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'''Soundwave vs The Army!'''
'''Cash My Gold, the truth revealed!'''


==Gold And Blood==
==Gold And Blood==
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* '''Continuity:''' [[Dark of the Moon (franchise)|Dark of the Moon]] (prequel?)
* '''Continuity:''' [[Dark of the Moon (franchise)|Dark of the Moon]] (prequel?)


The Laguna De Guatavita in Central Columbia..... A mysterious place.... home to.... a DIVING PROJECT!!! A team of divers are setting up an explosive charge underwater, with their boss in talks with a mysterious person called "Mr. Wave". [[Soundwave (ROTF)|Who could that be?]]. As the charge is detonated a city of gold is revealed. El Dorado. Mr. Wave asks about a package he asked them to secure. They complain about it's weight while Mr. Wave bursts out of the container, ready to kill! Well not really, he's working with the humans.
The Laguna De Guatavita in Central [[Columbia]]..... A mysterious place.... home to.... a DIVING PROJECT!!! A team of divers,the mysterious [[Tanto Gang]], are setting up an explosive charge underwater, with their boss [[Kubikiri]] talks with a mysterious partner called "Mr Wave". [[Soundwave (ROTF)|Who could that be?]]. As the charge is detonated, a city of gold is revealed: the legendary El Dorado. Mr Wave asks about a package he asked them to secure. They complain about its weight, which is revealed to be... Soundwave himself, bursting out of the container and ready to kill! (Well, exposite)


While Soundwave laments about his plan with the gold, [[Lennox|William Lennox]] informs his colleague "Silver Lining" that the intel Bumblebee had given him (somehow...) was correct, and Soundwave was there! As Soundwave blows up the oil rig, and (probably) kills the divers. Lennox ''tries'' to kick Soundwave's ass but to no avail. Soundwave then proceeds to attack the Humans a bit more.
While Soundwave boasts that the Tanto Gang were just a means to an end and their contract is now "terminated", an undercover[[William Lennox]] informs his colleague "Silver Lining" that the intel [[Bumblebee (Movie)|Bumblebee]] had given him (somehow...) was correct, and Soundwave was there! As Soundwave blows up the oil rig and kills the divers, Lennox ''tries'' to kick Soundwave's ass but to no avail. The Tanto Gang are left scattered, with an angry Kubikiri ordering his men to fight back because he ain't sharing the gold with an alien!


Meanwhile, in the sky, [[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] and [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] plunge down onto the ground, with Ratchet complaining about not getting parachutes. As Optimus kicks Soundwave's ass (And Succeeds!), Lennox is firing tank rounds at a bunch of crates (probably had contraband in) while getting a little assistance from Ratchet. Optimus continues to duke it out with Soundwave but the battle is evenly matched (Remember.... Soundwave's the midget of the 'Cons).
Meanwhile, [[Ratchet (Movie)|Ratchet]] and [[Optimus Prime (Movie)|Optimus]] plunge from a NEST carrier plane down onto the ground, with Ratchet complaining about not getting parachutes. As Optimus kicks Soundwave's ass (and succeeds!), Lennox has commandeered a tank and is helped by Ratchet in removing the Tanto's from the game, destroying their weapons still packed in crates. (See what happens when you leave things to the last moment) Optimus continues to duke it out with Soundwave but the battle is evenly matched, and Soundwave even manages to exposite through the pain: after locating El Dorado, he decided to get the humans to help him get it so he could flood the market with gold and crash ''every'' stock market with hyperinflation!


Optimus and 'Wave plunge into the ocean and continue to ''kick ass''. The diver's boss asks about the SECOND [[Zipa Warhead]] and activates it. Soundwave just happens to be on the wrong side of it and is ''blown right out the sky''. Optimus lands on the coast and Ratchet complains about having "No Soundwave, no prisoners.... A priceless Earth Artefact obliterated!" but Optimus reassures him that a little is worth a lot in gold!
Optimus and Soundwave plunge into the lake and continue to ''kick ass''. But Kubikiri asks about the ''second'' [[Zipa Warhead]]on the lake bottom, and activates it. Soundwave just happens to be on the wrong side of it and is ''blown right out the sky''. Optimus lands on the coast and is informed the Tanto Gang have vanished. Ratchet complains about having "No Soundwave, no prisoners.... A priceless Earth Artefact obliterated!" but Optimus reassures him that a little is worth a lot in gold!


===Quotes===
===Quotes===
"If you have any ''final words'', ''now's'' the time to share!"<br>
"Actually... yes I do! Why does that device say 'activation complete'?"<br>
"''No one'' double-crosses the Tanto Gang."
-:'''Optimus''' and '''Soundwave''' find themselves next to '''Kubikiri's''' up-yours gesture


===Items of note===
===Items of note===
*For readers in 2011, Soundwave's plan to crash the global economy is ''far'' more sinister than all this guff about conquering planets and blowing stuff up...
*Lennox says that Bumblebee told him about about Soundwave being in Central Columbia but we don't know ''how''. We assume he just pointed to a map because the individual words "Soundwave is hiding out in The Laguna De Guatavita in Central Columbia" are pretty rare.
*Lennox says that Bumblebee told him about about Soundwave being in Central Columbia but we don't know ''how''. We assume he just pointed to a map because the individual words "Soundwave is hiding out in The Laguna De Guatavita in Central Columbia" are pretty rare.
*It isn't said what part of continuity in DOTM this is in. Considering Soundwave had his head demolished we can assume it's a prequel but, surviving as a head is not [[Frenzy (Movie)|uncommon]] among the 'Cons.
*It isn't said what part of continuity in DOTM this is in. Considering Soundwave had his head demolished we can assume it's a prequel but, surviving as a head is not [[Frenzy (Movie)|uncommon]] among the 'Cons.

Revision as of 01:52, 13 August 2011

Transformers: Dark of the Moon #2
Publisher Titan Magazines
First published 21 July 2011
Editor Rona Simpson
Designer Dan Bura
Publishing manager Darryl Tothill
Price £2.50

Cash My Gold, the truth revealed!

Gold And Blood

The Laguna De Guatavita in Central Columbia..... A mysterious place.... home to.... a DIVING PROJECT!!! A team of divers,the mysterious Tanto Gang, are setting up an explosive charge underwater, with their boss Kubikiri talks with a mysterious partner called "Mr Wave". Who could that be?. As the charge is detonated, a city of gold is revealed: the legendary El Dorado. Mr Wave asks about a package he asked them to secure. They complain about its weight, which is revealed to be... Soundwave himself, bursting out of the container and ready to kill! (Well, exposite)

While Soundwave boasts that the Tanto Gang were just a means to an end and their contract is now "terminated", an undercoverWilliam Lennox informs his colleague "Silver Lining" that the intel Bumblebee had given him (somehow...) was correct, and Soundwave was there! As Soundwave blows up the oil rig and kills the divers, Lennox tries to kick Soundwave's ass but to no avail. The Tanto Gang are left scattered, with an angry Kubikiri ordering his men to fight back because he ain't sharing the gold with an alien!

Meanwhile, Ratchet and Optimus plunge from a NEST carrier plane down onto the ground, with Ratchet complaining about not getting parachutes. As Optimus kicks Soundwave's ass (and succeeds!), Lennox has commandeered a tank and is helped by Ratchet in removing the Tanto's from the game, destroying their weapons still packed in crates. (See what happens when you leave things to the last moment) Optimus continues to duke it out with Soundwave but the battle is evenly matched, and Soundwave even manages to exposite through the pain: after locating El Dorado, he decided to get the humans to help him get it so he could flood the market with gold and crash every stock market with hyperinflation!

Optimus and Soundwave plunge into the lake and continue to kick ass. But Kubikiri asks about the second Zipa Warheadon the lake bottom, and activates it. Soundwave just happens to be on the wrong side of it and is blown right out the sky. Optimus lands on the coast and is informed the Tanto Gang have vanished. Ratchet complains about having "No Soundwave, no prisoners.... A priceless Earth Artefact obliterated!" but Optimus reassures him that a little is worth a lot in gold!

Quotes

"If you have any final words, now's the time to share!"
"Actually... yes I do! Why does that device say 'activation complete'?"
"No one double-crosses the Tanto Gang." -:Optimus and Soundwave find themselves next to Kubikiri's up-yours gesture

Items of note

  • For readers in 2011, Soundwave's plan to crash the global economy is far more sinister than all this guff about conquering planets and blowing stuff up...
  • Lennox says that Bumblebee told him about about Soundwave being in Central Columbia but we don't know how. We assume he just pointed to a map because the individual words "Soundwave is hiding out in The Laguna De Guatavita in Central Columbia" are pretty rare.
  • It isn't said what part of continuity in DOTM this is in. Considering Soundwave had his head demolished we can assume it's a prequel but, surviving as a head is not uncommon among the 'Cons.

Contents

Articles and Features

  • Soundwave has created a code and is sending secret messages to Decepticons in this issue! With the inside-cover codebreaker, help NEST Intelligence decode him!
  • Shockwave profile—clearly just a slightly expanded version of his bio on Hasbro.com, as it refer to the "imprisonment under Chernobyl" that never happened.
  • Sideswipe's Armoury: The V-22 Osprey: The real transformer.
  • Crater Jump: Game.
  • Starscream's Stumpers: Puzzles, hosted by a wonderfully rude and snarky Starscream (the spirit of Star Screams lives!)
  • More puzzles!
  • Competitions.
  • Mega-Mouth: letters page answered by Megatron and Sideswipe.

Free gift

Free Meteor Blaster!

Mega-Mouth

To Be Added

Errors

The pullout DOTM poster shows the original UK release date of July 1st which is incorrect - it was brought forward to June 29th

Notes

To Be Added