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<td>{{disambig2|the possible Allspark mutation|Blaster's brother in the Marvel Comics|Toaster}} | |||
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:''The toaster bot is a [[Transformer|Transformer]] from the [[Movie (franchise)|2007 movie franchise]] in the [[Live-action film series|live-action film]] [[Continuity family|continuity family]].'' | |||
[[Image:Toaster dew.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Transformers 2: Electric Dewgaloo]] | |||
The '''toaster bot''' is a<s>n</s> <s>evil</s> mischievous Transformer secretly living with three twenty-something humans in an apartment flat. He conceals himself in the form of a 4-slot bread searing machine (a toaster) usually located on the kitchen counter. He has revealed himself only to one of his roommates ("the Patsy") and he is now attempting to drive him mad. | |||
The toaster bot's robot mode is a bipedal robot about 1.5 feet tall with red glowing internal parts (possibly heating elements.) His most distinctive feature is an articulated 'tail' from which he rapidly spins his retractable power plug like a flail. He cannot speak English, but appears to understand it. In toaster mode, he is capable of concealing a small payload within his frame (such as a 20 oz bottle). However, doing so prevents actual toast from being inserted inside of him, and thus partially compromises his disguise. | |||
==Fiction== | |||
While the Patsy and his other roommates were out, the toaster bot snuck into the fridge and stole the Patsy's last 20 oz [[Mountain Dew|Mountain Dew]]. When he returned to find it missing, the Patsy reasoned aloud that the toaster must have taken it to aggravate him in increasingly accusatory tones until his roommates intervened to calm him down—whereupon the the toaster bot Transformed behind their backs and performs a taunting 'touchdown dance', rubbing himself obscenely against the cool and glistening surface of the Dew bottle while the Pasty shrieked in impotent rage.<sup id="cite_ref-0" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-0" title="">[1]</a></sup> | |||
==Roommates== | |||
==="The Patsy"=== | |||
[[Image:Toaster roommate punkd.jpg|left|180px|thumb|ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!]] | |||
The Patsy knows his toaster is both alive... and evil. He's seen it, moving around, causing trouble when no one else is paying attention—but for some reason ''he'' always gets blamed for the toaster's mischief! | |||
The Patsy at least partially doubts his own sanity in the face of the toaster's growing campaign of <s>terror</s> humiliation, and he has begun to construct elaborate logical proofs for the toaster bot's existence... that fail to convince his roommates, but leave the toaster bot in stitches. | |||
One of these days he's going to get that the toaster bot, yes he will! And ''then'' we'll see who the crazy one around here is! Ha! ''Ha ha ha ha ha...'' | |||
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===The couch guys=== | |||
[[Image:Toaster roommates couch.jpg|right|180px|thumb|We got the couch, now all we need is find three girls and we can start our own show]] | |||
The Patsy's roommates think he's crazy for projecting all his insecurities and failings onto the toaster, he needs a girlfriend to project his failings and insecurities onto like a normal guy. | |||
Oh, God, is he yelling again? Yeah, okay, we'll do something about it... as soon as it's a commercial. Well, not if it's one of those delightful Mac/PC ads... | |||
==Notes== | |||
* He gets his designation from his [http://benprocter.com/SITEv2/HTML/ZOOM_Trans/ZOOM_64.html character model designs]. | |||
*Though the toaster bot's origins are not explicitly stated, it is possible he is an [[Allspark Mutation|Allspark Mutation]] of the type seen in the [[Transformers (2007)|2007 film]]. | |||
==References== | |||
<ol class="references"><li id="cite_note-0"><a href="#cite_ref-0" title="">↑</a> The 'Toaster' Transform Your Summer Mountain Dew commercial.</ol> | |||
==External links== | |||
* [http://pepsi.yahoo.com/transformyoursummer/video.php 'Toaster' commercial on the Transform Your Summer website.] (currently down) | |||
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| This article is about the possible Allspark mutation. For Blaster's brother in the Marvel Comics, see Toaster. |
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| This article is about a toaster. For a Transformer who likes toast, see Ramjet (G1). |
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- The toaster bot is a Transformer from the 2007 movie franchise in the live-action film continuity family.
The toaster bot is a<s>n</s> <s>evil</s> mischievous Transformer secretly living with three twenty-something humans in an apartment flat. He conceals himself in the form of a 4-slot bread searing machine (a toaster) usually located on the kitchen counter. He has revealed himself only to one of his roommates ("the Patsy") and he is now attempting to drive him mad.
The toaster bot's robot mode is a bipedal robot about 1.5 feet tall with red glowing internal parts (possibly heating elements.) His most distinctive feature is an articulated 'tail' from which he rapidly spins his retractable power plug like a flail. He cannot speak English, but appears to understand it. In toaster mode, he is capable of concealing a small payload within his frame (such as a 20 oz bottle). However, doing so prevents actual toast from being inserted inside of him, and thus partially compromises his disguise.
Fiction
While the Patsy and his other roommates were out, the toaster bot snuck into the fridge and stole the Patsy's last 20 oz Mountain Dew. When he returned to find it missing, the Patsy reasoned aloud that the toaster must have taken it to aggravate him in increasingly accusatory tones until his roommates intervened to calm him down—whereupon the the toaster bot Transformed behind their backs and performs a taunting 'touchdown dance', rubbing himself obscenely against the cool and glistening surface of the Dew bottle while the Pasty shrieked in impotent rage.<sup id="cite_ref-0" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-0" title="">[1]</a></sup>
Roommates
"The Patsy"
The Patsy knows his toaster is both alive... and evil. He's seen it, moving around, causing trouble when no one else is paying attention—but for some reason he always gets blamed for the toaster's mischief!
The Patsy at least partially doubts his own sanity in the face of the toaster's growing campaign of <s>terror</s> humiliation, and he has begun to construct elaborate logical proofs for the toaster bot's existence... that fail to convince his roommates, but leave the toaster bot in stitches.
One of these days he's going to get that the toaster bot, yes he will! And then we'll see who the crazy one around here is! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha...
The couch guys
The Patsy's roommates think he's crazy for projecting all his insecurities and failings onto the toaster, he needs a girlfriend to project his failings and insecurities onto like a normal guy.
Oh, God, is he yelling again? Yeah, okay, we'll do something about it... as soon as it's a commercial. Well, not if it's one of those delightful Mac/PC ads...
Notes
- He gets his designation from his character model designs.
- Though the toaster bot's origins are not explicitly stated, it is possible he is an Allspark Mutation of the type seen in the 2007 film.
References
<ol class="references"><li id="cite_note-0"><a href="#cite_ref-0" title="">↑</a> The 'Toaster' Transform Your Summer Mountain Dew commercial.</ol>
External links
- 'Toaster' commercial on the Transform Your Summer website. (currently down)
