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[[Image:Horri-bull_robot.jpg|right|300px|thumb|What? I ain't supposed to smell like roses, ya know!]] | [[Image:Horri-bull_robot.jpg|right|300px|thumb|What? I ain't supposed to smell like roses, ya know!]] | ||
'''Horri-Bull''' is indeed horrible, as well as Aw-Ful | '''Horri-Bull''' is indeed horrible, as well as Aw-Ful, Dis-Gusting, and Gnaw-C-8-Ing, but at least he's not a slob like [[Blot]] or [[Landfill (G1)|Landfill]]. Oh, he's a slob, all right, but he's a different sort; neither an ignorant, involuntary slob like the [[Terrorcon (G1)|Terrorcon]], nor a lazy slob like Landfill. Never! He's a proud, oil-spitting, grease-oozing, smoke-belching filthmaster. Horri-Bull boasts, with real pride, that he can't remember his last bath. He believes this makes him unique among the Decepticons. If one were to object that it was not a specialty to take pride in, it would only bring pain and perhaps death by flamethrower, because Horri-Bull is also a horrible bully, with a nasty temper and a mean streak wider than the oily trails he leaves. | ||
It is only fitting that this uniquely repulsive Decepticon is paired with such a vile specimen of [[Nebulan]] ooze with legs - the vulgar talk jock known as [[Kreb]]. Together, they make a team to be avoided, by [[Autobot]]s and especially by [[Charlene (cowgirl)|women who love robots]] and [[Wendell|the men who love them]]. | It is only fitting that this uniquely repulsive Decepticon is paired with such a vile specimen of [[Nebulan]] ooze with legs - the vulgar talk jock known as [[Kreb]]. Together, they make a team to be avoided, by [[Autobot]]s and especially by [[Charlene (cowgirl)|women who love robots]] and [[Wendell|the men who love them]]. | ||
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| This article is about the repulsive Generation 1 Decepticon Headmaster. For Giant Planet leader Metroplex' wee Mini-Con pal, see Drill Bit (Cybertron). |
- Horri-Bull is a Decepticon Headmaster in the Generation 1 continuity family.
Horri-Bull is indeed horrible, as well as Aw-Ful, Dis-Gusting, and Gnaw-C-8-Ing, but at least he's not a slob like Blot or Landfill. Oh, he's a slob, all right, but he's a different sort; neither an ignorant, involuntary slob like the Terrorcon, nor a lazy slob like Landfill. Never! He's a proud, oil-spitting, grease-oozing, smoke-belching filthmaster. Horri-Bull boasts, with real pride, that he can't remember his last bath. He believes this makes him unique among the Decepticons. If one were to object that it was not a specialty to take pride in, it would only bring pain and perhaps death by flamethrower, because Horri-Bull is also a horrible bully, with a nasty temper and a mean streak wider than the oily trails he leaves.
It is only fitting that this uniquely repulsive Decepticon is paired with such a vile specimen of Nebulan ooze with legs - the vulgar talk jock known as Kreb. Together, they make a team to be avoided, by Autobots and especially by women who love robots and the men who love them.
