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:''Jesus is the last resort of the desperate in the [[Movie (franchise)|live-action Movie continuity]].'' | :''Jesus is the last resort of the desperate in the [[Movie (franchise)|live-action Movie continuity]].'' | ||
[[Image:SeasonsInFlight-jebus.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hey, Jesus, [[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] likes listening to [[Madonna|your mom.]]]] | |||
'''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car. | '''Jesus''' is presumably a [[human]], but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, [[Sam Witwicky]] and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick [[Ron Witwicky|Sam's father]] into buying Sam a car. | ||
Revision as of 18:23, 25 February 2010
- Jesus is the last resort of the desperate in the live-action Movie continuity.
Jesus is presumably a human, but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, Sam Witwicky and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.
Fiction
Transformers (2007)
Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"
Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a car dealership with his father. Transformers
Notes
- In the Generation 1 Marvel UK comic issue "Stargazing", Starscream claims that Christmas is a celebration of the birth of someone called "Christ". Some suggest that Christ and Jesus are one and the same—a deity, in fact—but there is no canon evidence for this.
- Another persistent rumor is that Jesus once died and came back to life. Given this (and the fact that he has only been referred to in dialogue, never established in person), he may simply be a metaphor for Optimus Prime.
