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[[Image:StratotronicJet.jpg|right|300px|thumb|[[Shockwave (G1)|Shockwave]] sold separately]] | [[Image:StratotronicJet.jpg|right|300px|thumb|[[Shockwave (G1)|Shockwave]] sold separately]] | ||
The '''Stratotronic Jet''' is about the toughest [[Action Master]] vehicle I've ever flown, or my name isn't [[Gutcruncher]]! | The '''Stratotronic Jet''' is about the toughest [[Action Master]] vehicle I've ever flown, or my name isn't [[Gutcruncher]]! | ||
This baby has it all! The maximum speed in an atmosphere is Mach 52 - | This baby has it all! The maximum speed in an atmosphere is Mach 52 - that's 52 times the speed of sound! It's got custom shielding that allows it to withstand the wind resistance. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! It's capable of functioning in the depth of outer space, for all your inter-solar system needs. Now, now, I know what you're thinking. "Sure, Gutcruncher, it's fast, but I need a vehicle that packs some PUNCH!" Well, you're in luck. This bad-boy has been custom modified by yours truly with the works; it has a full payload of fusion bombs and cruise missiles, and I can get you more for cheap. If you're on a budget, stick to the energy weapons, including particle beams, infrared-targeted laser cannons and MORE! | ||
that's 52 times the speed of sound! It's got custom shielding that | |||
allows it to withstand the wind resistance. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! It's | |||
capable of functioning in the depth of outer space, for all your | |||
inter-solar system needs. | |||
Now, now, I know what you're thinking. "Sure, Gutcruncher, | |||
it's fast, but I need a vehicle that packs some PUNCH!" Well, you're in | |||
luck. This bad-boy has been custom modified by yours truly with the | |||
works; it has a full payload of fusion bombs and cruise missiles, and I | |||
can get you more for cheap. If you're on a budget, stick to the energy | |||
weapons, including particle beams, infrared-targeted laser cannons and | |||
MORE! | |||
[[Image:Stratotronic jet battlestation.jpg|left|250px|thumb|Our prices are INSANE!!!]] | [[Image:Stratotronic jet battlestation.jpg|left|250px|thumb|Our prices are INSANE!!!]] | ||
BUT WAIT, THERE'S STILL MORE! Sometimes you just gotta get down and | BUT WAIT, THERE'S STILL MORE! Sometimes you just gotta get down and dirty, ya know? Well, if mobility isn't needed, this puppy converts into an absolutely devastating battle station. The power going to the jet engines is channeled into a fusion blaster cannon, and it also deploys a missile launcher for all your close combat needs. Of course, it being ground work, you might be closer to your targets than you like. That's ok. It comes equipped with a one-robot battle tank. Believe you me, nothing gets through that armor. Act now and I'll throw in a fully integrated pilotless surveillance drone, absolutely free! | ||
dirty, ya know? Well, if mobility isn't needed, this puppy converts | |||
into an absolutely devastating battle station. The power going to the | Now, what would you expect to pay for an absolute beauty like the Stratosonic Jet? 500,000 energon cubes? 1,000,000? Well, act now and it can be yours for the low, low price of 350,000 energon cubes! (Tax & title additional, subject to credit check.) | ||
jet engines is channeled into a fusion blaster cannon, and it also | |||
deploys a missile launcher for all your close combat needs. Of course, | |||
it being ground work, you might be closer to your targets than you | |||
like. That's ok. It comes equipped with a one-robot battle tank. | |||
Believe you me, nothing gets through that armor. Act now and I'll throw | |||
in a fully integrated pilotless surveillance drone, absolutely free! | |||
Now, what would you expect to pay for an absolute beauty like | |||
the Stratosonic Jet? 500,000 energon cubes? 1,000,000? Well, act now | |||
and it can be yours for the low, low price of 350,000 energon cubes! | |||
(Tax & title additional, subject to credit check.) | |||
==Fiction== | ==Fiction== | ||
Revision as of 20:36, 31 March 2009
- FOR SALE: One Stratotronic Jet, a vehicle from the Generation 1 continuity family.
The Stratotronic Jet is about the toughest Action Master vehicle I've ever flown, or my name isn't Gutcruncher! This baby has it all! The maximum speed in an atmosphere is Mach 52 - that's 52 times the speed of sound! It's got custom shielding that allows it to withstand the wind resistance. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! It's capable of functioning in the depth of outer space, for all your inter-solar system needs. Now, now, I know what you're thinking. "Sure, Gutcruncher, it's fast, but I need a vehicle that packs some PUNCH!" Well, you're in luck. This bad-boy has been custom modified by yours truly with the works; it has a full payload of fusion bombs and cruise missiles, and I can get you more for cheap. If you're on a budget, stick to the energy weapons, including particle beams, infrared-targeted laser cannons and MORE!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S STILL MORE! Sometimes you just gotta get down and dirty, ya know? Well, if mobility isn't needed, this puppy converts into an absolutely devastating battle station. The power going to the jet engines is channeled into a fusion blaster cannon, and it also deploys a missile launcher for all your close combat needs. Of course, it being ground work, you might be closer to your targets than you like. That's ok. It comes equipped with a one-robot battle tank. Believe you me, nothing gets through that armor. Act now and I'll throw in a fully integrated pilotless surveillance drone, absolutely free!
Now, what would you expect to pay for an absolute beauty like the Stratosonic Jet? 500,000 energon cubes? 1,000,000? Well, act now and it can be yours for the low, low price of 350,000 energon cubes! (Tax & title additional, subject to credit check.)
Fiction
Television commercials
AS SEEN ON TV!!! When I flew my Stratotronic Jet on what I think was Cybertron, I yelled, "Destroy them!" and fired some shots at Wheeljack and Sprocket as they drove out of a tunnel in their own sub-standard Action Master vehicles.
Dreamwave
AS SEEN IN PRINT!!! When they profiled me in More Than Meets The Eye #3, my jet was right behind me.
Toys
Generation 1
- Back in 1990, this jet was made available as an Action Master Decepticon Attack Vehicle, Gutcruncher w/ Stratotronic Jet. Now the prices have gone way up on it! HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE!
