Internet

So many gifs of animals, so little time.

The Internet is one of the greatest technological innovations of the human race. Whether that is a good thing or not is a matter of personal opinion. The good things humans do with the internet is help research for information, earn money, yadayada. There are also many other things humans do with the internet, and many, many, of them are quite stupid and are a waste of time.

Just be careful what you put on it, as you may get attacked by a child molester...or the ultimate bad cop.

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Fiction

Cybertron

Jolt is addicted to the internet, along with music and television. Jolt's Tech Spec Nobody was aware of the existence of Transformers on Earth, except for some people on the internet. Retreat

Animated

Wreck-Gar believes everything he reads on the internet. Wreck-Gar's Tech Spec Megatron adopted the pseudonym "Meg A. Tron" while online and duped Professor Heinz Von Furstwartz into building a machine to use against the Autobots. Quest for the AllSpark

Live-action Transformers movie continuity

Transformers film

As part of his efforts to gain money to buy a car, Samuel James Witwicky tried to sell his ancestor Archibald Witwicky's expedition equipment in an online auction, including his telescope, his compass, and (for some reason) his glasses. The Decepticons Barricade and Frenzy later tracked down Sam through his eBay page, intent on seizing the glasses, which contained the coordinates to the AllSpark.

Later, when Sam met the Autobots, Jazz greeted Sam and Mikaela Banes as "little bitches". When Sam asked how Jazz could talk like that, Optimus Prime explained that they had learned Human languages through the world wide web. Transformers

Revenge of the Fallen film

Given the rather shaky cover up about the events at Mission City Los Angeles, a number of people remained skeptical about whether or not giant alien robots were walking the Earth. Rather than suck the sack of mainstream media, Leo Spitz and his friends Sharsky and Fassbinder set up The Real Effing Deal, a website dedicated to spreading the truth about how aliens were on Earth. Seymour Simmons did the same thing with GiantEffingRobots.com, feeding more relevant information about how to fight the Transformers as Robo-Warrior. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Dark of the Moon film

Sam's new girlfriend Carly Spencer visited him at his workplace to reveal that her boss Dylan Gould had given her a new car: a Mercedes-Benz SLS-AMG. Sam used the internet to look up a Mercedes-Benz product placement web page that revealed the car was so expensive that it would take him decades to earn the amount of money needed to buy it. Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Shattered Glass continuity

Whilst trying to find Soundwave's lost stasis pod on the strange world of Earth, Heatwave used the "interweb" and discovered there was no local military activity in the area. He had some doubts as to the reliability of this information, as this interweb system had a "dirty, dirty mouth". The Desert Heat! Ravage had far different opinions, saying that it was "full of win". Eye in the Sky

Aligned continuity

Prime cartoon

Silas and Airachnid used a social networking site to track down Jack Darby. Crisscross Raf Esquivel routinely surfed the net, using his impressive hacking skills and Autobot technology to replace reports of Transformer sightings (mainly Bumblebee) on conspiracy websites with pictures of cats One Shall Fall

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and tap-dancing monkeys. While he was surfing, Raf stumbled on a report of Red Energon. Unbeknownst to the Autobots, Starscream had located the same report, having learned to tap into the Internet himself. Aside from this useful lead, he had dismissed almost the entire Internet as being useless... though he did find some entertainment value in a video of a dancing monkey. New Recruit