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When [[Unicron]] arrived to devour [[Earth]], only Cobra-La could stop him. They had developed a [[Metal-eating spore|metal-eating fungus]] that threatened to destroy Unicron, while Unicron could simply have buried them alive. Forced into stalemate, the Chaos Bringer made a deal: Unicron would leave Earth alone for a few thousand years, and Cobra-La would go into exile. When mankind had grown sufficiently numerous and advanced, they would contact Unicron, and he would return and devour them. After the apocalypse, Cobra-La would be allowed to keep the planet for themselves. Unicron departed and Cobra-La exiled themselves into the Himalayas. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}} They still kept the spores just in case Unicron changed his mind, and created the [[Yeti]] to farm them. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}
When [[Unicron]] arrived to devour [[Earth]], only Cobra-La could stop him. They had developed a [[Metal-eating spore|metal-eating fungus]] that threatened to destroy Unicron, while Unicron could simply have buried them alive. Forced into stalemate, the Chaos Bringer made a deal: Unicron would leave Earth alone for a few thousand years, and Cobra-La would go into exile. When mankind had grown sufficiently numerous and advanced, they would contact Unicron, and he would return and devour them. After the apocalypse, Cobra-La would be allowed to keep the planet for themselves. Unicron departed and Cobra-La exiled themselves into the Himalayas. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}} They still kept the spores just in case Unicron changed his mind, and created the [[Yeti]] to farm them. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}


At some point in the next 160,000 years, a [[Decepticon]] ship crashed in the Himalayas. The damaged occupants struck a deal with Cobra-La, who gave them organic [[Pretender]] shells in exchange for their servitude. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}} Meanwhile, the memory of Cobra-La stuck in some [[Tibet]]an humans, who had a legend about "Kohbrala, the men beneath the mountain". In 1978, the [[Adventure Team (G.I. Joe)|Adventure Team]] strolled too close to Cobra-La's territory, and they responded by killing a few of the intruders and capturing the rest. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}} Some 25 years later, they deemed that humanity was ripe for the picking, and recruited [[Doctor Mindbender]] to contact Unicron for them. {{storylink|G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers II issue 4}}
At some point during the 20th century, a [[Decepticon]] ship crashed in the Himalayas. The damaged occupants struck a deal with Cobra-La, who gave them organic [[Pretender]] shells in exchange for their servitude. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}} Meanwhile, the memory of Cobra-La stuck in some [[Tibet]]an humans, who had a legend about "Kohbrala, the men beneath the mountain". In 1978, the [[Adventure Team (G.I. Joe)|Adventure Team]] strolled too close to Cobra-La's territory, and they responded by killing a few of the intruders and capturing the rest. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}} Some 25 years later, they deemed that humanity was ripe for the picking, and recruited [[Doctor Mindbender]] to contact Unicron for them. {{storylink|G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers II issue 4}}


Cobra-La knew that there were [[Autobot]]s on Earth, and that this might affect Unicron's return for the worse. Due to an alliance with [[Destro]], they tracked the Autobots to their [[Arc II|headquarters]] and sent the [[Pretender Monster]]s to get rid if them. However, [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Hawk (G.I. Joe)|Hawk]] knew that something was up, and made their way to the Himalayas to investigate. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}} Despite sending [[Bludgeon (G1)|Bludgeon]], Yeti and a bunch of troops their way, Cobra-La failed to stop the heroes, who found and stole their spare metal-eating fungus. Golobulus was unaware, though, and was holding a victory ceremony/sacrifice at the heart of Cobra-La when [[G.I. Joe (team)|G.I. Joe]] suddenly broke in and assaulted them. After an extended battle, Cobra-La's warriors were defeated, and their spores were used to kill Unicron. Golobulus and the other higher-ups were captured and put on trial for crimes against humanity, but what happened to the rest of the civilization afterwards is unknown. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}
Cobra-La knew that there were [[Autobot]]s on Earth, and that this might affect Unicron's return for the worse. Due to an alliance with [[Destro]], they tracked the Autobots to their [[Arc II|headquarters]] and sent the [[Pretender Monster]]s to get rid if them. However, [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] and [[Hawk (G.I. Joe)|Hawk]] knew that something was up, and made their way to the Himalayas to investigate. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2}} Despite sending [[Bludgeon (G1)|Bludgeon]], Yeti and a bunch of troops their way, Cobra-La failed to stop the heroes, who found and stole their spare metal-eating fungus. Golobulus was unaware, though, and was holding a victory ceremony/sacrifice at the heart of Cobra-La when [[G.I. Joe (team)|G.I. Joe]] suddenly broke in and assaulted them. After an extended battle, Cobra-La's warriors were defeated, and their spores were used to kill Unicron. Golobulus and the other higher-ups were captured and put on trial for crimes against humanity, but what happened to the rest of the civilization afterwards is unknown. {{storylink|Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2}}

Revision as of 15:04, 7 April 2010

Cobra-La is a group of weirdos from the Generation 1 continuity family.

Cobra-La is a bizarre, ancient civilization hidden away in the Himalayas. They use organic technology and despise humanity for not doing the same.

Members include the half-serpent, crab-armored ruler, Golobulus, the silent powerhouse Nemesis Enforcer, the deadly and not-so-beautiful Pythona, many axe-wielding soldiers, and a vast array of big, ugly critters.

Fiction

G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers

The Cobra-La civilization existed on Earth as far back as 160,000 years in the past, and nobody really knew where they came from. Some humans at the time believed them to be from another world, "the children of a horrible, long dead, Old God."

When Unicron arrived to devour Earth, only Cobra-La could stop him. They had developed a metal-eating fungus that threatened to destroy Unicron, while Unicron could simply have buried them alive. Forced into stalemate, the Chaos Bringer made a deal: Unicron would leave Earth alone for a few thousand years, and Cobra-La would go into exile. When mankind had grown sufficiently numerous and advanced, they would contact Unicron, and he would return and devour them. After the apocalypse, Cobra-La would be allowed to keep the planet for themselves. Unicron departed and Cobra-La exiled themselves into the Himalayas. Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2 They still kept the spores just in case Unicron changed his mind, and created the Yeti to farm them. Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2

At some point during the 20th century, a Decepticon ship crashed in the Himalayas. The damaged occupants struck a deal with Cobra-La, who gave them organic Pretender shells in exchange for their servitude. Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2 Meanwhile, the memory of Cobra-La stuck in some Tibetan humans, who had a legend about "Kohbrala, the men beneath the mountain". In 1978, the Adventure Team strolled too close to Cobra-La's territory, and they responded by killing a few of the intruders and capturing the rest. Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2 Some 25 years later, they deemed that humanity was ripe for the picking, and recruited Doctor Mindbender to contact Unicron for them. G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers II issue 4

Cobra-La knew that there were Autobots on Earth, and that this might affect Unicron's return for the worse. Due to an alliance with Destro, they tracked the Autobots to their headquarters and sent the Pretender Monsters to get rid if them. However, Optimus Prime and Hawk knew that something was up, and made their way to the Himalayas to investigate. Black Horizon, Part 1 of 2 Despite sending Bludgeon, Yeti and a bunch of troops their way, Cobra-La failed to stop the heroes, who found and stole their spare metal-eating fungus. Golobulus was unaware, though, and was holding a victory ceremony/sacrifice at the heart of Cobra-La when G.I. Joe suddenly broke in and assaulted them. After an extended battle, Cobra-La's warriors were defeated, and their spores were used to kill Unicron. Golobulus and the other higher-ups were captured and put on trial for crimes against humanity, but what happened to the rest of the civilization afterwards is unknown. Black Horizon, Part 2 of 2

Notes

  • Cobra-La is clearly based to some degree on Shangri-La, but in a thoroughly twisted fashion.