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[[Image:Collectorsclub.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Don't mess with Texas.]]
[[Image:Drbigglesjones.jpg|thumb|400px|Her fun-cushions are on the right.]]
The '''Hasbro Transformers Collectors' Club''' is run by [[Fun Publications]]. Each member receives:
'''Boobs''', also known as ''breasts, bazookas, milk wagons, maracas, bristols, Sister Mary-Benedict, hooters, light and bitter, big McDuffs and funbags'' are thin sheets of meat and fat stretched over a container of saline <small>(or less commonly silicone)</small> adorning the front-upper chassis of human (and many nonhuman) females.
The purpose of boobs is to provide traction and a convenient hand-hold during the act of mating, which frequently becomes so slippery that there is danger of falling off. Also, that is where the babies feed.
*12 issues of Fun Publications' ''Master Collector'' newsprint classifieds
*Six issues of the [[Transformers Collectors' Club Official Magazine]]
*A [[Skyfall (Cybertron)|free ''Transformers'' figure]] along with a year's membership
*Access to the Collectors' Club store, forums, and member-exclusive content on the Collectors' Club website
*Ability to buy [[Astrotrain (Timelines)|Collectors' Club exclusive toys]]
*Discounts on [[BotCon]] preregistration
*And other super exciting awesome things, perhaps
==Fiction==
They really like to write bios for [[Mini-Con]]s, apparently.
===Marvel Comics UK===
[[Jazz (G1)|Jazz]] admired [[Arcee (G1)|Arcee's]] ''upper chassis design'' while [[Hot Rod (G1)|Hot Rod]] stood by, clueless as to what he's talking about. {{Storylink|Prime's Rib!}}
==Toys==
==External links==
[[Image:Airazorbwtfmtoy1.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Transmetal Airrazor's boobs have been designed to ''lift and seperate''.]]
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* '''Airazor''' (Deluxe Transmetal, 1998/1999)
: ''Japanese ID number:'' '''C-44'''
: [[Transmetal]] Airazor transforms into a mechanical falcon, with a third "seaplane" mold with fold-down pontoons. In robot mode, the chromed beast-mode backplate can fold around it for a "shield" mode.
: The Japanese version of this toy is largely identical, but the yellow plastics were replaced with a bright orange. The "AIRAZOR" tampograph on its chromed shields was also changed to "CYBERTRON" with the Maximal [[faction symbols|faction symbol]]. It was available both as an individual and in a two-pack with [[Quickstrike (BW)|Quickstrike]].
: This mold was also used to make ''[[Armada]]'' [[Airazor (Armada)|Airazor]].
*'''Blackarachnia''' (Transmetal 2, 1999)
: ''Japanese ID number:'' '''C-48'''
: The Transmetal 2 version of Blackarachnia transforms into a large organic/mechincal monstrous spider, featuring a grappling hook, switching [[Faction symbols|faction symbols]], and a spin-kick action feature. This toy was initially hard to find at retail, as one of the toy's features, a piece of '''removable chest armor''' (no, really), was altered slightly, delaying later shipments.
: This mold was used to make the [[BotCon 2000]] [[exclusive]] [[Arcee (G1)|Arcee]].
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