To Die Game!
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| Art | Hirofumi Ichikawa | ||||||||||||
Potentially the most amazing fanwank in the history of the universe.
Synopsis
Across the universal streams of Primax 406.3 Eta and Tyran 407.1 Beta, two iterations of Optimus Prime and Megatron engage in a cross-dimensional battle. Prime loses an arm to Megatron's tesseractal swords, but remains undeterred, and observes that Megatron is fighting from the year 2009, suspecting an ulterior motive for his being in that time period. Amused by Prime's observation, Megatron proposes a wager: if Prime can defeat him in a game of his choosing, he will answer any question he asks him honestly.
The game Megatron proposes involves manipulating the occupants of his home dimension in the year 2005, pitting them against each other in a "game full of death and suffering". While Megatron distributes a portion of his power through legions of this universe's Decepticons, Prime can only infuse his power into one being to send against them, who will be forced to navigate space loops and time tunnels to accomplish this goal. Prime dismisses the rules as nonsense and refuses to manipulate another being like that, but Megatron warns him that the inhabitants of the dimension will only suffer if he does not play along. Prime chooses Ultra Magnus as his playing piece, and the game begins!
Featured characters
(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)
| Autobots | Decepticons |
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Notes
- Okay, okay, are you ready for this? This whole strip is a reference to the obscure Japanese Famicom video game, "Mystery of Convoy", in which Ultra Magnus went up against legions of Decepticons. The three shadowed Decepticons seen in this strip (Menasor, Bruticus and Trypticon) are the three bosses in the game, and the "space loops and time tunnels" refer to a particularly infuriating level in the game that was a confusing maze that repeated over and over. "Mystery of Convoy" was infamous for its difficulty—a "game full of death and suffering" indeed!
- "Primax 406.3 Eta" is the universe of the Kiss Players radio drama, while "Tyran 407.1 Beta" is.... a Tech Spec from the live-action movie series released on April 1, 2007.
- It's not clear if the Megatron and the Optimus Prime in this story are versions of the characters that we are already familiar with. This Megatron identifies the world in which the game takes place as his "home dimension," but also notes that it is a world in which the Alternity cannot directly act. The only known world in which the Alternity cannot do this is their own home universe, Primax 903.0 Beta, suggesting that this may be the Megatron who hails from that universe (which is to say, a variation of the Megatron from the Generation 1 cartoon continuity, and the head of the Megatron collective). This specific Megatron previously occupied the "Premium Le Mans Blue" Auto-avatar, but that body was destroyed by Nemesis Prime in "Arch-Nemesis!", perhaps suggesting that his consciousness has moved to this new "Diamond Black" body.
