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[[Image:Horri-bull_robot.jpg|right|300px|thumb|What? I ain't supposed to smell like roses, ya know!]]
[[Image:Horri-bull_robot.jpg|right|300px|thumb|What? I ain't supposed to smell like roses, ya know!]]


'''Horri-Bull''' is indeed horrible (Damn it, Hasbro), as well as Aw-Ful, Dis-Gusting, and Gnaw-C-8-Ing, but at least he's not a slob like [[Blot]] or [[Landfill (G1)|Landfill]].  Oh, he's a slob, all right, but he's a different sort; neither an ignorant, involuntary slob like the [[Terrorcon (G1)|Terrorcon]], nor a lazy slob like Landfill.  Never!  He's a proud, oil-spitting, grease-oozing, smoke-belching filthmaster.  Horri-Bull boasts, with real pride, that he can't remember his last bath.  He believes this makes him unique among the Decepticons.  If one were to object that it was not a specialty to take pride in, it would only bring pain and perhaps death by flamethrower, because Horri-Bull is also a horrible bully (ha ha), with a nasty temper and a mean streak wider than the oily trails he leaves.
'''Horri-Bull''' is indeed horrible, as well as Aw-Ful, Dis-Gusting, and Gnaw-C-8-Ing, but at least he's not a slob like [[Blot]] or [[Landfill (G1)|Landfill]].  Oh, he's a slob, all right, but he's a different sort; neither an ignorant, involuntary slob like the [[Terrorcon (G1)|Terrorcon]], nor a lazy slob like Landfill.  Never!  He's a proud, oil-spitting, grease-oozing, smoke-belching filthmaster.  Horri-Bull boasts, with real pride, that he can't remember his last bath.  He believes this makes him unique among the Decepticons.  If one were to object that it was not a specialty to take pride in, it would only bring pain and perhaps death by flamethrower, because Horri-Bull is also a horrible bully (ha ha), with a nasty temper and a mean streak wider than the oily trails he leaves.


It is only fitting that this uniquely repulsive Decepticon is paired with such a vile specimen of [[Nebulan]] ooze with legs - the vulgar talk shock-jock known as [[Kreb]].  Together, they make a team to be avoided, by [[Autobot]]s and especially by [[Charlene (cowgirl)|women who love robots]] and [[Wendell|the men who love them]].
It is only fitting that this uniquely repulsive Decepticon is paired with such a vile specimen of [[Nebulan]] ooze with legs - the vulgar talk shock-jock known as [[Kreb]].  Together, they make a team to be avoided, by [[Autobot]]s and especially by [[Charlene (cowgirl)|women who love robots]] and [[Wendell|the men who love them]].

Revision as of 02:59, 14 May 2007

This article is about the repulsive Generation 1 Decepticon Headmaster. For Giant Planet leader Metroplex' wee Mini-Con pal, see Drill Bit (Cybertron).
Horri-Bull is a Decepticon Headmaster in the Generation 1 continuity family.
File:Horri-bull robot.jpg
What? I ain't supposed to smell like roses, ya know!

Horri-Bull is indeed horrible, as well as Aw-Ful, Dis-Gusting, and Gnaw-C-8-Ing, but at least he's not a slob like Blot or Landfill. Oh, he's a slob, all right, but he's a different sort; neither an ignorant, involuntary slob like the Terrorcon, nor a lazy slob like Landfill. Never! He's a proud, oil-spitting, grease-oozing, smoke-belching filthmaster. Horri-Bull boasts, with real pride, that he can't remember his last bath. He believes this makes him unique among the Decepticons. If one were to object that it was not a specialty to take pride in, it would only bring pain and perhaps death by flamethrower, because Horri-Bull is also a horrible bully (ha ha), with a nasty temper and a mean streak wider than the oily trails he leaves.

It is only fitting that this uniquely repulsive Decepticon is paired with such a vile specimen of Nebulan ooze with legs - the vulgar talk shock-jock known as Kreb. Together, they make a team to be avoided, by Autobots and especially by women who love robots and the men who love them.


French-Canadian name: Taureu


Fiction

Marvel comics

Animated continuity

Toys

Generation 1

  • Horri-Bull (Headmaster, 1988)
Horri-Bull transforms into a robotic bull (though he really resembles the "terror dogs" from the Ghostbusters movie more). His beast-mode back opens up to contain his Nebulan partner Kreb, who forms the robot mode's head. His twin-barreled tail-blaster becomes a hand-held weapon in robot mode.
This mold was released in Japan without changes as Bullhorn.





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