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'''Michael Bay''' (February 17, 1965 -) is an American film director and producer. He is the director of [[Dreamworks]]' [[Transformers (2007)|Transformers live-action movie]].
'''Michael Bay''' (February 17, 1965 -) is an American film director and producer. He is the director of [[Dreamworks]]' [[Transformers (2007)|Transformers live-action movie]].


He is better known as the director of several highly successful blockbuster motion pictures, such as ''Bad Boys'', ''The Rock'', and ''Armageddon''. He is also well-known as being a blond-haired, blue eyed Aryan man the likes of which Adolph Hitler discussed in his book ''Mein Kampf''(which Bay is considering adapting to film).
He is better known as the director of several highly successful blockbuster motion pictures, such as ''Bad Boys'', ''The Rock'', and ''Armageddon''.


At times, other people involved with Bay's films have claimed to be Bay himself.  It is not known if they are attempting to protect him from the [[fans|Romans]] or not.
At times, other people involved with Bay's films have claimed to be Bay himself.  It is not known if they are attempting to protect him from the [[fans|Romans]] or not.


He may or may not do Transformers 2. It'll depend of the HD-DVD/Blue-Ray format war. And the phases of the moon. The wrong choice just might [[Ruined_FOREVER|ruin Transformers FOREVER]]. Maybe he's not so unlike the fans after all.
He may or may not do Transformers 2. It'll depend of the HD-DVD/Blue-Ray format war. And the phases of the moon. The wrong choice just might [[Ruined_FOREVER|ruin Transformers FOREVER]]. Maybe he's not so unlike the fans after all.
Bay tends to cast blacks in worthless stereotypcal bit parts, because they are not white. His statements made about Spielberg also indicates that he hates Jews.
His next planned film is about two idiots in Florida who engage in an idiotic kidnapping plot. If that sounds familiar, it's because Dave Barry wrote Big Trouble long ago and Barry Sonnenfeld already made the movie. Michael Bay does not have original ideas.


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Revision as of 22:12, 15 September 2007

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Michael Bay (February 17, 1965 -) is an American film director and producer. He is the director of Dreamworks' Transformers live-action movie.

He is better known as the director of several highly successful blockbuster motion pictures, such as Bad Boys, The Rock, and Armageddon.

At times, other people involved with Bay's films have claimed to be Bay himself. It is not known if they are attempting to protect him from the Romans or not.

He may or may not do Transformers 2. It'll depend of the HD-DVD/Blue-Ray format war. And the phases of the moon. The wrong choice just might ruin Transformers FOREVER. Maybe he's not so unlike the fans after all.

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