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'''Christmas''' is a holiday celebrated by [[human]]s on December 25th (or 24th, some places).  It seems to revolve around the exchange of material goods, the slaughter and festooning of conifers, and the consumption of roasted avians. 
 
It may also be about the birth of a [[Jesus|purported deity]], but despite the interaction between Transformers and humans, little data has been collected regarding this strange human custom. According to human legend, an individual, who possesses various designations, will travel around the world in a hoversled guided by eight to nine quadripedal herbivores, enter a human domicile and dispense material goods to obedient humans, and leave a fossil fuel for the disobedient. Those poor obedients!  
 
Another human custom, [[Black Friday]], is rumored to be the busiest day of shopping for the material goods needed for exchange on Christmas.
 
 
==Marvel Comics UK continuity==
The magic of Christmas made [[Circuit Breaker]] not kill [[Jazz]]. {{storylink|Christmas Breaker!}}
 
The magic of Christmas made [[Jetfire (G1)|Jetfire]] appreciate his [[Earth]] heritage. {{storylink|The Gift}}
 
The magic of Christmas made [[Starscream (G1)|Starscream]] realize that even if he doesn't care, helping people can make him feel... well, he still doesn't really care. {{storylink|Stargazing}}
 
The magic of Christmas made [[Grimlock (G1)|Grimlock]] wear the Santa costume. So [[:Image:Biggrim_christmas.jpg|Cute]]! {{storylink|Stargazing}}
 
The magic of Christmas made [[Optimus Prime (G1)|Optimus Prime]] renew his pledge to protect Earth. {{storylink|Cold Comfort and Joy!}}
 
Optimus Prime shared a little of his own Christmas magic, healing environmental damage with a chunk of the Matrix.{{storylink|The Greatest Gift Of All!}}
 
[[Primus|God]] bless us, [[Til all are one|every one]].
 
==Unicron Trilogy==
The magic of Christmas made [[Iceberg]] be fascinated with it.  {{storylink|More Than Meets the Eye: Armada}}
 
==See also==
*[[Christmas/Gallery]] - Christmas-related images.
 
==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Christmas|Christmas]] at Wikipedia
 
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Hey there, Mister Robot - merry f***ing Christmas!

Christmas is a holiday celebrated by humans on December 25th (or 24th, some places). It seems to revolve around the exchange of material goods, the slaughter and festooning of conifers, and the consumption of roasted avians.

It may also be about the birth of a purported deity, but despite the interaction between Transformers and humans, little data has been collected regarding this strange human custom. According to human legend, an individual, who possesses various designations, will travel around the world in a hoversled guided by eight to nine quadripedal herbivores, enter a human domicile and dispense material goods to obedient humans, and leave a fossil fuel for the disobedient. Those poor obedients!

Another human custom, Black Friday, is rumored to be the busiest day of shopping for the material goods needed for exchange on Christmas.


Marvel Comics UK continuity

The magic of Christmas made Circuit Breaker not kill Jazz. Christmas Breaker!

The magic of Christmas made Jetfire appreciate his Earth heritage. The Gift

The magic of Christmas made Starscream realize that even if he doesn't care, helping people can make him feel... well, he still doesn't really care. Stargazing

The magic of Christmas made Grimlock wear the Santa costume. So Cute! Stargazing

The magic of Christmas made Optimus Prime renew his pledge to protect Earth. Cold Comfort and Joy!

Optimus Prime shared a little of his own Christmas magic, healing environmental damage with a chunk of the Matrix.The Greatest Gift Of All!

God bless us, every one.

Unicron Trilogy

The magic of Christmas made Iceberg be fascinated with it. More Than Meets the Eye: Armada

See also




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