one of their bags and ordered them to come with him. This was confusing, since Sector Seven didn't exist.


[[Image:|right|250px|thumb|Epps was not ready for the hypnotic powers of Glenn Whitmann's hand]] Epps and the team were driven to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Hoover_Dam" title="Hoover Dam">Hoover Dam</a>, where they stood around looking awesome in their fatigues as <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sam_Witwicky" title="Sam Witwicky">other</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mikaela_Banes" title="Mikaela Banes">people</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Maggie_Madsen" title="Maggie Madsen">who</a> <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Glen_Whitmann" title="Glen Whitmann">knew</a> about the alien robots arrived. Everyone filed inside Hoover Dam, where Sector Seven had been hiding the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Megatron_%28Movie%29" title="Megatron (Movie)">leader</a> of the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Decepticon" title="Decepticon">evil alien invaders</a> and the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/All_Spark_%28Movie%29" title="All Spark (Movie)">All Spark</a> for 80 years. Upon seeing a thick steel door with triple claw marks in it, Epps pondered whether <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger" class="extiw" title="wikipedia:Freddy_Krueger">Freddy Krueger</a> had been in there. <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Glen_Whitmann" title="Glen Whitmann">A geek</a> pointed out that Freddy Krueger got four claws—that was <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Wolverine" title="Wolverine">Wolverine</a>! Shortly thereafter, <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sam_Witwicky" title="Sam Witwicky">a kid</a> got in a fight with <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reggie_Simmons" title="Reggie Simmons">Reggie Simmons</a> of Sector Seven over whether or not to release the good alien robot who'd been disguised as a Camaro. Lennox attempted to settle the argument by putting his sidearm to Simmons' chest, and Epps backed up his Commanding Officer in the geometrically complex standoff that ensued. When Simmons ordered them to stand down under S7 jurisdiction, Epps pointedly reminded Simmons that S7 didn't exist. They won. Losing wasn't really an option for these guys.


[[Image:|left|250px|thumb|Ready, once again, to BRING IT!]] While everyone was still inside Hoover Dam, the Decepticons attacked, knocking out power. All communications were dead as the giant evil robot leader thawed out. After calling the Air Force with Morse code, the only thing left to do was get the All Spark to <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mission_City" title="Mission City">Mission City</a>, where it could be hidden in the urban jungle until the military arrived to evacuate it by helicopter. Epps complained when handed a couple of very large shortwave radios that they were "Radio Shack dinosaur radios, won't be able to work more than 20 miles." His group then stopped after spotting an F-22 Raptor, which turned out to be <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Starscream_%28Movie%29" title="Starscream (Movie)">alien and unfriendly</a>.

Later, making a stand in Mission City, Lennox and Epps ordered their air support to "bring the rain" again. Stuff got brought. While the Air Force brought it, Epps and the rest of the team fought <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Brawl_%28Movie%29" title="Brawl (Movie)">the Decepticon tank</a> with all five of the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Autobot" title="Autobot">good robots</a>, which almost got him killed. Luckily, <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bumblebee_%28Movie%29" title="Bumblebee (Movie)">that robot Camaro</a> zipped in on the back of a tow truck and saved him. Then he helped Lennox kill <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Blackout_%28Movie%29" title="Blackout (Movie)">that helicopter</a> who'd killed their comrades in Qatar. <span style="border-style: solid; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-width: 0pt 1px; padding: 0pt 5px; font-size: 10px; background-color: rgb(236, 236, 236);" class="tt1_nowrap"><a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_%282007%29" title="Transformers (2007)">Transformers</a></span>


<a name="IDW_Transformers_movie_comics"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="http://tfwiki.net/w2/index.php?title=Robert_Epps&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: IDW Transformers movie comics">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline">IDW Transformers movie comics</span></h3> Short after the battle in Mission City, Epps and the rest of Lennox's men became acquainted with the good robots known as the Autobots, in particular the gruff soldier <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ironhide_%28Movie%29" title="Ironhide (Movie)">Ironhide</a>, while the hunted rogue <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/All_Spark_%28Movie%29" title="All Spark (Movie)">All Spark</a> mutation Transformers. After the creatures had been destroyed, Epps found an abandoned trailer <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Optimus_Prime_%28Movie%29" title="Optimus Prime (Movie)">Optimus Prime</a> could use to transport <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jazz_%28Movie%29" title="Jazz (Movie)">Jazz's</a> remains out of the city. As Ironhide somberly placed his comrade's body into the container, Lennox, Epps and the men lowered their heads in honour of the 'bot who saved their lives. Just before the Autobots left, Epps was surprised to find Optimus had a driver sitting in his seat. He thought the <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Peter_Cullen" title="Peter Cullen">holographic projection</a> suited Prime perfectly. After they left, Agent Simmons of Sector Seven showed up, wanting to know the details of the battle and offering them a place within the organisation. Epps let Lennox do the talking, but their excuse was ruined when Sam Witwicky called Epp's phone, letting Simmons know the Autobots had escaped.

A month later, Simmons convinced Lennox and Epps to request the assistance of the Autobots in transporting the Decepticon corpses to their naval yards for disposal. <span style="border-style: solid; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-width: 0pt 1px; padding: 0pt 5px; font-size: 10px; background-color: rgb(236, 236, 236);" class="tt1_nowrap"><a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Alliance_issue_1" title="Alliance issue 1">Alliance issue 1</a></span>


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  • Desert Attack (Screen Battles, 2007)
  • Japanese ID number: SB-03


This pack features a Deluxe Scorponok repainted with 'sand'

paint applications on his body and comes with non-posable figurines of Sergeant Epps, Jorge Figueroa and Sergeant Donnelly (though he would be dead at this point). They are packaged in a special window box featuring a diorama depicting the battle at Mahfouz's village.

<a name="References"></a><h2><span class="editsection">[<a href="http://tfwiki.net/w2/index.php?title=Robert_Epps&action=edit&section=6" title="Edit section: References">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline">References</span></h2> <ol class="references"><li id="cite_note-0"><a href="#cite_ref-0" title="">↑</a> <tt>‹Epps dug into a pocket and pulled out a photo. [...] three little girls looked back at the viewer.›</tt>, Epps attemps to disillusion Lennox about fatherhood by showing him a picture of his daughters. — <a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Movie_%28books%29" title="Movie (books)">Del Rey Books</a>, <u><a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_%28novel%29" title="Transformers (novel)">Transformers</a></u>, p14, (<a href="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/2007" title="2007">2007</a>)</ol>