Candy Mix

I expect the Wiki to reimburse me the $2.50 I spent on this. -hx

Revenge of the Fallen Candy Mix is a variety pack of Transformers-themed treats made available around Halloween 2009. Manufactured by Frankford Candy & Chocolate Company, the Candy Mix is a whopping 17.19 ounce (that's over a pound) bag of confectionary hell. The packaging prominently features the Revenge trade dress, and a big ol' stock image of Starscream on either side.

Contents

I almost choked to death on one.

Candy Shields

• Similar in size and consistency to PEZ, but with various berry flavors, Candy Shields come four to a pack. The shields are designed to resemble the Autobot and Decepticon faction shields. Each pack features Starscream on the wrapper.

What's ancient Cybertronian for DO NOT EAT?

Fruit Chews

• Blue, raspberry shaped chews. These come two to a package, with an outer wrapper featuring Skids and Mudflap. The inner wrappers feature Cybertronian glyphs. Wonder what they mean?

Transforms your day into a diabetic coma.

Gummy

• A quarter-sized gummy candy shaped like Autobot or Decepticon shields. Both appear to be berry-flavored. The wrapper features Bumblebee.

Tastes as great as it looks.

Gum Rocks

• A packet of gum pieces that are intended to resemble crumbled asphalt. Delicious! The wrapper features Optimus Prime, although you'd think Devastator would be the obvious choice.