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==Toys== | ==Toys== | ||
===Revenge of the Fallen=== | |||
*'''Ejector''' (Scout Class, 2009) | |||
Only one thing is known: based on his stats, he is one brave little toaster. | |||
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==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 07:30, 9 July 2009
- Ejector is an Allspark Mutation and Decepticon from the live-action film continuity family.
Ejector is an evil mischievous Transformer secretly living with three twenty-something humans in an apartment flat. He conceals himself in the form of a 4-slot bread searing machine (a toaster) usually located on the kitchen counter. He has revealed himself only to one of his roommates ("the patsy") and he is now attempting to drive him mad.
Ejector's robot mode is a bipedal robot about 1.5 feet tall with red glowing internal parts (possibly heating elements.) His most distinctive feature is an articulated 'tail' from which he rapidly spins his retractable power plug like a flail. He cannot speak English, but appears to understand it. In toaster mode, he is capable of concealing a small payload within his frame (such as a 20 oz bottle). However, doing so prevents actual toast from being inserted inside of him, and thus partially compromises his disguise.
Fiction
Transformers (2007)
While the Patsy and his other roommates were out, Ejector snuck into the fridge and stole the Patsy's last 20 oz Mountain Dew. When he returned to find it missing, the Patsy reasoned aloud that the toaster must have taken it to aggravate him in increasingly accusatory tones until his roommates intervened to calm him down—whereupon Ejector transformed behind their backs and performed a taunting "touchdown dance", rubbing himself obscenely against the cool and glistening surface of the Dew bottle while the Patsy shrieked in impotent rage.[1]
Revenge of the Fallen
Ejector was brought to life when Sam Witwicky dropped a piece of the Allspark. Along with his fellow Appliancebots, he tried to attack Sam but was blasted by Bumblebee for his troubles. Revenge of the Fallen When Robots Attack!
Roommates
"The Patsy"
The Patsy knows his toaster is both alive...and evil. He's seen it moving around, causing trouble when no one else is paying attention—but for some reason he always gets blamed for the toaster's mischief!
The Patsy at least partially doubts his own sanity in the face of the toaster's growing campaign of terror humiliation, and he has begun to construct elaborate logical proofs for Ejector's existence... that fail to convince his roommates, but leave Ejector in stitches.
One of these days, he's going to get that Ejector, yes he will! And then we'll see who the crazy one around here is! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha...
The couch guys
The Patsy's roommates think he's crazy for projecting all his insecurities and failings onto the toaster. They figure he needs a girlfriend to project his failings and insecurities onto, like a normal guy.
Oh, God, is he yelling again? Yeah, okay, we'll do something about it...as soon as it's a commercial. Well, not if it's one of those delightful Mac/PC ads...
Toys
Revenge of the Fallen
- Ejector (Scout Class, 2009)
Only one thing is known: based on his stats, he is one brave little toaster.
References
- ↑ The "Toaster" commercial for the "Transform Your Summer" Mountain Dew campaign.
