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==Things that have '''Ruined Transformers Forever''' in the past==
==Things that have '''Ruined Transformers Forever''' in the past==
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* [[The Transformers: The Movie|Killing Optimus Prime]]
* [[The Transformers: The Movie|Killing Optimus Prime]]
* [[Action Master|Transformers that don't transform]]
* [[Action Master|Transformers that don't transform]]
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* [[Beast Hunters|Beast Cars]]
* [[Beast Hunters|Beast Cars]]


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In other words... pretty much everything.
In other words... pretty much everything.



Revision as of 20:12, 28 May 2014

We believe in regular Preparedness Drills.

Fans realize something Hasbro does not: that robust 42-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and Transformers would be ruined forever.

Fortunately, there is hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ever vigilant against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so.

Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should abandon all attempts at re-invention and instead cater exclusively to the old-school collectors. Though attractive, this approach may prove impractical as a long-term solution.

Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual plastic offset could ensure our fragile brand's existence through the mid-21st century.

Things that have Ruined Transformers Forever in the past

In other words... pretty much everything.

See also