Ruined FOREVER

We believe in regular Preparedness Drills.

Fans realize something Hasbro does not, that robust 25-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and Transformers would be ruined forever.

Fortunately, there is hope. The Transformers fanbase has resolved to remain ever vigilant against something that could Ruin Transformers Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so.

Some Transformers conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that Transformers should abandon all attempts at re-invention and instead cater exclusively to the old-school collectors. Though attractive, this approach may prove impractical as a long-term solution.

Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Transformers now and in the foreseeable future, though it's possible a proposed initiative requiring all Transformers fans to purchase an annual plastic offset could ensure our fragile brand's existence through the mid-21st century.

Things that have Ruined Transformers Forever in the past

• Killing Optimus Prime
• Transformers that don't transform
• Munky
• Hippies
• Reboots
• Pokeformers
• Perverts
• Bayformers
• Teen Titans
• Stolen prototypes on eBay

In other words... pretty much everything.

See also

• GEEWUN
• Pokeformers
• Trukk not munky
• Chin