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| :''The café kid is a [[human]] from the [[Movie (franchise)|Movie]] [[continuity family]].''
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| [[Image:Movie_cafekid.jpg|thumb|Insert your own tasteless "special needs" joke here.]]
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| The '''café kid''' is a fat and easily excited teenager. He has a video camera and isn't afraid to use it.
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| ==Fiction==
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| ===''Transformers'' (2007)===
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| :''Actor:'' [[Andrew Caldwell]]
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| The café kid was hanging out one night in, of all places, a café. While he was videotaping some buddies, [[Ratchet (Movie)|a huge flaming thing from space]] crashed nearby. This caused a lot of explosions, which excited the teenager; he called it "a hundred times cooler than ''[[Armageddon]]''." Dashing toward the obliterated building, the café kid questioned whether the owner had "asteroid insurance". Otherwise, he's ''so'' boned.
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| The kid claimed to see something in the nearby tree, but was forced from the scene by firefighters. Despite this, he made a plea for a space rock. In his excitement, he failed to notice the [[Ratchet (Movie)|new fire response vehicle]] slipping away. {{storylink|Transformers (2007)|Transformers}}
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